So a phrase I understand we're going to be hearing a lot in the days, weeks and months ahead is "Giving people the space to breathe". That's going to be the Burnham mantra.
— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) July 19, 2026
Category: Day Off Shambles
CLICK5: Situation Comedy, All Fucked Up…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/VXV9eL26ml
— sean the cabbie (@northolt3103) July 18, 2026
This song is about drug dependency. What a great advert for our children from our new to be Prime Minister 🙄
— Phil Butler (@PhilJ3sus) July 17, 2026
"This is from the songwriter, Bernard Sumner himself, during an interview for Q magazine in 1999.
"(True Faith) is about drug dependency. I don't touch smack but when I…
‘The Office’ of the Prime Minister pic.twitter.com/KufTpDQgYc
— BLAIM GAME (@BLAIMGame) July 18, 2026
CLICK5: Oddity Shamble…
— Demijurg (@Ludichemicar) July 18, 2026
"Man, I can't wait for the Enlightenment!"
— Marv the Famous Soundcloud Rapper (@MountainMarvLad) July 18, 2026
The "modern audience" doesn't exist. There's just the audience & all they want is some decent fkin movies without being lectured to in them.
— Scott T 🏴🇬🇧 (@ScotsBrit2) July 10, 2026
“He spins now?” pic.twitter.com/ybq3JSGFIN
— Alighieri Umaru☧ (@writriverdale) July 17, 2026
Spanish men spent 700 years evicting these guys
— name (@SteveGreenyer26) July 18, 2026
Took a few years of the worst people being in power to undo it
CLICK5: Rap Sheet Shamble…
"The Odyssey"s opening sequence starts with the rapper Travis Scott https://t.co/jZ4nhIXbMy
— akın özhan (@akinozhan) July 18, 2026
I hope no one immediately starts thinking about the kids that died at his concert from being crushed to death when you hear his voice. Really could take you out of the movie.
— Anon, Plz. (@AnonPlzX) July 11, 2026
But I'm sure a genius like Christopher Nolan accounted for that when he made the decision to go with him
Never forget that Travis Scott continued to perform at Astroworld as he watched some of his fans getting crushed and suffocated to death just a few feet away from him despite many begging for the concert to stop. He then went to an after-party after several died, including a… pic.twitter.com/jEv5x89yw0
— LIZ CROKIN (@LizCrokin) June 29, 2023
🚨#BREAKING: A mother in Memphis TN has been charged with m*rder after she sh0t a 20-year-old man she found hiding under her CHILD'S BED at 1:45 a.m.
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) July 18, 2026
When the mother was asked why she did it, she said:
"I did what I had to do." pic.twitter.com/POsNkoAzLO
What it SHOULD have sounded like (for all my down low brothas): https://t.co/XRJiLjmI60
— Hurston (@sch_great_hghts) July 17, 2026
CLICK5: Now Doubly Determined Not To See It…
https://t.co/YuVANdixfY pic.twitter.com/6QAgJVIoD9
— Uubzu v4 (@uubzu) July 16, 2026
**THE ODYSSEY SPOILER ALERT**
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) July 15, 2026
Film critic @ThatChrisGore confirms to @Nerdrotics: Christopher Nolan altered the Underworld scene to replace the ghost of Achilles with Elliot Page's Sinon
Sinon is not a character in Homer's The Odyssey pic.twitter.com/LCPcbmOPpn
— Dwain Morris Beep/Bop/Boop (@WomenIMRL) July 16, 2026
CLICK5: Bulls & Bullshit…
One runner was gored in the face and 12 others were injured during Saturday's chaotic bull run at Spain's San Fermin festival in Pamplona. Six bulls charged through packed streets, knocking runners to the ground as the annual eight-day festival continued pic.twitter.com/y3eKAAhFHU
— TRT World (@trtworld) July 11, 2026
"The Dutch police are fed up with the Moroccans and make them run a gauntlet, like a 'ghost train,' with a rain of baton blows included.
— Mr Pool (@mr_pool4) July 11, 2026
The troublemakers were quickly dealt
with. The Dutch, unlike the French, don't let their cities burn.
A lot to learn…"
FOLLOW @mr_pool4 pic.twitter.com/teCYoRBq45
photo credit – Mike MacLeo pic.twitter.com/eZHwH5MFJi
— Diligerent❀𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒍LXIX (@CTurtle62700) July 12, 2026
Episode 3924 of How we can be 100% certain and know for sure that climate change is bullshit, even if it's real. https://t.co/zM9kaa1ClZ
— Ben Pile (@clim8resistance) July 12, 2026
CLICK5: A Tube Tying Shamble…
They simply frame the 'public consultation' such that nobody can disagree with the government's position.
— Landeur 🏴 (@Landeur) July 5, 2026
Then they ram through whatever they wanted and say 'following public consultation…'
It's all very communist and we see right through it, but they don't care. https://t.co/FahfZydrrz
100% Tariffs on all content of UK origin might be a great place to begin. An awful lot is it is broadcast and streamed here currently.
— paxlibertas (@paxlibertatem) July 4, 2026
Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Alien Nations…
Disturbing video out of Alberta, Canada, shows hordes of Indians taking over a Canada Day celebration, bringing bags of trash from home to dump at the event while dressed in patriotic Canadian clothing as if they were wearing skin suits. pic.twitter.com/EMXXTtWyFs
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) July 3, 2026
African migrants in Europe are fascinating to watch. They quite literally do nothing all day but loiter. Every waking hour they are just posted somewhere doing absolutely nothing. The motivated ones run scams or rob, but everyone else is just plopped random places doing… https://t.co/eIE3aC6Jck
— 9mmSMG (@9mmsmg) July 3, 2026
Global intifada https://t.co/SCmbQD0YDR
— 🇺🇸ColonelMAGAMark🇺🇸 (@ColonelMark4) June 28, 2026
Heading into London pic.twitter.com/Vb2QmBVQDr
— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) July 3, 2026
Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Beware The Pointed Lady…
Sophie Cunningham just cracks me up. After Bonner doesn’t hit any free throws, she points!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/w29C9kDSkF
— CCFC-New season (@sohali2012) June 27, 2026
Me every time another perfectly captioned Sophie Cunningham meme hits my timeline pic.twitter.com/EtzjDmcQsw
— Today Years Old (@todayyearsold) June 26, 2026
Last silly post of the day ❤️ pic.twitter.com/TApBtLzydy
— Riley Nuttall (@nuttallriley1) June 27, 2026
— OhRichardHoldMe 🇺🇸🇵🇭 (@OhRichard271) June 27, 2026
They wish they looked like this, smelled like this, laughed like this, loved like this, and because they can't be like this, they hate this.
— Emil (@vicale) June 27, 2026
Perfection breeds envy; envy creates inferiority. https://t.co/3SQBO0wETE pic.twitter.com/qn2gidUgBx
She doesn't need protecting from you, all of you need protection from her. pic.twitter.com/ZLaj8XV71o
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) June 27, 2026
Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: A Fourth Turning Tale – Consuming Green…
They will, but only if the BBC posts it
— Paul 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@BasedMillwaII) June 21, 2026
Wanting media that can be censored by the state to be broadcast on the internet that will be ID locked by the state.
— Christina Tasty (@ChristinaTasty) June 21, 2026
So this is how democracy dies. With a bunch of terrible parents going "it's about time". https://t.co/rvsGBa27zh
We live in a country where the same people who panic because the TV says 35°C is a "dangerous heat wave" previously injected themselves with an experimental "vaccine" just to go on vacation in countries where 35°C is the norm. Any questions?
— Robin Monotti (@robinmonotti) June 20, 2026









