Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: A Fourth Turning Tale – Am Nasty Not Sees…

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – You Will Be Dead And Be Happy…

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – For The Children…

Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: The Good, Do-Gooders & The Grater Good…

CLICK5: 21 Days Later…

CLICK5: The Mentholated Madness Of Joe The Turd

CLICK5: Germ Warfare

CLICK5: */Lights Up…* A Shamble For Not-Sees

A Post In Support of BLM*

*Of course, that’s a lie, Dear Reader…

Black Lungs Matter Bucko Tweet

*Bucko took the screen shot of that for me, Clicky… /lights up… ‘Cos CASH (Cunts Against Smoking Humanity) … /drags… have blocked me from seeing their tweets… /plumes smoke…*

Outside is the new inside for the hospitality sector.

*If the outside is the new inside, Clicky, then surely smoking can be accommodated via smoking areas inside hospitality establishments? …/coughs…*

*I know, a stupid question… /flicks ash… Wait, eliminating six million people? I’ve heard that before…*

*That’s it… /smokes… The ‘Master Race’ architects of the modern Tobacco Control movement… /squints… What do you mean ‘Who?’, Clicky…*

Today, Dear Reader, mask wearing became mandatory inside public places in the UK. Less than two months after the World Health Organisation changed its mind on the effectiveness of masks…

… That’s fast work. So exactly how big is a Coronavirus (Covid-19) virus?

… In fact, the Covid-19 Coronavirus is so tiny, it cannot be seen with the naked eye. Which begs the question: just how effective would an everyday mask be at stopping the tiny, murderous monster from infecting you or anyone else?

*Glad vaping has some fuckin’ use…*

*Satire so sharp, it cuts… /final drag…*

*Dunno, Clicky… /stubs butt… Fuck it, I’m off to re-watch Deadwood with Cade. That’ll lift my mood…*

Have a good we kenned, Dear Reader, and have a Song…

GUT Reaction…

As you may know, Dear Reader, I have a certain fascination with the number 137…

Really? …/lights up… Did I already know that, Clicky? …/drags… I know I already knew that… /plumes smoke…*

Sew… if a ‘137’ crosses my path, I pay attention…

snowdon tweet 137

… A ‘137’ tweet appeared on my Twitter feed earlier today, so after taking it’s photo I gave the tweet a ‘like’…

snowdon tweet like 11

… And turned it into 11 (1+3+7)…

eleven elf

*For a tweet about Public ‘Elf… /smokes…*

*Figures… /rolls eyes… On Boxing Day… 😉 …*

Butt… What exactly is Public ‘Elf demanding now, Dear Reader?

*Reminds me of a story, Clicky… /drags…*

*So, to beat their proclaimed ‘OBESITY EPIDEMIC’, Clicky… /stream smoke… Public ‘Elf and government have determined that all portions, henceforth, will be ‘funsize’? …/taps ash… Then what?*

My advice, Dear Reader? Eat, drink and be merry. And of course, have a Song…