CLICK5: Grant Us Time, Lord…

This event with Cole Allen, Henry Martinez and President Trump is seriously crazy.

Have a look. pic.twitter.com/9JsD329JjN
— C I D E R (@CiderHype) April 26, 2026

Hate to break it to you guys but that’s not Trump’s fight fight scene.

That’s Jesus last supper,

Sorry but I don’t have ADHD, messed up pattern recognition or fish memory!!!

**And the strait of Hormuz is still closed,

& nobody has been arrested from the Epstine files yet.** pic.twitter.com/9Y2MZqqqEL
— Maya Nicks (@mayanicks0x) April 26, 2026

President Trump claims the viral image that was posted on Truth was not a depiction of him as Jesus Christ but was him being depicted as a doctor.

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor… pic.twitter.com/4pfSRFPdrp
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 13, 2026

CLICK5: Ballroom Drama & The Overlook…

🚨Breaking: Reports of shots fired at The White House Correspondence Dinner. The President and Melania Trump have been evacuated. pic.twitter.com/5qzw63Vy2v
— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) April 26, 2026

“Who had gay black school teacher?” https://t.co/3dRSoIxKuB pic.twitter.com/iLjmdsYPj6
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeaceful) April 26, 2026

And just like that

The SLPC is out of the

News.

See how that works……
— Fletch17 (@RealFletch17) April 26, 2026

CLICK5: Maiden, Mother, Matriarch…

I think Labour dropped a massive bollock with this video… pic.twitter.com/jnCWCzXwnF
— P!P (@myswearyaccount) April 25, 2026

If Amelia is the maiden, this is the mother. Woe betide anyone who crosses the matriarch pic.twitter.com/erGu2qrMbE
— Mary Harrington (@moveincircles) April 25, 2026

Like the movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers, genteel Richmond has succumbed to yobbery. Burkas can be seen, even in mega posh Kew.

The youths are for a social media prank squirting water at mainly elderly ladies, who of course object to it.

The situation soon gets violently… pic.twitter.com/5WIOgy4qKJ
— David Atherton (@daveatherton) April 25, 2026

CLICK5: Beat To Quarters…

Absolutely INCREDIBLE 🤣

AFTER President Trump announced Iran agreed to RE-OPEN the Strait of Hormuz…

… UK PM Keir Starmer announced the UK and France are “leading” a “MILITARY MISSION” to re-open the Strait of Hormuz

These people are WORTHLESS 😂🤡

Time to leave NATO! pic.twitter.com/HyDqmuaAiq
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 17, 2026

This is a massive countermove to Keir Starmer handing the British side of Gibraltar to Spain, which was done in anticipation of Trump’s move on Iran…. And the EU/UK response to it.

So, now, if the US has free passage through the Strait thanks to Morocco, suck it London!

Same… https://t.co/aYojATig3v
— Tom Luongo (@TFL1728) April 18, 2026

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – When The Boomer Rang…

Libs: “we need to make Trump look bad”

Journalist: “hey get a shot where he’s wearing royal purple and looks taller than a jumbo jet and has a 10 foot dick and everyone around him is kneeling or staring in awe” pic.twitter.com/4pK5znxeMT
— Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle) April 18, 2026

He has the biggest Boom! HUGE! Nobody’s boom is BIGGER or longer than his boom.

🤣🤣🤣
— Obscure Moderator (@ObscureMod) April 18, 2026

Can’t say we didn’t say to look for it
From DJT at TPUSA on 4/17
We pointed to it all week https://t.co/F1upqarq81 pic.twitter.com/rWN2HiE2Nd
— True Stormy Joe (@truestormyjoe) April 18, 2026

Trump answers the number you call to get him on the phone. One of three numbers. 😆 pic.twitter.com/F1dkeRzunP
— BlueChecksMatter (@CheckThatBlue) April 17, 2026

I hope people learn something from this.

A real person can set aside petty sht talking, and differences for the betterment of mankind. That's what a true leader does. #TrumpsMyPresident pic.twitter.com/7rNQStcTpi
— 💥Scorp💥 (@PoorBoyzSol) April 18, 2026

CLICK5: Weevils & Evils…

Oh ! OH! People are catching on! https://t.co/Hi5rOiuz71
— clif is antiselenite 🏴‍☠️ (@clif_high) April 12, 2026

CLICK5: A Fourth Turning Tale – Shields Of Green…

More of the all male conversation of @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret @SarahEMcBride where McBride argues some men would be uncomfortable with him in men’s loos while Campbell nods along like a lapdog
Why aren’t men sorting the issue of male on male violence?

Women are not shields https://t.co/b1WlJhiWzc pic.twitter.com/ReYOnlEp8S
— Le_Sorelle_Arduino KPSS (@Sorelle_Arduino) April 6, 2026

Put on puberty blockers at 12, testosterone at 14, and had a double mastectomy at 17…

They took a healthy girl and chemically castrated her, then surgically mutilated her…

The doctors and clinics who do this to children must be held accountable… pic.twitter.com/32nQcRr4LZ
— Jonny Bell (@Jonnywsbell) April 5, 2026

CLICK5: Amelia Again Again…

Andrew, good to see your voluntary statement. I missed that spicy tweet. I've liked and retweeted it. Anyone who takes offence should learn to build a bridge and get over it.https://t.co/93cCZqP3Wr
— Mark Dyer (@markpaysan) April 4, 2026

This is the first time “Amelia” has told her story to the media, and because of legal “edits” it honestly is just the tip of this iceberg. We @TMOFCharity have been supporting Amelia in her fight for justice for 4 years…. The fight continues and Amelia will not give up until the…
— Maggie Oliver (@MaggieOliverUK) April 5, 2026

😂 pic.twitter.com/FWlqn1keip
— Amelia (@AmeliajakSolana) April 5, 2026

CLICK5: Marx & Sparks…

I bet if those houses are still standing there is not a single White British family in any of them.
— Cockney Sparrer (@Sylvo160) August 28, 2024

🚨LAWLESS LONDON: Huge Teen Mobs Storm M&S, Force Shops to Close Early & Barricade Families Inside!"

Absolute mayhem on Clapham High Street, huge groups of youths swarmed Marks & Spencer, running riot through the aisles, knocking stuff off shelves and filming the chaos. It… pic.twitter.com/4lkLVw84ON
— Skint Eastwood (@Skint_Eastwood1) April 1, 2026