Missive From ‘Merica: Bowled Over… (Cont.)

Before we get on to the next part of The Okie Devil’s massive weekend missive, just a reminder, Dear Reader, that tomorrow is ‘National No Smoking Day‘ in the UK…

*Yep, I know Clicky… The wankers can fuck right off…*

*Oi! No, don’t use that! Use this…*

*/Deep drag… Fuck. Right. Off…*


I noticed that someone Re-Tweeted a Tweet from Donald Trump today, and that Tweet caught my eye. It appears that the new President has accused the old President of tapping the new President’s phones back during the pre-election campaigning period..before the current President was even President…as the month of October was mentioned, which would be pre-Election Day.

Q: Um…ain’t that shit over with?

A: ???

It’s over. You won. Get over it.

I mean, it’s not like The NSA listens to every fucking phone call on Earth or anything. It’s not like The FBI reads every fucking e-mail on Earth or anything. God only knows what The CIA is doing. Not to mention all of those other Federal Agencies that are doing God knows what, God knows how, to God knows who.

Who gives a shit?


^David Bowie “The Heart’s Filthy Lesson”^

I mean seriously…who in the FUCK do I turn to, if someone is tapping my phone? Because I have a feeling, that I’m gonna meet myself coming, but it ain’t gonna be me nor anyone who represents me. Even tho, that’s what they are gonna say. What in the FUCK would China or Russia or Israel or any other fucking fucks in some other country want to know what in the flying fuck I am talking about, and who I am talking about it to? They couldn’t give two shits what I have to say, much less who I say it to.

I guess that’s the problem with “the psy game”…you can’t trust anyone. And even if you can today, what about tomorrow?

Yeah…so…a system built on lies and deception = FAIL!

Mystery = SOLVED! Next!
^Barry Adamson – Something Wicked This Way Comes^

I am privy to all kinds of wisdom that I’d rather not be privy to.

Things like…

“Her ass looks like 2 elephants fighting in a sack!”


“Her ass looks like 50-pounds of chewed bubblegum in a 10-pound sack!”

I guess that was someone’s way of telling me which asses “looked good” and which asses “looked bad.” Not like that really matters. I mean, if they don’t want you touching them, what’s the point of trying to make someone feel worse? Because they won’t put out for you? Jesus. If I had a nickle for every woman on Earth/Terra would wouldn’t put out for me? I’d a have a fuckton of nickles. But…I’m not perfect. Even in my brokenness…I’m not perfect. Even the unbroke parts.

Talk about a thought that will take someone from joy to suicide real fuckin fast?
Yeah…harp on the shit that people can’t change.

Or…those things that they might be able to change…but you won’t be there to see it.

Be nice.

I have that tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.

Not really.

Now…fuck off to the next paragraph…but do it in an orderly fashion. 😛

^cevin key – frozen sky^


From today’s featured article

Sabrina Sidney – a British foundling girl taken in when she was 12 by author Thomas Day, who wanted to mould her into his perfect wife. Day had been struggling to find a wife who would share his ideology and had been rejected by several women.
P-rep – has been proposed as a statistical alternative to the classic p-value. Whereas a p-value is the probability of obtaining a result under the null hypothesis, p-rep computes the probability of replicating an effect.
2011–12 Lombard-Pápa TFC season – The 2011–12 season will be Lombard-Pápa TFC’s 5th competitive season, 3rd consecutive season in the OTP Bank Liga and 16th year in existence as a football club.
Bridget Neval – a retired Australian/Canadian actress. She has been in various television programs including Wicked Science but is most famous for her portrayal of Lana Crawford in Neighbours.
Alain Boghossian – a retired French-Armenian football player, who played as a midfielder; he is currently serving as an assistant coach for the French national team.
Listed buildings in Penrith, Cumbria – a town and an unparished area in the Eden District, Cumbria, England. It contains 189 listed buildings that are recorded in the National Heritage List for England. Of these, five are listed at Grade I, the highest of the three grades, 23 are at Grade II*, the middle grade, and the others are at Grade II, the lowest grade.
Toxoscelus – a genus of beetles in the family Buprestidae, containing the following species. (…? You’re gonna have to click that  – Ed)
12-Crown-4 – a crown ether with the formula C8H16O4. It is a cyclic tetramer of ethylene oxide which is specific for the lithium cation.
Tegegne Bezabeh – a retired Ethiopian sprinter. He competed at the 1964, 1968 and 1972 Olympics in the 400 m event with the best achievement of sixth place in 1968.
Trylon and Perisphere (Homeland) – the second episode of the fourth season of the American television drama series Homeland and the 38th episode overall. It premiered on Showtime on October 5, 2014, airing back-to-back with the season’s first episode, “The Drone Queen.”
Albert Hetterle – a German actor who also became a Berlin theatre director.
Mausam River – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mausam_River – a river in Nashik District in Maharashtra, India. It is a left tributary of the Girna River.
Erhan Mašović – a Serbian footballer who plays for Čukarički.
Herring Island – an Antarctic rocky island, 3.7 km (2 nmi) long, lying 1.9 km (1 nmi) east of Cloyd Island in the south part of the Windmill Islands. It was first mapped from air photos taken by USN Operation Highjump and Operation Windmill in 1947 and 1948.
Articles of Association – a document which, along with the memorandum of association (in cases where the memorandum exists) form the company’s constitution, defines the responsibilities of the directors, the kind of business to be undertaken, and the means by which the shareholders exert control over the board of directors.
Mandhata Singh – an Indian politician. He was elected to the Lok Sabha, the lower house of the Parliament of India from the Lucknow constituency of Uttar Pradesh in 1989 as a member of the Janata Dal.

So yeah…that “Herring Island” that came up? Yeah…the “Operation Highjump” caught my eye…but then, as the name itself sunk in, and I started to think “commercial fishing” and shit like that? It occurred to me…”wait…WUT?!?!?” The island is named for the guy that took the pictures of the island…Lt. Charles C.

Herring, USN.

What are the odds?

And then…

if THAT wasn’t enough…

the very next random article was “Articles of Association?!?!?


What are the odds?

^cEvin Key – Wind on Small Paws (Unofficial)^


*Indeed, Clicky…*

More missive tomorrow, but if you are need of a little extra Cade today, may I suggest Dear Reader pops over to his blog where he’s written some more

*Nope, not jealous at all! In fact I’ve doubled my story word count, Clicky… I’m on a roll…*



5 thoughts on “Missive From ‘Merica: Bowled Over… (Cont.)

  1. the psy game
    Nice. lolz. I wouldn’t have thought of that.

    Mausam River. I watched a documentary recently on The Ganges river, and there were comments to the effect of “science has no idea why the water is different there, nor as to why there is so much pollution in that river…yet…people don’t get sick from drinking, bathing in it.” It made me think of The River Jordan. Which makes me think of things like heavy water, and aquifers, and gravitational variances in different places and why. The short being: a fuckton of people that need water.
    Just sayin.

    Very nice Roob.

    None of this would have ever been written, had you not inspired me to write.
    None of this would have ever been posted, had you not taken the time to edit and host it here.
    /I bow to you crazy limey lady. 😉

    ^ATTLAS – Avenue Road^

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      1. I forgot to comment on the above.

        Q: What’s next? “We’ve noticed that your BMI is not in line with someone of your particular height/weight. Would you like to learn how not to be such a fatass?”
        A: Y/N
        If you are no longer a fatass…we would be grateful if you would let us know so we can take you off the disgusting fatty list. Plus, we want to scope you out and see if you are now fuckable. Someone in this department may be willing to pity-fuck you if you have not yet garnered the confidence to go out and get laid on your own.

        I’m sorry…but that’s smoking shit is some fucked-up shit.

        “We’ve noticed that you have had an excessive number of sexual partners in the past 20 years.”
        “We’ve noticed that you drive an inferior car.”
        “We’ve noticed that you wear Wal-Mart clothes.”

        Q: Who the FUCK is “our records?”
        A: ?¿?¿?
        I wanna know. Because thinking about it now, that would be a BAD-FUCKING-ASS name for a record label.
        Our-Records-Sindicate (heh heh heh)

        Sry…I could go further with that…but I digress.

        ^Wilkinson – Afterglow^

        Anyway…until someone grabs that name/those names, runs with it, and does something cool with it?
        Yeah…”Our Records Indicate” has some shitty fucking tunes.
        Music No One Wants To Hear.

        ^Hanayo – Joe Le Taxi^

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