CLICK5: Sticky Pickle Omnishambles – Diary Of A Chancellor…

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— The TV Grump (@TheTVGrump) October 27, 2026

The Chancellor will remove import taxes on gherkins and marmalade to give British families more breathing space in their weekly budget.

I am sat here wantonly dipping my gherkin in my marmalade feel grateful and blessed

Cunts
— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) October 27, 2026

Now that’s better 😂 pic.twitter.com/VFfhEjXTeR
— JT (@J4ceMicrosoft) October 27, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: The Cheesecake Is A Lie…

Yeah I don't think I'll be taking design advice from him anytime soon pic.twitter.com/vkDDGSiCsA
— Davis Olds (@DavisOlds) October 24, 2026

🚨Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on President Obama mocking the Cheesecake Factory:

“This is the man who built the museum and it looks like Darth Vader’s tomb.”

Bessent also told @FoxBusiness' @FBNNicoleMac he frequents the Cheesecake Factory and always orders the French dip… pic.twitter.com/i0Fvr0KEgs
— Chase Williams (@ChaseWilliams_) October 26, 2026

CHECKMATE!!!🤪♟️🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Xv46Cqd0qL
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) October 26, 2026

Since we're talking about The Cheesecake Factory…

The only thing bigger than the menu is the list of President Trump's accomplishments. 🤫 pic.twitter.com/BlHasOVhyB
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 26, 2026

If the democrats are getting “crushed” in Maricopa County, their ability to cheat disappears.

They need to win early vote in Maricopa County, to keep the state races close enough to steal the elections.

Arizona has a huge RED WAVE coming on election day!! https://t.co/BXLcCPKOrV pic.twitter.com/Crw65hVzUH
— JoeLange (@JoeLange) October 26, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: With All Due Respect…

Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales https://t.co/P7BqHjhW4Z pic.twitter.com/TzJUsQ2L2B
— Aja ♀️🇬🇧 (@AjaTheEmpress) October 26, 2026

Respect Orders form part of the Crime and Policing Act 2026, enacted by the Labour government. Then-Home Secretary Yvette Cooper announced the policy in late 2024 and the bill was introduced in February 2025 under her. Current Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood has overseen…
— Grok (@grok) October 26, 2026

"Don't wave your flag because that shows me you are waking up and aware. Stop waking up and being aware that we intend to replace you.

Now, we have brought in place some new Respect Orders, so now if you wave your flag, we can just get away with persecuting you." https://t.co/iPHwxBBoRG
— Boewleon🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@Boewleon) October 26, 2026

Why does the advertising concerning Respect Orders only feature white hands? Will Respect Orders only be applied to white people?

RESPECT ORDERS issued cross England & Wales to tackle ‘ANTISOCIAL behaviour.’

Repeat offenders could be BANNED from town centres, hit with curfews… pic.twitter.com/rJTtwuSJvF
— Edward Oakenfull (@EdwardOakenfull) October 26, 2026

CLICK5: See It. Say It. Sort Of…

Suspicious bald man
Suspicious hijabi
Pregnant hijabi
Pregnant bald man

Call it
— Cladach (@Cladach_em) October 25, 2026

You've also depicted an astronaut
— Alex Greenland (@ajrgd) October 26, 2026

This farce gets funnier and funnier. https://t.co/6WesJkXq98
— Miss M (@missmilliment) October 26, 2026

CLICK5: Wither, Spoons…

Weatherspoons kicking them where it hurts pic.twitter.com/XfCYIjpYnc
— Bubba Power (@bubbapower) December 16, 2020

Two blokes walk into a Wetherspoons and get refused service because one of them is wearing an England top. Supporting the national football team is now apparently a problem.

This isn’t the first time either. People keep getting turfed out of Spoons for wearing England shirts,… pic.twitter.com/OpFlqzTTO7
— Benonwine (@benonwine) October 25, 2026

If a Gosport manager turned veterans away for wearing a poppy, he wasn't following company policy.
Wetherspoon's own website
says its UK pubs sell poppies for the Royal British Legion, about £80,000 a vear.
Calling the poppy "political" is the real scandal here.
— ◀️ Defy The Lie ▶️ (@DefyTL) October 25, 2026

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Gawd An’ Bennett…

I fixed it for the UK. pic.twitter.com/y4lj055DJ3
— The Constitutional Conservative (@TheCCShowcast) October 23, 2026

Upgraded 😂😂😂 https://t.co/67ZP5yWrRL
— Aaron Dunbar (@DUNBAR74) October 24, 2026

Oh no https://t.co/VyMToddL5M
— Erik 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@ErikUniteUK) October 24, 2026

This is getting out of hand 💀 https://t.co/44ripcgFe5
— Trailer Swift (Original Recording) (@Trailer_Swift69) October 24, 2026

Simon Bennett has realised the consequences of his actions. It has gone full Streisand effect. https://t.co/K7CxhRUKk8
— Ian (@iancharris) October 24, 2026

Do you think Conservative Councillor Simon Bennet regrets complaining to incompetent West Midlands Police now that his face has launched a thousand memes? pic.twitter.com/35955JAEtp
— BLAIM GAME (@BLAIMGame) October 24, 2026

CLICK5: Triggered…

This child has better trigger discipline than your DEI police officer👇 https://t.co/3glhFGWANq pic.twitter.com/Qe8azA4iI8
— Colonel, USAF, Retired, PsyD (@TopFighterPilot) October 23, 2026

The mixed apostrophes. The tone of a lover spurned. The way it sounds authoritative and wounded at the same time while succeeding at neither.

Oh, my god. It even has a Community Note. https://t.co/WBJLPqIGwp pic.twitter.com/jaFwibTFk4
— Æthelstan (@TheHauskarl) October 23, 2026

@metpoliceuk

retract your statement

she was had her finger on the trigger

and it appears you don't have your finger on the pulse https://t.co/ahPqivzkzP
— Make-Orwell_fiction_again (@Unite_theUK) October 23, 2026

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – Thirty Years Later…

Smoking in pubs.
Sat at the bar with a paper, pint, pack of crisps and pack of cigs.
Everyone in the local was White.
No TV sport bar nonsense.
Good music, sometimes live music.
Lively debate over a few pints.
Could afford to go every day if one wanted.
Everything died in 1997. https://t.co/75rexmUQg6
— Rev. Peter White, MA (@PeterWhiteThD) October 22, 2026

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— Slutzy Putzy (@putzisbackbaby) October 22, 2026

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— Andrea Arnaud (@_andrearnaud) October 22, 2026

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – Gamers & Greeks…

The repercussions of Gamergate will be felt for generations.
— Clay | StopBeingPrey.com (@StopBeingPrey) October 20, 2026

This is the real fire Prometheus stole from the gods to give to man.

Typically thought of in terms of technology or knowledge… no. The real fire that was stolen was something that goes into the soul. Gives someone the will to fight to elevate to rise above to refuse to submit.…
— The Dog of Sinope 🇺🇸 (@SinoopyS) October 21, 2026