Missive From ‘Merica: The Cryptic Triptych

*Interesting choice, Clicky… /lights up… A very nice find… /drags… I haven’t seen anything of Hinge and Bracket in donkey’s years… /streams smoke… They were always on the telly…*

google triptych

*Really? …/flicks ash… The examples Google spews are the crew see fiction and the hollow cost?! I mean, I can understand the first, but the second? It says ‘themed on’. What’s wrong with the fucking Moon Landings? …/thinks… Or cheese?*

Dear Reader, Apols! I received the third installment of Cade’s latest missive flurry late on Sunday night. Too late to post then, and I fully intended to post it for you yesterday evening…

cade and Roob watch missive vids 1cade and Roob watch missive vids 2cade and Roob watch missive vids 3

*/smokes…*

… However, I got sidetracked remote viewing the missive vids with Cade. There are some cracking ones below, and I can thoroughly recommend this post 😀

Now I can hear you chomping at the bit to get going, so I shan’t delay you any further. Enjoy, Dear Reader. Enjoy!

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Hello again. I just sent part duce over to Roob, it’s currently 02:16 in the AM where I am, and I gotta admit that upon reading Part I of this mess, I noticed a few things in my writing. Roob’s formatting was it’s usual joy to see, and her own additions we really cool, but in a few places, it was just damn obvious where I drifted and/or just completely abandoned a particular thought.

Now, this is normally not uncommon for me to do. Leaving blanks for you to fill in on your own is just something I try to do in my writing. Not really difficult since most of my writing is pretty blank to begin with. But there was a thought or two in that first missive that I just flat out didn’t address that I should have.

that bothers me

I’ve done that a coupla times now in the past week or so, and since I’m trying to learn how to write and write well, let’s deal with the mess. We can then get back to measles and voice-to-skull type and project bluebeam and other wacky goodnesses graciousnesses.

^Maskmada – Temazo (Remastered 2019)^

You’re gonna have to watch this one without me. On my first watching attempt, I didn’t even make it to 20 seconds. Just tried to give it another go, made it to 1 minute 2 seconds. Sorry, but I tire easily where the solution to being punched, is always “punch back”.

^Heads UP! Why Mandatory Vaccines are Being Forced on US All Now^

Have you ever traveled abroad? I think Americans sometimes forget that their own country is founded upon the idea of states rights. The state in which you live, is king. Changes within the government have made “federal funds” king, and states have surrendered many of these rights to get their hands on that federal money….all in the interests of the state that gets the money of course.

what does any of that have to do with traveling abroad? 

Welp, I grew up in a time where crossing the state border was actually a pretty big thing. Leaving the country? A pipe dream. All that said, there are always certain considerations with traveling. Like say…oh, I dunno…you’re a Texan who lives Frisco, and you decide to travel to Oak Cliff. Or maybe you live in Balch Springs and want to travel to University Park. Either way, and depending on who you are, might wanna question yourself as to what business you have traveling to these areas. It’s likely the residents don’t cotton to strangers comin’ round in them there parts.

A shocking number of Americans never leave home

The Great American Passport Myth: Why Just 3.5% Of Us Travel Overseas!

Is it true only 10% of Americans have passports?

If you think THOSE are some weird associations for me to make, wait till you get a load of THIS!

The True Coors Bootlegging Story Behind Smokey And The Bandit

Yep, all kinds of local community standards and regulations being kicked to hell by some left-coast loonies selling their dangerous swill to an unsuspecting and uneducated population. It would seem that people like to decide for themselves what is/is not best in their own neck of the woods. They may even go so far as to attempt to make what is applicable for themselves, applicable to others. Might even have all kinds of avenues available to them to get what they want. How very neighborly of you…neighbor.

^8000HP Top Fuel Engine Teardown Timelapse^

Maybe you’re so busy building your own shit up, you don’t realize that you are possibly tearing other’s shit down? How often do you tear your own shit down? Give it a looksee. See what you’re really made of. You realize that I’m talking to myself…right? Everything I write I try and make self-applicable as I go? It’s not just/only you. I’ve no idea who the fuck you even are.

FYI
^GIANT DIY Propane Plasma Cannon!^

Um…if you know this technology exists, and you know that these aliens or “fake gods” are whatever aren’t “real”…

Q: What’s the problem?

A: ~°╗0╔°~

Don’t like having the wool pulled over your eyes? Don’t like being fooled or tricked? Don’t like being lied to? Don’t like being deceived? Sounds to me like you might be having an internal crisis of some kind as to your own motivations. Maybe even your own intentions/goals.

^Project Blue Beam in Action. MUST SEE THIS !!!^

You want your CGI/VFX real as fuck in video games, TV shows and movies right? You want more and more realistic and lifelike effects to blow your mind on-screen. Sounds to me like you DO want to be bamboozled. Not to mention that you want better and more and more powerful tools for making your own content for YouTube and Instagram and other social mediot outlets right? Better software, better computers, better devices, better and faster connections…better, betterer, bettererester…more, morer, morererer…

RAWR!!!! 

I think all that comes with some price tags attached. Not to mention that others? They want stuff too.

^The 5 Types Of Synchronicity: (& One You Should IGNORE)^

Maybe stretch those boundaries? Going outside your boundaries is rough, I get that. Hell, I give example after example of my own tolerance limits in my own writing. There’s only one me, I only have access to so much information, I’m only so smart so there’s only so much information that I can process, I only have so much time, and I have to make my own determinations as how best to spend that time as I go. Sometimes I lead, sometimes I follow, but most the time I’m more of a companion…a guide. I can point you here and there, I can maybe even travel with you some of the way, but I can’t be you. I don’t wanna be you. I like being me. I like you being you. But that’s just me.

/me shrugs
^Top Loudest Sounds Ever^

You’ve been targeted. There are untold thousands conspiring right now to make some something happen in your life.

don't believe me? 

Let’s start here. Get your dumpy ass out of that chair that you did not make, and wander over to your kitchen pantry. Open it. See all that crap in there? Conspiracies out the ying-yang. They planned, they plotted, they schemed, all to get a meal in your pie-hole. Now, waddle yourself back over to that chair complete strangers conspired to make for you, and sit back down at that desk of doom so you can stare at your device from hell and continue reading my nonsense.

YOU = TARGETED!!!

Would be funny if you bought some of that shit at Target, yeah? Targeted targeting at Target. Expect More. Pay Less.

^Allison Ireland on Neuroweapons – Targeted Individuals – Innocent American Civilians – V2K^

If you yourself are following famous activists and leaders or whatever, why would you ever be shocked or amazed that someone is following you back? These people you are following don’t know you. Don’t you think they might be a shade creeped out that some complete stranger is following them and their activities?

^Tracking, surveillance, targeted individuals … the reasons why I’m closing the Small Group Circle.^

What do you see in the image in this tweet?

I see plant food. “Lawn Liquid Fertilizer”. I think I see grass seeds too. Maybe some mulch of some kind. Weird what we are encouraged to grow, and what we encouraged to kill, all in the same space.

cultivating cultivators? 

Take for example that video at the start of this whatever that talks about “the measly measles”. Someone I know? Those “measly measles” almost took their sight. But I’ve no room to talk really. I’ve used the term “social mediot” at least twice in this writing, so I’m guilty of name-calling as well. Devaluation. De-emphasization. Dehumanization. Lack of understanding. Lack of compassion.

GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
^I built a bottle opener from 5000 drops of beer^

When you woke up this fine Mother’s Day morning, did you have any idea that you would come to know that there was a dude somewhere in the world who took the time to make a beer-bottle opener out of 5,000 drops of beer? Me either. But now we both know that there is some crazy kook out there wasting time with frivolous and worthless pursuits, instead of educating themselves as to the very real horrors that are transpiring in the world.

But to be fair, I guess we all have our place in the world. Some of us might even get to choose what those things are. And if you think that guy making beer drops bottle openers was weird, check THIS shit out.

^Miele Flamespin 3000 Perfect Full Speed Run 3.0^

See anything interesting going on there? Prolly wondering what there is to learn about watching matter and energy go round and round in an overpowered washing machine drum. Maybe you can start to learn to see things and how they operate at different speeds? Not everything operates at your speed.

^Fire Tornado in Slow Motion 4K – The Slow Mo Guys^

But CADE! Those things are completely artificial. That shit don’t happen in nature like that you fucking dolt!

au contrair, mon ami
^”Fire tornado” Australia HD -clearest ever capture in nature. Straya mate.^

Alice…Springs. One of two places I know about in the world that have HAARP arrays?

what are the odds?
^A Town Like Alice – Meet Joe Harmon^

Does “unconditional love” exist only under the condition that it be unconditional?

Hey, if you love me that’s great. I’m fine with that and need no further qualification.

Mystery = SOLVED! Next?
^TARGETED INDIVIDUALS: Jesus is offering you a JOB!^

I gotta admit that there’s a bit of irony in two of these items that were passed along to me. On the one hand you’ve got people who are trying to eliminate religious experiences, and on the other hand you’ve got people trying to create it.

When thinking about the FUNVAX, I kinda touched on the fact that you need ways to block it/prevent it or whatever, and you’d also need to identify how to turn it off that which you turned on. So it is possible that a meshing of these two concepts of elimination on the one hand, and encouraging on the other, could actually be an attempt to modify “the religious experience” completely? Meaning, make your own special blend of religious experience that caters specifically to your needs. And I’m talking about the tinkers who are messing with this stuff.

Schadenfreude

Schadenfroid

Roob brought those two concepts up in conversation last night. Basically, garnering pleasure from seeing others suffer, OR perhaps some naughty pleasures about your own station being a shade better than it would be were you elsewhere. So along these lines of creating experiences, maybe the people creating these things get their rocks off by seeing people lost and/or confused. They achieve this by creating uncommon and perhaps even unwanted experiences in someone else’s life.

shouldn't be that much of a stretch to imagine

From practical jokes to ritual killings, people seem to get their jollies via all kinds of weird and distorted means. Not to mention the fact, that different drugs have different effects. Some drugs have erratic effects.

Q: Do you get excited when you argue with people on The Internet?

A:

Yeah, we entertain ourselves via all manner of depravity.

Wanna fuck?

Me too.

Or not.

whatevz
^MOL Excellence – Bending of Underdeck Passage^

Yeah, waves can do some weird stuff to otherwise rigid structures. Prolly why designers take flexibility into account. Anything completely rigid is likely to just…break.

^ship bending due to wave motion^

You likely guessed by now that I’ve decided against going back and clarifying any discrepancies in the previous missive(s). You spotted them. I spotted them. We’ve spotted them. Wanna talk about it? You know where to find me.

^Lorde – Tennis Court^

cYacFa

^gary beck – say what (original mix)^

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queens of the stone age triptych

Adventures in Remote Viewing: Y Adam Y

*Putting the four to the fore, Clicky? …/pats snout… Purrfect video choice to start this shambles off…*

golf fore birds

*/rolls eyes… Yeah, Clicky, you killed it…*

It’s funny, Dear Reader, but twice this weekend I’ve started writing a post here, but been diverted by MEROVEE Frank in the Red universe…

Moss four five fire

*/lights up…*

Saturday’s LoL effort concerned the results of the Local Elections, which were held last Forsday…

hulk thor smash

*/drags… Yes, the Greens did strike a blow, Clicky, but the antics of Extinction Rebellion Kidz have dominated the news cycles since Easter…/snorts smoke… Plus of course the Tories and Labour are utterly shit…*

… But I was distracted by an emailed notification of a new post…

Merovee May For Fourth Be With You post notification 1Merovee May For Fourth Be With You post notification 2

*I know! …/flicks ash… My birthday is on Towel Day, Clicky…*

I immediately zipped across to the Red universe to post a correction. A couple of hours later, when I finally returned to finish my post, I’d completely lost my train of thought. I decided to ask Cade if he was up for some remote viewing instead…

Roob asks Cades remote viewing 1Roob asks Cades remote viewing 2

*May the Wilbur Wilberforce be with you on a Fantastic Fourth of May. or sumfin’ like that… /puffs contentedly… And, you know, Ioan Gruffudd was made in Whales, Clicky…/shrugs…*

It’s extremely enjoyable remote viewing and shooting the breeze with Cade, Dear Reader. So much so that as Saturday afternoon slipped into Saturday evening and beyond, we continued with something much darker…

hulk iron man captain america thor

*Yeah, we watched Captain America in the Fantastic Four movies, Clicky, but neither of us knew Iron Man and the Hulk were in our next pick…*

… A movie about the hunt for a real life serial killer…

*/smokes…*

*If they don’t know who the killer was, how can they know his star sign, Clicky? …/squints… Oh no, that’s right, Gemini’s my zodiac sign…*

Sew… When on Sunday lunchtime, I saw this tweet…

… I decided to write a new post based on the previous night’s remote viewing, and placing the tweet to the fore. I’d even selected the Song to finish it…

*You, orcas, whales and now a seal, Clicky… /smirks… This post is somewhat aquatic…*

a life aquatic still smoking

…Only for  MEROVEE Frank to strike again!

merovee Frank killer punch

*/final drag…*

MOL Oz DJ 42 Adam Sky dies*Set you off, didn’t it, Clicky? …/plumes smoke… Btw, fanks for fucking off and taking my post with you. Was it the reference to 42? …/stubs butt…*

*Whoa, God looks a bit like a jellyfish there… /scratches nose… Strange. Come on, shall we wrap this one up? Cade’s written a post… /pats snout…*

And that, Dear Reader, was how I spent May Day weekend – universe hopping and remote viewing; it’s been brilliant! 😀 I hope you enjoyed yours, too. Have a Song… ❤

Missive From ‘Merica: Rawr! What Is It Good For?

😀 Underdog Anthology 8 is now out and available to buy, Dear Reader…

…And if you ‘click’ on FREE PREVIEW, just above, you’ll be able to read my story, ‘BOGOF’ for free…

*Indeed the deal is pretty fuckin’ sweet, my lovely dolphin shaped assistant… /lights up…*

*Oh and Leggy posted one of his entries for free reading, Clicky… /drags… Excellent. That’s the sort of story you can’t stop thinking about. It does actually explain everything…*

*Aww, thanks, Clicky…/pats snout… When I chose ‘Tyger Tyger’ to mutilate for the Afterword, I had no idea what ‘orses were running in the today’s National… /streams smoke…*

…And now, Dear Reader, here is a missive from Cade. His stories in UA8 are particularly awesome reads…

Enjoy! ❤

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Heilig Glockenspiels Fledermauskumpel!!!

Deutschland is contemplating rearming themselves!!!

WITH NUKES!!!

^New nuclear weapons in Europe – The return of the Cold War? | DW Documentary^

Lemme know when your tits stop jiggling from the shock of that revelation, and we can then discuss the matter in a serious manner.

Deutschland is contemplating rearming themselves!!! WITH NUKES!!!

See what I did there?

I like the way you move baby.

rawr

But seriously, it seems the shoe is on the other foot. Has The USA already forgotten what lost the USSR the “Cold War” in the first place? Not that I personally think The Cold War ever ended, but it was said that we bankrupted them. Is us spending fucktons on weapons a smart thing to do? If The US and Europe has to endure another Cold War, it’s our own fucking fault. But can we endure another one? Is the US and a lot of the NATO nations prepared to lose this next Cold War? Are you ready to lead another Cold War? Are your citizens ready to fight another Cold War?

You reap what you sow?
^Exceptional Engineering – Harvesting Giants^

I’m not trying to stir your shit up. Seriously, for realz, I’m not. Just wondering what it is that we’d be fighting about. Before it was Democracy (Capitalism) vs. Communism (Socialism). But what is it now? Russia has an axe or two to grind. One, being beaten, and two being snubbed after being beaten. What do we in the West have? On what grounds do we stand? The fact that Russia may have an axe to grind? I would imagine they’d only be interested if we put them in that position.

 Digress

Lots of nations kinda lucked-out with WWII in that they were able to acquire all kinds of territories during the course of the war. But currently, we have no war. None where any real lands can be acquired in such a way that you can plant your flag, claim it as your own, and your citizens and/or allies will nod in agreement. So with that in mind, where in the fuck is this land that countries are wanting to make a grab for? Where could they be?

^The new battle for North Pole supremacy – VPRO documentary^

Yes…those are some extremely long documentaries. Yes, I am an unemployed loser who has nothing better to do than to sit around all day becoming educated and informed on things. No, I am not an authority on anything. I guess that makes me an authority on nothing. Heh…heh…heh. Wait, did I lose you there?

Q1: Without a nothing, how can a something be defined?

A1: ???

Q2: What is this razor that shaves this line from a nothing into a something?

A2: ¿¿¿

We in our Age tend to rely on the presence of certain things in order to determine was is/is not. The big one is certification(s) via established bodies.

Degrees

From Associate Degrees to Black Belts, we like to use particular foundries to temper the knowing from the non-knowing…the learned from the unlearned…the known from the unknown. Some kind of something to reflect a prowess or a deficiency in a certain area. The standard logic is that knowledge gives you smarts, and experience gives you wisdom. But what if one were to spend their life trying to avoid knowledge? And I’m talking about a person who has the ability to absorb and understand knowledge, but for whatever reason, they personally feel a need to stay away from it.

Lemme guess…a loser. A slacker. A chickenshit. A waste of space. Void. Ichabod.

^MC 900 Ft Jesus – Talking To The Spirits^

I realize that I prolly sound like Darth Vader above.

“If only you knew the power of the dark side.” – Darth Vader

Cept in my case, I seem to be espousing the power of dumb. Which I guess is also dark since everyone seems to equate knowledge with light for some odd reason. Welp, think of it like this, we in our time are hung up on causality and causal effects. We really don’t seem to give a flying fuck about what happened, and spend on our time on why a something happened. The key is, the time and timing. After. We care after. Why “before” has different motivators prior to than after. Chance. We’re willing to take chances. Play the odds. Hedge our bets via someone else’s game(s). Hide truth and truths, then roll the dice.

Me? I wanna know what’s going on in that dark.

^The Prodigy – Voodoo People (Eskimo Remix) (HQ)^

From the time I was quite young, it was drilled into me “to know God’s plan for me.” Problem is, that practical applications of this approach never seemed to work real well. The better I did, the worse off I seemed to be. I’d get to the top, only to find that this was not good enough.

WTF? 

I’m exactly where you said I should be, and yet this is not good enough? My reward is scowls and contempt?

Wait...one...fucking...second here

What if, “God’s Plan” for me personally, was for me to be “a little bit dirty, and a little bit clean”? I suck at being bad, and I suck at being good. What if I’m supposed to be good at being indifferent? I mean, to be completely honest, if “God” has a plan for me, doesn’t that mean that “Satan” or “Lucifer” or who the fuck ever has a plan for me too? I’m sick of walking the edge on these two fuckers’ sides. I’m sick of always being in peril no matter which side I choose.

I know…I’ll put a foot on each side, and see how that goes. Maybe I’ll better understand both of these dipshits, and that’ll help me better understand my own dipshitty self. That may make zero sense to you who are reading this, but it makes perfect sense to me.

But enough about me
^Todd Terje – Inspector Norse Best Live Version^

Space and spaces of all kinds is where war is headed. We gotta figure out how to do it here if we are going to figure out how to do it there. At ground level, above ground level, underground, under water, under water underground, macrowar, microwar, you name it…the current void and voids is where it will be. Gonna be smooth as fuck, and I personally cannot wait.

^DEMOU – Like Velvet^
!!! HAPPZY FRIZDAY FUCKERZ !!! 

Wrote that shit yesterday, and what was the very first fucking thing to appear in front of my fat fucking face on this fine Friday?

Paul Craig Roberts: Where Is The World Headed?

Some freaky female from a far afield felt the need to tweet that out, and it hit my eyeballs as soon as I opened Twitter this morning.

Coincidence?

“The fulminations and threats from Washington against Russia brought forth new Russian weapon systems for which the US has no match or defense, weapons that demote the US to a second-rate military power.”

What is this “fear of second”? Oh wait, we’re talking about war here.

Second = loser

But that’s not really what interests me. “The Russians” were ahead of The US in just about every way back during The Cold War, so as best I can tell at this point, is that this is prolly more about a race to Mars than it is about shooting wars. But there is The North Pole to consider. And of course Antarctica. Which speaking of, when I opened YouTube to start listening to music? Guess what was waiting for me there.

^What Buzz Saw In Antartica Frightened Him So Bad That He Tweeted These Words…^

What…Buzz…saw.

rofl

Buzzsaw. That’s funny. Not as funny as Ali G calling Buzz Aldrin “Buzz Lightyear” to his face, but funny.

Digress

Um, I admit that I’ve pondered Buzz Aldrin’s comments about “evil” for some time now. Seeing something you do not understand is likely going to immediately cause one to qualify it as “evil”. Especially if you are seeing some things that I’m assuming that he saw.

EX: If you are looking at a flower with the naked eye, and you suddenly start seeing the genetic makeup of that same flower from the beginning of time to the end of time, you are likely going to be confused as fuck as to what you are seeing. And I’m talking about every genetic mutation/variation that took place from the beginning of time, that led up to the creation of this particular flower, and every genetic mutation/variation that will take place from now until the end of time.

So yeah, you see the entirety of eternity through the window of this one flower, and you see it in a very short period of time. Like running a movie backwards and forwards at the same time, on fast forward both ways, and you see the entirety in the span of a few seconds.

Now, if you have some context, some of what you see may make sense. Like say, you’ve seen this particular movie before, you may be able to pick out some things that make sense, but overall, it’s a fucking mess. But what if you’ve never seen this movie before? Yeah, it’s likely that none of it will make sense. Especially if this is not an experiment that you personally have setup.

It’s something that…just happens…while you are looking at a flower. Or maybe looking at some something in Antarctica. Or looking for some something in Antarctica.

^Nine Inch Nails – Down In It lyrics^

I know…you prolly think it impossible for someone to see anything like what I just described. Even tho I just described it, and I personally see it, you still think it impossible.

Q: Are you possible?

A: ?¿?

I’mpossible too.

^Republica – Ready to Go (Official Video)^

If there is a God, you really think this fat-headed fuck wants to throw people into some place of eternal suffering forever? I mean yeah, they prolly wanna throw me into some place of eternal suffering for calling them a fat-headed fuck, but I’m talking about your average person. Just wondering, if God is wanting to damn them, why in the fuck are you trying to save them? More than that, why aren’t they trying to save themselves? Are you prepared for “the tough questions”? Or you just gonna shrug them off. What about the tough answers. You ready for those? Yeah, I dunno either.

I guess we'll see
^empirion – The Dark Inside me^

Maybe your own warlike state and warlike inclinations are what keeps you from this enlightenment you seek?

/me shrugs
^The Prodigy – Funky Shit (Live At Red Square, Moscow – Russia 1997)^

Does this list piss you off? Not complete enough? Too subjective? Too many omissions? Includes shit you don’t agree with? Wanna fight about it?

^Evolution of Electronic Music – 1955 to 2017 (V2)^

cYacFa

^The Avalanches – ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’^

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*No idea what you mean… /stubs butt… Could you fetch a Song to finish with, Clicky…*

Until next time, Dear Reader… Have a Song 😀

*Hmm… Underdog Anthologies are the perfect loo reads, Clicky…*

 

Trans-Genie Dreamy

The wait is near over, Dear Reader, and I’m not talking about Brexit…

UA8

*/lights up… Hey! That’s not the cover, Clicky… /drags… Leggy’s still working on that…*

*/smokes…*

… With the window for submissions closing fast, Underdog Anthology 8 has so far attracted 10 authors with 18 short stories and 11 poems, not including my mutilated offering in the Afterword

*So far on the Dead Poets Page, I’ve managed to… /counts on fingers… stitch up Shakespeare, ravage Routhier, lacerate Lazarus, willingly torture Wells & Tormé, wanker Wheatley, pillage Poe and obliterate Oliphant… /flicks ASH… About time I butchered Blake don’t ya fink, Clicky… /smokes contentedly…*

So, Dear Reader, with a hat-tip to Dr Seuss – never mess with Seuss – the LoL is pleased to present my perverse verse for Underdog Anthology 8 from Leg Iron Books. Of course it’s about Brexit…

crouching tiger hidden dragon 1

The Creeps (that stole Brexit Brexit)

by Roo B. Doo

 

Brexit Brexit, MPs blight,

In the politics of Fright;

What immoral Hansard lie,

Could frame their shameful skimitry?

 

What the distant Creeps despise,

Disbelieving of their lies?

In Labour town & Tory shire,

People chose Leave as their desire?

 

And what bluster, for their part,

In twisting syntax off the chart?

And so the Creeps began to cheat,

Safe in smugness, if not in seat.

 

“What the horror? Why the pain?”

“The People didn’t know thy brain!”

“What the oldies failed to grasp,

It’s not long ’til their final gasp!”

 

When the Creeps threw down their sneers,

Made amendments, with loud jeers,

Did they smile their work to see?

Do they know they’ll have to flee?

 

Brexit Brexit, MPs blight,

In the politics of Fright;

What immoral Hansard lie,

Could frame their shameful skimitry?

crouching tiger hidden dragon 2

*/stubs butt… Those fuckers are gonna rue the day, Clicky…*

Until next time, Dear Reader… Have a Song…

Missive From ‘Merica: Split Peace Oops (Part 1)

It’s been an very busy week or so, Dear Reader. Apart from requisite time spent in the Tower, I’ve been writing and editing short stories for ‘Underdog Anthology 8 – Transgenre Dreams’…

bogof

*/lights up… My story is two love stories… /drags… For the price of one… /stream smoke… Of course I called it ‘BOGOF’, Clicky…*

… And Cade sent through a missive, which I have been very remiss in not posting. So, here’s the first part. I’ve decided to split it…

Enjoy! ❤

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Ya gotta look and play the part.

Doesn't matter what the intent is/intentions are... 

Ya gotta look and play the part.

Can you spot the difference between an authentic designer item and... 

a knockoff/counterfeit?

The Real Deal. The Genuine Article. The Real McCoy

False Etymology

Can't be havin' us no false metamologies in the age of meta.

Just acquire the requisite uniform and…

Bob's your UNCLE, Fanny's your AUNT, and you're in like FLYNN. 

Or in like Flint, depending on which “false etymology” you choose to chase/adopt.

The meaning and origin of the expression: In like Flynn

How do you know who to believe when a discrepancy is discovered and/or a dispute arises? Your first instinct will likely be to look for some authentic looking uniform/clothing, insignia, credentials, etc.

Different people sometimes carry different things in order to identify themselves…say for example,  polycarbonate riot shield and a baton.

Others may show “they mean business” by comporting themselves in other ways.

You just gotta stay on top of the game in order to stay in it. Me? I’m not very hep or hip or whatever. I had no idea his name was Keith Flint. The only member of The Prodigy who’s name I knew, was Leeroy, and as far as I know, he’s been out of the Prodigy for some time.

/me shrugs
^The Prodigy – Take Me To The Hospital (Official Video)^

tenor-1

I can only imagine what a nightmare that crap above was to format.

(sorry Roob)

Oh btw, if you’re looking for the “master tapes”…

they’re in the library…

with Colonel Mustard.

Something about a key,

but I have no idea what any of that means.

Sounds like some kind of argument to validate authenticity.
^Poison (Remastered)^

*******

*/smokes…*

Shh! Words To A Void

*/flicks lighter…*

*/lights up…*

*/drags…*

*/streams smoke…*

*/coughs…*

*/spits…*

*/smokes…*

*/taps ash…*

*/stubs butt…*

 

Brexit Shambles

*/flicks lighter … Hey Clicky… /lights up… Actually there were 2 dead mouses in the trap this morning… /drags… To go with the dead one and the live one caught in the trap yesterday… /streams smoke…*

*Yeah, poor sod. Fancy being trapped all night with the corpse of your mate… /puffs… I let him out into the garden…*

*Sew, Brexit? What in the snafu was that all about this week, Clicky?*

*’This is sovereignty itself on the chopping block’ …/flicks ash… Blimey, Click, strong words… /final drag… Butt what did Jackboots have to say for ‘erself?*

*An’ wot about the eww? …/stubs butt… wot did they say?*

*Yikes! Butt wot we meant to doo ab out it, Clicky?*

*Suppose sew… /lights up…*