Get You, Duckie!

Fear has a long history, and the idea of control-by-fear has a history that’s only five minutes less than that. Keeping control of a pack of hominids by being the biggest and nastiest was a simple step and an easy one to cope with. Everyone knew who the biggest and nastiest one was and everyone knew to keep on his good side. Nothing devious or sneaky required by Big’n’Nasty, although underlings might engage in sneakiness to get their own way without being battered. Big’n’Nasty ruled by fear.

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Dear Reader, it appears Madam X Secretary approved the meme…

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*I saw that story yesterday, Clicky… Posted… /knot-eyes… of it with Red Frank… Very sad…*

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*/squints… ‘K, Oz…. /scans… More tragedy… Hugo sent me that story on DM this morning, Clicky…*

*Yeah, another popular music star bites the dust in 20H+H… Again… /knot-eyes… on MEROVEE yesterday…*

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*/:O… Yes, I opened the box… Clicky! /stern squint… They’re nearly 20 years old now… /wrestles with beastly assistant… Stop it! Don’t you dare…*

*/Turns purple… Cade’s right – you are a shithead, Clicky!*

*You wouldn’t! I told him that in confidence… /wrestles some more… I don’t care what kind of fucking freaky-work-based friendship you struck up with Leggy under Dume… Stop. It. Now…*

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*/explodes with cold rage… I’m going to fucking kill you!! …/lunges…*

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*/Grabs book… Now swim…*

 

*/Points finger… And don’t even fink about leaving a S…*

Loopy’s Pig-Eon Sandwich

“Are you going to the kitchen?”

I was between the Library and the room containing the fridge and cooker when Loopy called out.

“Yes, but first I’m turning on some lights and then I’m going upstairs to pee. Why?” I said, stopping in the doorway and clicking on the overhead light.

Loops in naked, teenage hairiness (except for pants – wear knot animals 😉 ), glided round into view. He was sitting in his Captain’s gaming chair, whilst Poppy lay sleeping along the length of his long, lanky legs. He languidly caressed her back, to which she responded with low, contented snores.

“Can I have a sandwich?” he asked with the innocence of 21st century Oliver Twist.

Thoughtful Man was out; however, earlier we’d decided secretly between the two of us – after a short but satisfying cuddle, before he got into the bath I’d thoughtfully drawn him – that he’d bring KFC home, when he finished work. I’d licked my lips at his whispered suggestion, and told him “Yes please.”

“Dad will probably bring something home with him later,” I told Loopy, knowing exactly how much food my children can put away over the course of a day. “What kind of sandwich?”

Loops eyed me coolly, his hand lingering over Poppy’s soft, velvety ears. “Pigeon.”

“I’m fresh out of pigeon,” I replied with a sagacious squint. “You can have ham.”

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*Clicky! Where’s that video clip Loops showed me… /lifts up cushions… You know, the funniest pigeon video I said he could use as the filling…*

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*/peers behind curtains… Oh, I don’t know, it’s gotta be hear sumwear…*

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Dear Reader, it’s been a lovely Sunday. No cooking, minimal ironing (half-term next week. Yay!). Clicky and I have had such fun today, frolicking around the universes. Perhaps we’ve seen you there 😉

Regardless, we hope you’ve also had a good day. Have a Song…

*Thank you, Clicky… /pats snout… Now pass me a rollie…*

We Kenned Trolling Along the Y’ello River…

Yesterday on Twitter was a hoot and a half, trolling virtual signalling celebs…

*Oh, a Song already… Take it away, Clicky…*

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*Covering the Song with an image, Clicky? I’ve told you before… Dear Reader does not get that…*

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*No… Dear Reader, doesn’t get covering news that way, either…*

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*/Sigh… Nor gifs…*

*It’s a bloody good thing those children arriving are actually adults, Clicky, otherwise all kinds of baseless insinuations would be banded about…*

*Exactly!*

*/furrows brow… I wonder why I felt empowered to go trolling yesterday, Clicky…*

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*Oh Sweetie… Have a Song…*

Clicky Doo Reunion – The Musical

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*/studiously ignores…*

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*/sniffs… Oh, hello Clicky… have you been away?*

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*/waves nonchalantly… That’s nice for you…*

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*I doo have other friends, other than you, you know Clicky…*

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*/shocked indignation… You’re dooing Me?!*

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*Oh yeah? Prove it!*

*/sighs and smiles… A Song?*

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*/steps back quickly with wrinkled nose… Good, because you’re smelling… rank!*

*In your dreams, Clicky. In your dreams…*

*Okay, next post… After you’ve had a bath… /blows kiss from safe distance…*

Songless

A short one today, Dear Reader, as Clicky is over at…*/concentration tongue poke* Sync Miss For Him */satisfied smile* wallowing in Cade’s latest swamp of a post.

Honestly! I’ve constructed about six posts in my head today, but now he’s decided to piss off ‘cos he’s seen something better */rolls eyes*

Anyhoo, also been watching the latest Big Bang Theory today so… have a clip 😉

Lyrical Breakdown

For today’s post, Dear Reader, I shall start with a tweet…

And a Song…

*/sings… I am the walrus…*

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*Ha… I love that Bonio version, Clicky… Knot really fought about it until I listened and then I wondered about the lyric…*

*It is a weird song… /grins… No, just the one particular line in it, Clicky…*

Expert Textpert choking smokers

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*Fucking ‘think of the children’ brigade…*

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*Oops… Apols, Clicky, let me help you…*

*You know, there is a horse in Leggy’s clip… mustn’t forget the nags… /wink…*

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*Yeah, drug pushers sucking on the tax-payer teat… /squints… Are you looking at my tits again. Clicky?*

*Oh for gawd’s sake… /covers chest with arm… I can’t help it, they’ve always been like that…*

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Who’ll be Ten? A Lady?

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*/huff… These wee… key leaks… /puffs… Clicky, have become… a flood…*

Meanwhile, in keeping the tit-for-tat, ahead of Wiki’s ninth release, overnight the ninth’s Trump accuser came forward, when a Clinton donor claimed the billionaire kissed her on the mouth in front of her shocked family at Mother’s Day lunch at Mar-a-Lago club.

 

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*Me? No, I’ve never met him…*

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*/blows out cheeks… knot the mains team… /stretches back… Me? ja… /rolls eyes… There… /wrings out mop… that’ll have to do, Clicky… until tomorrow…*

*Song?*

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Grabbing the Moment

Dear Reader… As it’s Sat Ear Day… Have a Song:

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*Past, Clicky. I heard it back in my youthful daze… /:O… Released on 7th September? That’s Thoughtful Man’s birthday! I didn’t know that fact when the Song popped into my head… /thinks… sew this means that information about my past was in my future… /grins sheepishly… I can quite see why you get confused…*

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*Whoa! Did you see that?!*

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*Where?*

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*Ha! An English Garden variety? No I…  /squint… knot-eyes the Wooley connection to my PPE… Um, it’s knit and… /mind stutter… wear, ware, where?*

*/sighs… Yes, the original Song, for me anyway, Clicky… For this synchronicity…/thinks… dooraymefarsewlaTqui… malarky.  That’s the closest word I can think of to describe it…*

*Indeed… Hey! Today I became the 137th follower of a chap on Twitter… he’s a geodetic among other things… Could be useful… I just had to look that up… Look, I took a selfie…*

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*He’s visited the LoL before, Clicky… I don’t know why I didn’t follow him on the Y’ello River before…*

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*Well, to be fair, that LoL post was inspired my crazy dooshund, rather than a wolf…*

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*That’s a bit binary, isn’t it Clicky? What about a grey wolf? Still, Princess Ploppy certainly is well fed… Ah! …/slaps forehead… That’s why the Song popped into my head! I remember… first I was in the Blue Universe… then paid a visit to the, er, Red…*

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*Well, you know that, and I know that, Clicky… /lights umpteenth rollie… Methinks this post is a tad too big… /blows smoke… Shall we leave Dear Reader to it and have a Song?*

 

 

Letter to Leg-Iron…

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It’s a very exciting time here are the Library, Dear Reader – ‘The Underdog Anthology’ is still on course to be published for Halloween.

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*Eek! I’ve got three stories in it, Clicky…*

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*’Succulent Sardines’… that’s the first one I wrote…*

*’Mind the Gap’… Mind palace the gap… /chortle…*

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*/smirk… ‘Til the phat lady swings? Clicky, you’re such a wag…*

Dear Reader… Have a Song…

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Guerilla In Our Midst

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*Thanks, Clicky… I didn’t realise at the time that Monday’s post was on my PPE anniversary…*

*Okay then, Picky… the first time I wrote about what happened…*

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“You’ll love this,” Thoughtful Man told me as I placed a plate of sandwiches next to him on the bed. “Typical newsflash these days.”

He tapped the screen of his phone and scrolled about. “Here it is – ‘People locked in London Zoo’,” he announced.

“Okay,” I replied, refilling his glass with fizzy pop.

He looked at me solemnly. “A gorilla has escaped.”

“So there are people trapped in London Zoo but a gorilla managed to escape?” I said, screwing the top back on the bottle. “Typical.”

“That’s what I said,” Thoughtful man replied through a mouth a cheese and pickle  “Mm, delicious. You are the Sandwich Queen.”

I blew him a kiss and went downstairs to do the ironing.

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*S’okay, Clicky, they’ve caught it… Carry on and have a Song*