Warm? Ungrateful brats who treat their granny as a cash cow (and jump on her furniture)
— Susan Dalgety (@DalgetySusan) November 3, 2026
Christmassy? Soundtrack is a song about drug addiction
Nostalgic? For what? Greed? Disrespect?
The only thing he got right is that Kirstin Scott-Thomas is beautiful. https://t.co/q1P0IMR2wZ
What do you mean 'a return to form'? Last year's was great. Or was that an aberration? https://t.co/knqJudoXgb
— stephen bonner (@BonnerStephen) November 3, 2026
It’s an awful advert, the kids are feral, the parents are feckless in allowing shitty behaviour, and Grandma is very patient and tolerant. Throw the whole thing in the bin.
— Jammie Restore (@jammierooroo) November 3, 2026
Have the @JohnLewisRetail Ad team been taking tips from the Irish campaign encouraging grannies to not hug their grandkids?
— Le_Sorelle_Arduino KPSS (@Sorelle_Arduino) November 3, 2026
Spoiler; they do hug her after she spends a shit ton of money on them but not before we see their disappointment at finding no money in their cards#IHateIt pic.twitter.com/XhQZMMH4m6
It's just part 2 of the John Lewis ad. https://t.co/yjt4bOenEf
— Pete North (@FUDdaily) November 3, 2026
I think the #JohnLewisChristmas ad in 20 years time should revisit this family as granny’s will is being read out. And she’s left the lot to a donkey sanctuary.
— Muriel Gray (@ArtyBagger) November 3, 2026
Karma, you materialistic little sods.
