I had just finished watching a fascinating (and gripping) battle between 40 BARRS and C-ASH in QOTR, when Kit Bisto sauntered into the Library. “Guess who I am.”
I eyed him carefully; he eyed me back through ragged slits for eyes. My young assistant is fond of dressing up and playing the “Who am I?” game. This time he was wearing my Russian hat, a gift from a trip abroad and the cut off leg from some trackie bottoms. “I don’t know, some sort of Russian terrorist?”.
“No. Do you want a clue?” He picked up my packet of cigarettes, another gift from abroad.
“Some sort of dictator?” He pointed to what I think was his nose, I was getting warmer. He turned the packet round and ran his finger along the brand name.
*Clicky, Did you know, there were 20 cigarettes in that pack, compared to just 18 in a pack bought in the UK?*
“Sterling?”. It took me a couple of seconds to catch on…
*Aww Clicky… chosen for our friend Joe Public? He does like our posts…*
Kitten cocked his finger and thumb into a makeshift gun and took aim. “Boom!”. He flourished a pack of cards, apparently well hidden up his sleeve. “Want to play Blackjack?”.
I really should know better by now than to play games with boy that will not be beat…
*Thanks for the song, Clicky, there was quite a bit of ‘hit me’… /rolls eyes*
Library of Libraries 
Dictator + linked image has to be a candidate for someone’s Pun of the Year.
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My entry for this posting’s Synchronicity Challenge:
The smoking theme + slightly-out-of-the-ordinary headgear.
Triggered reminiscences about a guy who at his peak, could ‘shine on all surfaces’.
One who would have been totally unique, in that if he had a list of “smokers’ accoutrements”, it would include ‘duct tape’.
No doubt our hostess could offer a prize for making the connection prior to clicking the link.
https://www.bonhams.com/auctions/16230/lot/244/
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JP, I couldn’t decide if it would be Barry Sheene or James Hunt, so here’s a helmet called Hunt being cavalier with his bell end 😉
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Joe Stalin… who would do that to some poor gullible idiot?
*makes a note*
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