Pinch, Punch…

I hope you had a sufficiently spooky Halloween yesterday, Dear Reader…

A prominent American television host has fainted live on air, returning just minutes later to host the remainder of her programme.

Fifty-three-year-old Wendy Williams fell to the ground during a live broadcast of her morning show, in a segment dedicated to her annual Halloween costume contest.

If I may direct your attention to the recent LoL post, ‘Miss Chief Maker‘…

*Overheated, my arse, Clicky… She looked like she’d seen a… mouse?*

The Underdog Anthology Three: Treeskull Stories

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Not long now ’til Christmas, Dear Reader 😉 Have a Song…

 

12 thoughts on “Pinch, Punch…


  1. Comment below, reposted in whole and/or in part, from elsewhere.
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    Via request…

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    Kill The Dead, Feed The Poor
    by Cade F.O.N Apollyon, circa 1990/1991

    Well people always talkin’ about the past…
    And things that might happen again.
    They say there be another Adolph Hitler…
    Or Joe Stalin.
    Have another piece of that Riga-Pie…
    A foot, or a leg…now don’t be shy.

    Kick that shit right out the door…
    Kill the dead, and feed the poor.
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    Be sure and tip your waiter or waitress…I may or may not be here all week.

    Audio version potentially available soon via YouTube.
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    UPDATE: I found the song/recording I was looking for. Gonna try and see if I can re-record it/transfer it from analog to digital, I then need to convert that rip/tranfer to an MP3, and I THEN need to see what is involved with uploading that to YouTube.

    It’s my music, I wrote it, I performed it, I recorded it, I own it…but I still have this sneaking suspicion, that after all that bullshit…YouTube is gonna give me fits. I can export the digital recording to WAVE or FLAC because I don’t have enough space on my HD to do so.

    Yeah…it’s kinda involved. But worth it if some of this music gives some people some giggles.

    I’ve stumbled across some REALLY old shit of mine from 1986. 1987, 1988, 1989…and it is fucking TERRIBLE!!! lolz
    I mean, all my music is pretty awful, but this shit is fucking horrendous. rofl
    I’ll share some with ya’ll if I can. 😉

    ^Vampire Weekend- Unbelievers (cover by Lauren O’Connell)^

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    1. I can export the digital recording to WAVE or FLAC because I don’t have enough space on my HD to do so.
      That should have read…”I can’t”…since I cannot. 😉

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          1. I wonder what “The Old Grays” would think of this tune? Think they could whistle it after a coupla listenings? Or would their ears survive the first one? 😉

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            1. ‘According to presenter Bob Harris, the programme derived its name from a Tin Pan Alley phrase from years before. When they got the first pressing of a record they would play it to people they called the old greys – doormen in grey suits. Any song they could remember and whistle, having heard it just once or twice, had passed the old grey whistle test.’

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Old_Grey_Whistle_Test

              I think so, Cade 😀

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    1. lolz…I was just trying to rewind a particular cassette tape so I could listen to it/see what’s on it, and was busy doing some other shit at the same time.

      This is a 90-minute tape, so they take a while to rewind.

      About 5 minutes, has passed, I glance over at the cassette player, and notice that this particular tape is still rewinding to beat the band.

      I was like…What the FUCK??!?!?? How long is this goddamn tape?

      I then look at the counter on the cassette player, and notice that it is not moving at all.

      Look back at the spindles on the cassette player, and yep…it’s rewinding like a motherfucker.

      Oh shit.

      Click stop, remove the cassette tape…the tape is broken.

      Fucking…rofl. I’m seriously laughing my ass off, trying to type this bullshit/relate the story, and thinking of how stupid I am not to connect those two things sooner.

      No wonder it was rewinding so fast for so long. 😉

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