Missive from ‘Merica: Marriage Matters…

Dear Reader, in his latest missive, The Okie Devil opens up a little…

*Ugh! Crass, Clicky… /shakes head…*

*/sighs loudly and counts to ten…*

Funnily enough, I’d just been reading about the relationship breakdown of a couple of artists, who’s collaboration is featured, below… See for yourself…

*******

I have decided that I am going to make a decision.


All kinds of wiggle room there eh?
I could do this all day...


 ...watching you do that all day
^Pee Wee Herman – Tequila^


Sorry, but I’m in a really bad mood today. I mean…not really, but that last whathaveyou of mine really fucked me up. I know that it didn’t take me very long to write it, even with the power-outage that caused me to have to re-write some of it. But a lot of thought went into it. There were some really mind-bending types of thoughts that I had while writing/thinking about the shit that I was writing/thinking about. Kinda like now. If someone was watching me type this shit right here…they’d prolly say…

“Man! You are banging that shit out pretty quick!”

And I guess that I kinda do. But there is quite a bit that hovers around in my head around how to say what and when. Sometimes I stumble across something that I personally think is clever or a good question and/or a clever way of presenting a question…irrespective of the “integrity” of that question or questions.

Q: Integrity?

A: Yeah. You know…”a question” or “a difficult question” or “a good question”….shit like that.

Integrity is integral.

Or something.
^The doves: Break me gently (Hybrid remix)^

I guess there is quite the conundrum sometimes when looking to prove some longstanding something within scientific dogma that has been a pain in your ass as incorrect. Especially when you have to hold on to so many other things within scientific dogma in order to pull this off. And then…the shit really hits the fan. Some interloper of a nobody wanders into your realm, starts questioning anything and everything in ways that make just…a little…too much sense…and SUDDENLY!!!….you are wrapping your arms around all of that crap you were previously trying to throw out as if it were made of pure golden gold. I guess that’s what its like anyway. Maybe if I actually took a hatchet to the shit that I am interested in destroying, it would be a little better indicator as to what I am not trying to/interested in…destroying.

Pro Tip: I don't own a hatchet.

How’s that work for ya?

Better?

Good.

Let’s keep going.

^Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince – Summertime (Hybrid remix)^

AH HA!!! A question via the Whatever However Hotline!!!

Q: Cade, What’s the catch?
A/Q: You mean like…”the catch of the day?”
Q/A: Sure.
A/Q: I dunno. Whadda ya got?
A/Q/Q: Are you being intentionally coy? Or…”flippantly naive?”
A/Q: Maybe

Almost started to look like a poker hand there for a second. Aces and Queens.

^Fluke – Atom Bomb^


Energy Exhaustion…I guess that would be kind of a term that I am thinking of with respect to creating an extremely low pressure point within a vacuum or existing vacuum…as it were. I’ve just been thinking about rings (0) or (°) and (+) and (-) and (=) and other shapes with respect to charge and charges in both the traditional representation of atomic matter/atoms and quarks. If I had to draw a representation of how I see a quark, it would be similar to that of Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man. But not really…but yeah…something like that. Except sans the ring. And maybe sometimes, not so much. Depends on how much stress/strain it’s under.

But what I’m seeing in there is “less static of a static charge.” And that is to say, a charge and charges that are so dynamic because of strings and stings within the pico-quanta and even smaller, that the only reason that we can detect these variable charges is because of the method and methods of detection. But my model and models tend to be a little more dynamic in their static nature, in that, they are, and all is…dynamic. That evolution works the way that it works, when it works, how it works. I incorporate things like DNA into my models of sub-atomic particulate matter, because the base and bases? Yeah…they already exist. Like Hydrogen for example. However, hydrogen plus Oxygen is no longer Hydrogen…it’s Hydrogen + Hydrogen + Oxygen. I think that there is MUCH more going on there than simply H20. But even that…I mean…how fucking awesome is that? All we need is a little electricity in the mix, and we can turn that Hydrogen and Oxygen mixture back and forth from water to gas over and over again…until we can’t.

Q: What’s missing?

A: Observers? Or Participants?

Q: What about the Oxygen and Hydrogen with respect to spin and spins?

A: Rest/Work/Rest/Work/Rest/Work

Resting...is hard work.
^Beastie Boys – Sabotage^


Cape Verde
African Union
European Union
North American Union
Union Union
West Africa
Ivory Coast
Mosquito Coast
Cape Camarón
Honduras
British Honduras
Belize
Enchilada
Tamale
Chile Relleno
Masa
Torta
Omelette
New Mexican Cuisine (Redirected from New Mexican Food)
Little Anita’s
Anita’s
Anita’s
Herrera’s
Herrera Province
Chuckwagon
Briquette
Brisket
Primal Cut
Cut of Beef
Lamb and Mutton
Pork
Beef
Reindeer
Fish
Human
Poultry

Baby…I’m gonna eat you up.

BUT…

I’ll always leave room for desert.

^Pee-Wee’s Playhouse TV Intro 1986^

Speaking of Limeys…it appears that crime does not pay.

Unless you are a bored border guard.

Or a dope fiend

Nearly” … two tons of illegal dope plant found disguised as limes.

Jesus H. Christ-a-Hoppin On A Pogo Stick…WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

NEARLY?!?!?!? What in the FUCK does “nearly” have to do with anyFUCKINGthing?!?!?!?

Close enough? Good enough?
O RLY??????

Q: Since when?

A: (insert cricket sounds here)
^FLUKE-PULSED^


Almost
Almost (Disambiguation)
Close
Near
Nicking Enzyme Amplification Reaction
Horseshoe
Grenade (Redirected from Hand grenades)
Almost
Nearly
Close
Near
Horseshoe
Horseshoes
Hand Grenade
Ringer
Horseshoes
Rock–Paper–Scissors
Scissors
Scissor Sisters
Paul Andrew Williams (Redirected from Close Enough)
Close Enough
Round
Rounding
Rounded
Round
Rounding
Well-Founded Relation
Relation

I really don’t know what to put here, so I’ll just babble a bit.

I mean…answers?…when I was a kid?…were edicts…not answers. And now that I am older? I really don’t give a shit. Because the difference between an edict and an answer…really depends on who you are dealing with, why, and when.

I personally have always told people that …

“I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. That choice…I leave to you.”

Keeps things...civil...and cordial.
^Glenn Morrison – Hydrology (1080p) || HD^

So just thinking a bit here about certain vague things and whatnot…
If you could choose between the following…which would you choose.

OPTION #1: Discover the mysteries of The Universe and be known as the greatest mind that ever lived.

OPTION #2: Lay the groundwork for some future someone to discover the mysteries of The Universe and be known as the greatest mind that ever lived.

Yeah…teamwork is kinda a teamwork kinda thing.

Some positions are more important than others.


So yesterday, whatshername decided that she suddenly needed to talk to me for some reason.

She texted me…of course…and asked me if she could call me…because there was something that she really needed to discuss with me.

MySank

But I agreed…and told her to call me in 25 minutes.

She did…and told me that she had changed her mind…yet again…was going to an attorney on Friday…and was filing.

😦

/Jesus fucking Christ

The conversation wandered to and fro as I listened to her explain all of this bullshit that I have absolutely no choice in, and yes…she was/is cordial…but I trust her about as far as I can throw her. I know I’m gonna get screwed on this deal, and there is no way around it. At some point…in the near future…I’m gonna wind up in jail for not paying child-support that I cannot pay.

 😦

That’s the law, and the way the law is. People are not allowed to be unemployed/non-wage earners anymore…and there is no allowance for that. I am not allowed to show up in court, because if I do? Her attorney fees double…even if I do not have an attorney.

The meter is running, and it will never stop.

Q: Why do we treat marriage like shit?

A: !!!SAY…FUCKING WHAT???

^RADIO VERSION- Gotye feat. Kimbra- Somebody That I Used to Know (Dj Mike D Remix) Radio-Edit^

I dunno…it just seems to me that the only people that have a right to treat marriage like shit? Yeah…the people that are actually married. Married people can treat marriage however in the fuck they choose to treat it…up to, and including, like shit. It is, after…their institution. So why is it that “the law” gets involved and compounds this something into something that it isn’t? I dunno. We walked into this relationship cordially. Why is it such a stretch that we could also end it cordially. There’s always that predisposition to think that “something is wrong.”

YA THINK?!?!?!?!?!?

You are a fucking GENIUS!!!

Thanks for stirring shit up that doesn’t exist asshole(s).

Q: Why do we treat marriage like shit?

A: ???

^Capital Cities – Safe And Sound (Official Video)^


Q: What about the children?

A: WHAT A-FUCKING-BOUT THEM?!?!?!?

During the conversation…as she weaved in out or this and that as to the pros and cons of everything from here to there and everywhere…and…I waited for “the bombshell.” And, just as I suspected…it came.

Whatshername: I can’t even buy a house if I wanted to!
Cade: You’re buying a house?

Things change.

I’m fine with that.

I roll wif it.

It’s all I can do.

😐
^OneRepublic – Counting Stars^

She’s taking them on a skiing trip to New Mexico next month.

I’m excited for them.

I hope they have fun.

That’s the limit of my involvement in that.

Yes…I would love to be there.

I wasn’t invited.

/me shrugs

I’ll get over it.

/me shrugs
^Of Monsters And Men – Little Talks (Official Video)^


I view relationships a little differently than “the law” does.

Why on Earth/Terra I would wish ill upon people I love?

I dunno…that’s your theory…not mine.

^Bastille – Pompeii^


So yeah…I view physics a little bit different than most do.

Or at least…maybe I’ll admit more than some are prepared to do.

But I have my reasons.

You are one of them.

Yeah...you.

Believe it or not…I don’t care.

You.

I care about you.

Ironic...eh?
^David Guetta – Titanium ft. Sia (Official Video)^

As of tomorrow…

…I will officially be…

…a deadbeat dad.

cYa
cFa

^Swedish House Mafia – Don’t You Worry Child ft. John Martin^

*******

*Yikes! What a horrid situation for him, Clicky… I… I don’t know what to say…*

*/nods… Thanks Clicky… /pats snout…*

 

6 thoughts on “Missive from ‘Merica: Marriage Matters…

  1. From the Dope Fiend link

    “Border Patrol officers seized nearly half a million dollars’ worth of marijuana concealed in carrot-shaped packaging.”

    Methinks whoever wrote that ain’t a vegan, or has never been to an Ann Summers’ emporium*.

    *I’ll leave it up to our hostess to explain ‘that’ to across-the-pond readers.

    Liked by 2 people

      1. >>>>“Looks like a Chinese Brothel.”

        Hmmm…
        Q: Comparing “Chinese Brothel” to “Chinese Brothel”…and those different ethnic brothels to other ethnic brothels…what changes would you make to the decor to make the hostesses/hosts and waitresses/waiters feel a tad more comfortable, so that the guests feel a tad more comfortable.*
        (*And please describe your previous brothel experience(s) in detail)
        A: (gulp)

        lolz
        😉

        But no. Never heard of the show before. I would imagine that I would like a great deal of British comedy.

        Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s