CLICK5: Whine Merchants…

𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐂𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓

The FBI Director showed up at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — and 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦.… pic.twitter.com/AuAqcf4jZs
— M.A. Rothman (@MichaelARothman) April 26, 2026

DRIVE-BY MEDIA: The same press corps that has breathlessly attacked Secretary Pete Hegseth and FBI Dir Kash Patel for drinking alcohol were seen pilfering and chugging bottles of wine and champagne after the would-be assassin was arrested at the WHCD. Double standard? pic.twitter.com/ghkCZbnDix
— @amuse (@amuse) April 26, 2026

CLICK5: Grant Us Time, Lord…

This event with Cole Allen, Henry Martinez and President Trump is seriously crazy.

Have a look. pic.twitter.com/9JsD329JjN
— C I D E R (@CiderHype) April 26, 2026

Hate to break it to you guys but that’s not Trump’s fight fight scene.

That’s Jesus last supper,

Sorry but I don’t have ADHD, messed up pattern recognition or fish memory!!!

**And the strait of Hormuz is still closed,

& nobody has been arrested from the Epstine files yet.** pic.twitter.com/9Y2MZqqqEL
— Maya Nicks (@mayanicks0x) April 26, 2026

President Trump claims the viral image that was posted on Truth was not a depiction of him as Jesus Christ but was him being depicted as a doctor.

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor… pic.twitter.com/4pfSRFPdrp
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 13, 2026

CLICK5: Ballroom Drama & The Overlook…

🚨Breaking: Reports of shots fired at The White House Correspondence Dinner. The President and Melania Trump have been evacuated. pic.twitter.com/5qzw63Vy2v
— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) April 26, 2026

“Who had gay black school teacher?” https://t.co/3dRSoIxKuB pic.twitter.com/iLjmdsYPj6
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeaceful) April 26, 2026

And just like that

The SLPC is out of the

News.

See how that works……
— Fletch17 (@RealFletch17) April 26, 2026

CLICK5: Maiden, Mother, Matriarch…

I think Labour dropped a massive bollock with this video… pic.twitter.com/jnCWCzXwnF
— P!P (@myswearyaccount) April 25, 2026

If Amelia is the maiden, this is the mother. Woe betide anyone who crosses the matriarch pic.twitter.com/erGu2qrMbE
— Mary Harrington (@moveincircles) April 25, 2026

Like the movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers, genteel Richmond has succumbed to yobbery. Burkas can be seen, even in mega posh Kew.

The youths are for a social media prank squirting water at mainly elderly ladies, who of course object to it.

The situation soon gets violently… pic.twitter.com/5WIOgy4qKJ
— David Atherton (@daveatherton) April 25, 2026

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – When The Boomer Rang…

Libs: “we need to make Trump look bad”

Journalist: “hey get a shot where he’s wearing royal purple and looks taller than a jumbo jet and has a 10 foot dick and everyone around him is kneeling or staring in awe” pic.twitter.com/4pK5znxeMT
— Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) April 18, 2026

He has the biggest Boom! HUGE! Nobody’s boom is BIGGER or longer than his boom.

🤣🤣🤣
— Obscure Moderator (@ObscureMod) April 18, 2026

Can’t say we didn’t say to look for it
From DJT at TPUSA on 4/17
We pointed to it all week https://t.co/F1upqarq81 pic.twitter.com/rWN2HiE2Nd
— True Stormy Joe (@truestormyjoe) April 18, 2026

Trump answers the number you call to get him on the phone. One of three numbers. 😆 pic.twitter.com/F1dkeRzunP
— BlueChecksMatter (@CheckThatBlue) April 17, 2026

I hope people learn something from this.

A real person can set aside petty sht talking, and differences for the betterment of mankind. That's what a true leader does. #TrumpsMyPresident pic.twitter.com/7rNQStcTpi
— 💥Scorp💥 (@PoorBoyzSol) April 18, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Sync Me! Heads, You Lose…

Compelling bust of Rachel Reeves at the Society of Portrait Sculptors exhibition pic.twitter.com/K0T4q8hCMG
— Stakeholder Consultant (@echetus) April 15, 2026

Re: Biden’s mental decline – “we missed that one”.👌 pic.twitter.com/UdNM7SJe1v
— The Bilbo Brainery (@BilboBrainery) April 16, 2026

The best thing would be if Magyar turned out to be even more right wing
— Saturday’s Child (@w_satur) April 15, 2026

What an absolute coup!

There was never a contest between Orban and Magyar, it was a planned handing over of the reins.

And the EU fell for it! 😂😂

And, even sweeter, Idiots like Starmer actually congratulated Magyar on the result as a victory for democracy.

Well, he wasn't…
— Baz RN (@Rosetti83700607) April 15, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Meet Doctor Malacca Shellacker…

Eyes on 👀

Hegseth just hosted Indonesian counterpart and announced a “Major Defense Cooperation Partnership”.

The Strait of Hormuz is 2nd highest volume oil chokepoint on Earth.

What’s the 1st? The Strait of Malacca, INDONESIA (80% of China’s oil imports pass through here).… https://t.co/PQAzjdZzE5 pic.twitter.com/vbZwXpvzkB
— Clandestine (@WarClandestine) April 13, 2026

☑️ Panama Canal
☑️ Strait of Hormuz
☑️ Straits of Malacca

But go on and tell me there’s “no strategy” https://t.co/XJIlwt8J5L
— joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸) (@JoshuaSteinman) April 13, 2026

President Trump claims the viral image that was posted on Truth was not a depiction of him as Jesus Christ but was him being depicted as a doctor.

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor… pic.twitter.com/4pfSRFPdrp
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 13, 2026

CLICK5: Mockingbird Vs Mocking Bird… Maybe…

"90% of news anchors were CIA operatives."

Chase Hughes teaches us the ONE WORD that will protect you from their programming!

And you wondered why Huw Edwards the BBC’s top newsreader didn’t go to prison for buying illegal child porn ? Is he an MI5 asset ? Almost certainly. pic.twitter.com/MdLdYha6N7
— Andrew Bridgen (@ABridgen) April 10, 2026

I have no idea why President Trump thinks that Candace Owens has a low IQ 🤔 😂😂😂👇 pic.twitter.com/4ZaKZef0zJ
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) April 10, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Trump Tag Team…

mean tweet maxi
— EKO (@EkoLovesYou) April 9, 2026

Imagine that. "Epstein survivors" paid by the cabal to go after Trump. Just like Con inc. did with Iran.
— mama_bear_liberty_2024 (@Liberty20278817) April 9, 2026

Q stands for Queen
And she has been activated
— Boston terrier Mama Maga 2026* (@am86768) April 9, 2026

Ok, I may have gotten a little carried away when I said Emmanuel's wife was beautiful. —BUT YOU GET THE POINT!!!😂😂😂
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) April 9, 2026

CLICK5: The Trump Trap…

CHECKMATE, B!TCHES!!!😎🇺🇸♟️♟️♟️ pic.twitter.com/DsPJ5E8Tl1
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) April 8, 2026

I’d like to thank everyone on the right who spazzed out and started talking about the 25th Amendment, you did a great job convincing the Iranians that Trump really was crazy and probably helped our negotiators
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) April 7, 2026

See ya @TuckerCarlson 👋 pic.twitter.com/tmzNwiMF9Z
— ⚔️⚖️The Justice Cometh⚖️⚔️ (@justicecometh) April 8, 2026

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CLICK5: Whine Merchants…

CLICK5: Grant Us Time, Lord…

CLICK5: Ballroom Drama & The Overlook…

CLICK5: Maiden, Mother, Matriarch…

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – When The Boomer Rang…

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Sync Me! Heads, You Lose…

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Meet Doctor Malacca Shellacker…

CLICK5: Mockingbird Vs Mocking Bird… Maybe…

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Trump Tag Team…

CLICK5: The Trump Trap…