CLICK5: This Week, Last Week, A Long Time Before…

One very important peace of information left out by the scum BBC …. These are imported eggs
— Noel (@TheMotivorMB) August 18, 2026

Edwina Curry is a woman with status, power and money. She supports the brothel idea thereby being a female who is prepared to fuck up lesser females everywhere.
Evolutionary psychology says this is subconscious behaviour by such females to suppress breeding in lesser females.
— Pal Sel (@PaulPolyvagal) August 13, 2026

The orange yolk is from a healthy chicken. The faded yellow yolk is from a malnourished chicken.

This is what happens when you let terrorists who think you’re subhuman run food regulations, and Health & Safety. pic.twitter.com/DeUtszUuVi
— Llana of Gathol (@llana) August 18, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Let Them Eat Barm Cake…

Everything Andy Burnham’s done in under a minute. His latest TikTok. pic.twitter.com/lM3S444kmw
— HJB News (@HJB_News__) August 17, 2026

What do you call one of these… pic.twitter.com/Ztvd3SU9Kc
— Andy Burnham (@andyburnham) July 31, 2026

aaaaand there's the tweet

what a cunt pic.twitter.com/eyVCmbvabN
— Rare | ♻️🇬🇧 (@RareAxies) August 14, 2026

Everyone in the UK hearing that random Emergency Alert: #severealert pic.twitter.com/qxxrprB0cM
— farhaan (@iJailbreak10) August 14, 2026

2,773 illegal migrants have arrived via small boat since Andy Burnham became PM (less than 1 month).

If you assume a lifetime net-fiscal cost of £350,000 per arrival, the illegals that have arrived since Andy became PM will cost £970.5 million; enough to buy 8 F-35B jets. https://t.co/PhRYDCcsQn pic.twitter.com/F9nuLrpAOh
— Charlie (@charliecolecc) August 10, 2026

I have been alive for fifty something years.

I can honestly say I have never seen a rubber dingy that long.

WTAF???

The government thinks we are bloody stupid. pic.twitter.com/fQlMoue0U4
— Oracle (@biggle1908) August 11, 2026

Burnham got played by an impersonator of one of Trump’s top aides within weeks of entering No. 10. He messaged away, only realised something was off later, and officials are now scrambling to claim it was harmless. The British embassy still had to brief the White House. Absolute… pic.twitter.com/KvLd0ZMgdL
— Ben Habib (@BackBrexitBen) August 17, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Some Alarming News…

I'm sat in a bar and eveyones phone went off like a black mirror episode – utterly Orwellian.

End this nanny state bullshit. https://t.co/adHZqAY0d9
— Montgomery Toms (@MontgomeryToms) August 14, 2026

That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
— barry (@BackseatsmanLFC) August 14, 2026

Now disabling propaganda alerts on my new phone.
— Ben Pile (@clim8resistance) August 14, 2026

I felt a great disturbance in the force like a million people all at once turning off emergency alerts in their phone settings. pic.twitter.com/xp93uNa7or
— Burnside (@BurnsideWasTosh) August 14, 2026

I would like to apologize to the right wing people who said the government would abuse the alert system
— John Kroencke (@johnkroencke) August 14, 2026

Burnham’s next emergency alert will be to remind us he’s from the North
— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) August 14, 2026

CLICK5: Popped Art…

Pop Art Marco. Popped Art. pic.twitter.com/llyUCICvnE
— KrisNVnmiP (@SophieMae1022) August 13, 2026

RFK Jr when he sees Marco Rubio reaching for the pop tarts 🫵😭 pic.twitter.com/UsiFEIjlhz
— Gizmo Memes (@GizmoMemes) August 13, 2026

Marco Rubio in the first ever Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts ad 🤣💀 pic.twitter.com/4X5STDt7my
— DFF (@DumbFxckFinder) August 13, 2026

Marco fails RFK Jr’s first MAHA inspection 😭 pic.twitter.com/kjR9sZqoqt
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) August 14, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Battle Of The Giants…

John Cleese, a man whose comedic genius has brought joy to many millions, has allied himself to some of the darkest forces in Britain. He has become the caricature he once mocked. Disappointing to witness the decline and fall of one of the most talented entertainers in British…
— Matthew Stadlen (@MatthewStadlen) August 11, 2026

This is personal

I refused to work with him because he had tried to trick his way into working with me by concealing information

Not to be trusted https://t.co/4xcahV21ZU
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 11, 2026

You are spectacularly ungrateful, John. I helped keep the evening funny as you veered off into a weird rant about one of your fellow Pythons. You even repeated an unpleasant, narcissistic story in the second half of one of the events that you’d already told in the first half. It…
— Matthew Stadlen (@MatthewStadlen) August 11, 2026

*time to stop digging* 🤔🫤 https://t.co/tQ32flqQwQ
— Paddington Ewart (@mik61scot) August 12, 2026

"If it wasn't for me John Cheese wouldn't be funny"

Matthew Stadlen, 2026 pic.twitter.com/qVvMpqsUlc
— 🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God🐧🦞 (@TawhakiTheGod) August 12, 2026

The lad's obviously after that vacant professorship at Cambridge
— Sunday Sport (@thesundaysport) August 12, 2026

I was disappointed to read that it's over for me

I have to remake my plans now…

Good bye, everyone https://t.co/HmidzEILfS
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 12, 2026

CLICK5: Squat Thrusting…

🚨BREAKING: There has been widespread public outrage after Cambridge's Labour ran council has installed foreign 'Squat Style' toilets in the city that you pay £1 to use pic.twitter.com/RULNRa10JG
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 8, 2026

pic.twitter.com/yhwZuSxvbA
— David Klug (@davidklugFL) August 8, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: King Of The Office…

Actual 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/qRI2VaYAkT
— George Smiley (@364690) July 25, 2026

Behind the scenes of No 10 North… pic.twitter.com/nxBdniJCyD
— Andy Burnham (@andyburnham) July 24, 2026

“I’m going to rule it out”

Speaking to Laura Kuenssberg in his first major interview as prime minister, Andy Burnham rules out calling an early general election and says “I don't think people want it”#BBCLauraK https://t.co/kIb5RbA0VB pic.twitter.com/yMYt8p2UzU
— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) July 26, 2026

john healey andy burnham ooooh hohoho delighted by salt and vinegar mccoys pic.twitter.com/fKv2rQAdHb
— uk politics reaction video (@ukpolreact) July 24, 2026

This is getting faintly ridiculous. He is meant to be the PM not a pop star. I get the impression Burnham likes being liked a little too much pic.twitter.com/LBs1xDjalS
— Ameer Kotecha (@Ameer_Kotecha) July 25, 2026

CLICK5: Still Life…

The proposed note says it was Olivia Herring's "STILL LIFE: Woman on the Floor" installation at Battersea gallery and had been in place for months before July 2026. However that doesn't mean the left are clean and dry. They are still evil people. And if this can be attached to…
— SadButMadLad (@SadButMadLad) July 21, 2026

Try swinging your arm down full force like you’re holding a hammer & imagine doing that 21 times against the head of a defenceless old woman. Utterly monstrous, truly horrific https://t.co/V4w1QtVwSS
— Adam Wren (@aswren) July 21, 2026

Reminder that no transgenders have ever been murdered in Scotland, that they’re the safest demographic in the UK and are statistically more likely to be murderers than victims. pic.twitter.com/CkQ3z38M16
— Venice Allan (@roseveniceallan) July 21, 2026

CLICK5: Widdy Whacked?!!

The former Conservative minister Ann Widdecombe – who later became a spokesperson for Reform UK – has died at the age of 78.

She was a prominent eurosceptic and held forthright conservative views on social issues – opposing abortion and wider rights for LGBT people.

Later in… pic.twitter.com/tWhoOyPK2Z
— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) July 10, 2026

Only a few days ago. https://t.co/xvkK5SBrSi
— SadButMadLad (@SadButMadLad) July 10, 2026

Horrific

What is happening to our country?https://t.co/wSvWWONwGH
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) July 10, 2026

Oh they’ve already released that the suspect is a white male. Funny how quickly they do that when it is one, then people wonder why when they stay silent in other cases involving migrants, leaving everyone to ‘assume.’
I hope they catch this absolute deranged nutjob 😡 pic.twitter.com/Bdf8PwA1RK
— Queen Natalie 👑 (@TheNorfolkLion) July 10, 2026

CLICK5: A Tube Tying Shamble…

They simply frame the 'public consultation' such that nobody can disagree with the government's position.

Then they ram through whatever they wanted and say 'following public consultation…'

It's all very communist and we see right through it, but they don't care. https://t.co/FahfZydrrz
— Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@Landeur) July 5, 2026

100% Tariffs on all content of UK origin might be a great place to begin. An awful lot is it is broadcast and streamed here currently.
— paxlibertas (@paxlibertatem) July 4, 2026

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