Month: October 2016

Who’ll be Ten? A Lady?

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*/huff… These wee… key leaks… /puffs… Clicky, have become… a flood…*

Meanwhile, in keeping the tit-for-tat, ahead of Wiki’s ninth release, overnight the ninth’s Trump accuser came forward, when a Clinton donor claimed the billionaire kissed her on the mouth in front of her shocked family at Mother’s Day lunch at Mar-a-Lago club.

 

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*Me? No, I’ve never met him…*

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*/blows out cheeks… knot the mains team… /stretches back… Me? ja… /rolls eyes… There… /wrings out mop… that’ll have to do, Clicky… until tomorrow…*

https://youtu.be/3NKvN7U5RXQ

*Song?*

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Grabbing the Moment

Dear Reader… As it’s Sat Ear Day… Have a Song:

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*Past, Clicky. I heard it back in my youthful daze… /:O… Released on 7th September? That’s Thoughtful Man’s birthday! I didn’t know that fact when the Song popped into my head… /thinks… sew this means that information about my past was in my future… /grins sheepishly… I can quite see why you get confused…*

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*Whoa! Did you see that?!*

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*Where?*

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*Ha! An English Garden variety? No I…  /squint… knot-eyes the Wooley connection to my PPE… Um, it’s knit and… /mind stutter… wear, ware, where?*

https://youtu.be/DL1ZH0Ke92A

*/sighs… Yes, the original Song, for me anyway, Clicky… For this synchronicity…/thinks… doo–ray–me–far–sew–la–T…qui… malarky.  That’s the closest word I can think of to describe it…*

*Indeed… Hey! Today I became the 137th follower of a chap on Twitter… he’s a geodetic among other things… Could be useful… I just had to look that up… Look, I took a selfie…*

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*He’s visited the LoL before, Clicky… I don’t know why I didn’t follow him on the Y’ello River before…*

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*Well, to be fair, that LoL post was inspired my crazy dooshund, rather than a wolf…*

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*That’s a bit binary, isn’t it Clicky? What about a grey wolf? Still, Princess Ploppy certainly is well fed… Ah! …/slaps forehead… That’s why the Song popped into my head! I remember… first I was in the Blue Universe… then paid a visit to the, er, Red…*

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*Well, you know that, and I know that, Clicky… /lights umpteenth rollie… Methinks this post is a tad too big… /blows smoke… Shall we leave Dear Reader to it and have a Song?*

 

 

Letter to Leg-Iron…

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It’s a very exciting time here are the Library, Dear Reader – ‘The Underdog Anthology’ is still on course to be published for Halloween.

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*Eek! I’ve got three stories in it, Clicky…*

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*’Succulent Sardines’… that’s the first one I wrote…*

*’Mind the Gap’… Mind palace the gap… /chortle…*

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*/smirk… ‘Til the phat lady swings? Clicky, you’re such a wag…*

Dear Reader… Have a Song…

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Guerilla In Our Midst

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*Thanks, Clicky… I didn’t realise at the time that Monday’s post was on my PPE anniversary…*

*Okay then, Picky… the first time I wrote about what happened…*

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“You’ll love this,” Thoughtful Man told me as I placed a plate of sandwiches next to him on the bed. “Typical newsflash these days.”

He tapped the screen of his phone and scrolled about. “Here it is – ‘People locked in London Zoo’,” he announced.

“Okay,” I replied, refilling his glass with fizzy pop.

He looked at me solemnly. “A gorilla has escaped.”

“So there are people trapped in London Zoo but a gorilla managed to escape?” I said, screwing the top back on the bottle. “Typical.”

“That’s what I said,” Thoughtful man replied through a mouth a cheese and pickle  “Mm, delicious. You are the Sandwich Queen.”

I blew him a kiss and went downstairs to do the ironing.

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*S’okay, Clicky, they’ve caught it… Carry on and have a Song*

 

 

 

‘Owls With Laughter…

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*There you are! /taps foot… I got back really quickly. Where have you been, Clicky?

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*Red Franks? I left you at Blue Franks… Clicky, dinner is about to arrive and Thoughtful Man and I have ‘Suicide Squad’ to watch… I wanted to write this post before he got home from work… /wrings hands… *

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*Chocolate? You think you can get round me with… chocolate? /takes both… Delicious… Damn, did you hear that?*

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*That’s Thoughtful Man pulling up now… Okay, Clicky, laters…*

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*Clicky… Dear Reader doesn’t want spoilers! …/taps…*

https://youtu.be/XwS68ixemAQ

*/squint…*

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*/shields eyes from daylight to stop stinging sensation… Clicky!  Oh fuck, my eyes… Clicky?!*

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*Oh there you are…/kisses snout… Make us a cuppa, Clicky? …/groans and lights up… What the fuck happened last night?*

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*Monologued with Legs… Yeah, what else?*

*/slurps and drags… Then what?*

*Oh yeah, fuck… the Debate… That was fucking excellent…*

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*Hey! Have you been wearing my Rubedo mask again, Clicky? I was asleep 49 minutes ago… I know, I still have the taste in my mouth… /lights another… Better…*

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*Oh yeah, owls… or is that ‘owls?*

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*Alright, let me get myself together, Clicky… /yawns… I think I’ll have another coffee… /stop hand sign… It’s okay, darling, I’ll do it…*

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Owls, Dear Reader. MEROVEE Frank mentioned owls in his last (sew above)…

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… And puzzles and that’s exactly what PetesQuiz wrote about putting ‘the pieces of the jigsaw together’ in the ‘sew below’ at Blue Frank’s follow up to his ‘Defining the Future’ earlier on today…

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*I know! How did he know I was going to use from TBBT in this post?!*

Dear Reader, we have a number of owls at the LoL…

OWL One

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None of our owls have names. This fella came from the Packer side of the family. It used to be a table lamp; I’m not sure if Grandad bought it or was given it by German POWs in WW2 – he was Captain of a camp in Egypt and was given lots of carvings by prisoners who appreciated his fair and even-handed treatment. But it hasn’t cast light in a long time…

OWL 2 (and friend)

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I don’t know where these guys came from, but they look down on me in the Library every day.

OWLS 3

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I remember exactly when these fellas arrived. It was the day the boys broke up from school for Christmas. Thoughtful Man and I were waiting in the playground to collect them. Thoughtful Man had gone off with Kit Kat (who was always first out) for a chat with one of the other dads. I was standing aside, stamping my feet and blow out pretend smoke with my frozen, crystalised breath.

Suddenly I spotted Loops’, smiling from ear to ear, rushing toward me. He looked so excited. Then I saw his puffing, red face teacher, plodding along on behind. She was laden with… OMG, what the fuck was she carrying and why is she mouthing ‘I’m so sorry’ in my direction?!

“Mummy! I got you a Christmas present!” Loopy exclaimed, wrapping his little arms around my waist. “Owls!”

 

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*Brilliant! Finished it at last, Clicky… /yawn… I think I’ll slip off to bed for a recharge… Give Dear Reader a Song, please…*

Ping Pong Piddle Pogo

A number of things in the last 24 hours have led me to consider writing a post about Peter Sellers…

*No Clicky, nothing to do with Kubrick…*

I have posted about Peter Sellers before, at Sync Miss For Him…

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*Well, I hope Dear Reader takes a look and a loiter, Clicky… It’s a bit like being handed somebody’s holiday snaps, though – it’s hard to enthuse unless you’re really interested or were actually there*

But yesterday evening, Red Frank posted ‘Love Hurts‘ at MEROVEE and included the Pink Pan-ther…

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*Kardashian? Hmm…*

Meanwhile I was having a conversation with Cade about books and poetry and ‘overt lurking‘…

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Plus Hugo was in a peculiar mood…

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And then today, in conversation with Legs about his moving home…

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*Okay, maybe a little bit to do with Kubrick, Clicky… but it was more about the comment Cade left at Leggy’s place…*

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*Jcrashinthecar…dashian, Clicky? …/rolls eyes…*

But it continued…

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*A PA, Clicky? …/holds up hands…*

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In Internet culture, a lurker is typically a member of an online community or PLN who observes, but does not actively participate.

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Obituary dated 3rd of October…

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Have a Song…

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I was formulating a post in my head, when the Okie Texas Devil, Cade, stopped by the Library…

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*Funny thing happened when I was searching for the clip, Clicky… I was reminded that Doctor Who was in ‘Carry On Screaming’…*

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*Legs calls him a popinjay, Click, but then Leggy is either No.1 or 13… *

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*An Oscar for grouchiness, right… so I think I’ve worked out who are 4, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13… or one… ish… it’s not easy, you know, Clicky…*

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*Tell me about it… / sigh*

Anyhoo… Dear Reader, the rest of the post I was working on was left in reply to Cade’s comment, sew… if your interested, go take a look.

It has been a mystery ever since it was discovered more than fifty years ago, and all good theoretical physicists put this number up on their wall and worry about it.) Immediately you would like to know where this number for a coupling comes from: is it related to pi or perhaps to the base of natural logarithms? Nobody knows. It’s one of the greatest damn mysteries of physics: a magic number that comes to us with no understanding by man. You might say the “hand of God” wrote that number, and “we don’t know how He pushed his pencil.” We know what kind of a dance to do experimentally to measure this number very accurately, but we don’t know what kind of dance to do on the computer to make this number come out, without putting it in secretly!

Written in the sands of time… in which case perhaps god just used a finger?

https://youtu.be/7dOgQsMfPmU

 

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https://youtu.be/G-QtPtUWHqc

*Ah, Christmas… Clicky, give us a Song…*