Credit to the the Home Office for giving newly arrived economic migrants hints and tips on YooKay life 🇬🇧
I feel much safer knowing that unvetted men now have a piece of paper reminding them not to abuse, have sex with, or mutilate the gentiles of British children 👍 https://t.co/0D1H8EI1Jbpic.twitter.com/1vN2kze1Ic
So a phrase I understand we're going to be hearing a lot in the days, weeks and months ahead is "Giving people the space to breathe". That's going to be the Burnham mantra.
The @Telegraph headline says it all. VAT on school fees wasn’t a one-off — it was the opening act to @UKLabour's wider campaign of class warfare. Some supported it believing it wouldn’t affect them. But the budget makes the truth clear: when aspiration is taxed, eventually… pic.twitter.com/sP5Ecr7A7B
“In Britain today, everything is taxed except the air and that’s only because they haven’t figured out how to meter it yet.” pic.twitter.com/TrEZ58vRBb
Okay, Dear Reader, I got the date wrong when I mentioned to Leggy my Purple People Eater sync anniversary. The first sync occurred on Sunday 7th October 2012 and I described what happened, anonymously, in the comments of Black Dog Star’s post on Wednesday 10th October 2012 (click on the screenshot, above, that starts the post) to read what happened).
*Good idea, Clicky, mark it in the calendar so I don’t forget in the future…*
So, yesterday was a MAGAnificent day for supporters of Donald Trump and general fans of humour. As a campaign photo-op event, as well as expertly troll his opponent and her imaginary CV, he went to work at a McDonald’s restaurant. It was tremendously successful and much joy was had by everyone. On X, the memes flowed thick and fast, and like a McDonald’s coffee or their scorching apple pie filling, those memes burned. Bad. (click on ‘lights fag’ above for some links to the best ones in comments).
*Oh, that’s right… /drags… I worked in the construction industry in October 2012… /plumes smoke… My boss was something of a rainmaker…*
*That certainly describes Donald Trump, Clicky…*
The last part of that momentous Purple People Eater sync in October 2012, and hooked me on synchronicity, was the request from my boss to find information about a ‘rainmaker’, could the whole thing have been a psychic signal about Donald Trump’s election campaign in 2024 and specifically, this McDonald’s uber-viral event? That thought suddenly occurred to me when late last night I saw the following tweet, causing me to hijack Clicky’s post today…
*Lol, Clicky, that lot are certainly King of the nothing burger…*
Now, Dear Reader, the Purple People Eater from both the Song and the 1980’s movie was indeed purple, but the lyrics are somewhat ambiguous as to which people he was going to eat…
Who, then, are these ‘Purple People’ to be “eaten'”? I can think of two distinct groups off the top of my head. The first is the Woke mob…
*When did the Woke purple haired mob start to appear? I don’t remember them being around in 2012…*
*Q and 17? How very QAnon of you Clicky… /rolls eyes…*
The second group associated with purple is that of royalty and by extension (because the Yanks famously kicked our royal rulers out of their colony), those with…
Obama scolding Black men for not "falling in line" and thinking for themselves is the most condescending, elite attitude that jerk has ever portrayed. I don't think it worked..🤣 pic.twitter.com/tAbkMXcBzB
I must mention one last tweet from last night, Dear Reader, that helped prompt this post. It was a tweeted observation and a snarky reply from an account with a hint of purple hair in the image and a ‘she/her’ in the bio. I was compelled to reply…
*Big Boss always said I was his right hand, Clicky…*
The 2004 WHO Framework Convention on Tobacco Control was the thin end of the Public Heath control wedge. Countries slid in 'lockstep'. 2019 Covid conformity was the start of the fat end. We're in the fat end of the wedge. pic.twitter.com/8nzUaCJCQf
And to be clear- I’m not advocating the legalization of all drugs- especially not fent. I’m saying that when you make the harmless popular ones illegal- you give a massive financial and cultural boost to organized crime.
Legalize the harmless ones. Crack down on the deadly shit.…
*No, you’re an inter-dimensional, alien dolphin assistant, Clicky… /rolls eyes… Now assist me by getting a Song to start this shambles with. If you please…*
*Ooh, good choice. Thanks…*
Hello, Dear Reader, and welcome to Day 34 of lockdown at the LoL. Actually that’s not true – we’ve been open the whole time to visitors. This is a smoking area (see signage displayed to your left), and if there’s one thing to emerge from this time of pandemic, it’s that the Coronavirus appears to find smokers somewhat inhospitable…
*/final drag… Don’t blink indeed, Clicky… /stubs butt… If you’re feeling Kubricky, Clicky, then ‘bleach’ is a ‘Shining’ word… /plumes smoke… Where are we with this shambles?*
*It was so sad how Donna Noble and the Doctor parted company…*
*Of course, their relationship was strictly platonic, Clicky…*
*Animated statues…*
Supermarket shopping is unpleasant and oppressive enough these days without putting that image in my head… pic.twitter.com/JyKqU2KoPT
We hope you had a wonderful Christmas Day, Dear Reader. Today Cade and I will be offering up songs that make us feel happy. Indeed, I am happy to inform you that we’ve reached Day 9 of the LoL’s month-long song challenge…
*I am breathing, Clicky… /lights up… After tomorrow… /drags… I’ll be on holiday for a week… /plumes smokes…*
*No, sad’s for tomorrow… /smokes… apt considering I have to go into work…*
*Now you come to mention it, Clicky, Poppy Sweet Pea is a great Dane. Wow! great song choices from her and Legs…*
Enjoy! 😀
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Day 9: Songs that make you happy
Cade’s first song pick…
Happy? Me? Yeah right. I am a darkness wrapped in a black box at night on the outer edges of the Universe. Evil does not “do” happy, nor happiness, nor…erm…happy happiness. However, were I to feel the slightest touch of happiness, a song that were to inspire happy within me might go a little somethin’ like dis.
^Avicii – Wake Me Up (Lyric Video)^
Roob’s first song pick…
For some strange reason, the sound of a vacuum cleaner makes Thoughtful Man feel happy, whereas my spirits are lifted at the sound of tap shoes. Fatboy Slim’s ‘Weapon of Choice’ featuring Christopher Walken video, therefore, covers all bases 😉
^Fatboy Slim – Weapon of Choice [Official Video]^
Cade’s second song pick…
This next song sure as shit filled me with happy just about at the exact moment in my life when hope was (for the most part) completely and totally gone. Taught me a valuable lesson in the process. Some people, are not street-lamps. Unlike those who shine all the time, these particular people don’t light all of the pathway, all of the time, to guide all people, all the way. Some people are there to light the path during those times when the pathway has gone dark, all have abandoned you, and you need only just enough light to take one single solitary step. A beacon in the distance to give the lost a bearing. A lighthouse to those caught in a storm. The briefest of seemingly random and non-specific flashes, broadcasting in the blind, just to let you know that you are not alone. A strobe.
^deadmau5 – Strobe^
Roob’s second song pick…
For me, ELO’s ‘Mr Blue Sky’ is one of the happiest songs I know. I’ve requested it be the last song played at my funeral, so mourners can leave with a spring in their step. It’s the least I could do for those who turn up 😉
^Mr. Blue Sky | Electric Light Orchestra | Pomplamoose^
*Yeah, but just look at how happy the band are playing it, Clicky…*
Cade’s third song pick…
I’ve got nothing clever to say about this next one. It makes me happy when I hear it. Has done ever since I first heard it.
My third and final choice of song makes me feel happy. Monstrously so…
*Kong does seem happy, Clicky, but it’s in black and white…*
*Weapon of Choice plus use my imagination… /pat snout… gotcha…*
I mean, who doesn’t feel monstrously happy when they hear the B-52’s ‘Love Shack’?
^The B-52’s – Love Shack (Official Music Video)^
The final word to Roob Clicky…
*Pick Hard Data… /stubs butt… I can see why that makes you happy, Clicky…*
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Hopefully you are now overbrimming with happiness, Dear Reader. Hold on to that thought because tomorrow we’ll be wallowing in songs that make us feel sad. Oh joy!
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