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Missive From ‘Merica: Trailblazing Times (Part 1)

Today we have a new missive from Cade Fon Apollyon for you, Dear Reader…

*Wot?! That was on my Twitterfeed just now, Clicky? …/lights up and smokes… Blimey, spectacular timing…*

… I’ve been getting some ‘Die! NO! Sore‘ syncs this week, Dear Reader…

*/genteelly clears throat… Yeah, Cade and I ended up remote viewing ‘Jurassic Park’ together, but the syncs started before that, Clicky…*

… that started with a ‘Timepool‘ tweet, that wasn’t about ‘Dye Nose Ores‘ at all…

… but I did recall a rather striking magazine cover image that I saw in 2016…

*The germ on our minds in 2020, Clicky? …/raises quizzical eyebrow… They do say the dinosaurs were wiped out by an extraterrestrial impact…*

… I decided against replying to TimePool’s tweet with the Der Spiegel image, when shortly after Cade suggested we remote view the movie ‘War Games’ together, from 1983. To my chagrin, I’d never seen it…

*Dinosaurs! You could of knocked me down with a feather, Clicky. I was not expecting that… /flicks ash…*

*Did he say the T-Rex is the essence of chaos? /smirks…*

*Interesting. I wonder if Stephen King is familiar with Nietzsche… /sigh…*

… It got me pondering, who are today’s ‘Dine Azores’?

* /rolls eyes… Oh good grief… /drags… You can’t even smoke outside anymore? …/snorts smoke… Fancy… /rubs nose…*

*Fuck! This missive header has gotten way out of control, Clicky…*

*Good thinking… /stubs butt… I’ll make it a two parter. Better get a Song…*

Apols! This post is already far too busy, so Cade’s actual missive will appear as a Part 2 post tomorrow. Have a Song whilst you wait 😉

*No, no, the other one, Clicky…*

A C.R.O.N.Y… Mmm…

Dear Reader, following the death of Grandad, yesterday I had the sad duty of posting */knot-eyes* on MEROVEE of the death of U.N.C.L.E  Mr Napoleon Solo… You know, Han :D’s twinnish bro…

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Click for ‘Love Trumps Hate’

*/taps feet and whistles… Ah, butt as I was telling Leggy at the time, Click, I always fancied Illya Kuryakin...*

 

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Click for TV Intro to The Invisible Man

*Wild Swans… /scratches chin… Clicky that’s another weird sync ‘cos I mentioned swans to the Texan Okie Devil, Cade, just today…*

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Click for the The Five Doctors Who Have Ties That Bind

*Yeah, the boys’ blazers are black, so the swan motif on the pocket is, essentially, a black swan, outlined in white thread…*

*Ha! Yeah, ‘cos he sent me that Song overnight and my bedwear was kinda… Soviet…*

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Click for back view

*/Slaps forehead… Again!? FFS, Clicky, watt is it with you and posting embarrassing photos of me? …/folds arms and taps foot sternly… I mean… Why, for Gawd’s sake? …/turns in exasperation…*

https://youtu.be/khPCm9wvaig

*Butt, I’m Roobee… /:O… You’re trying to tuffen me up? …/squints… Oh Doo Foxtrot Oscar!!*

Dear Reader, we interrupt this LoL post for the precise, technical reason that my bleedin’ dolphin assistant needs a clip round the ear.

Please accept the following Song */nods thanks…*

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https://youtu.be/i9QEAtcz3o8

Dunn and Dusted…

Sad news today, folks: Grandad has passed on to the great butchers shop in the sky…

*Knot 19, Clicky, he was 92…*

*/lights up and smokes… I ain’t panicking, gno… Well, it had to ‘appen, Clicky... Everybody goes eventually…*

*/nods sagely… That’s true… /sniffs… Ooh, smells like dinner’s nearly ready – fancy a Song, Clicky?*

 

Get You, Duckie!

Fear has a long history, and the idea of control-by-fear has a history that’s only five minutes less than that. Keeping control of a pack of hominids by being the biggest and nastiest was a simple step and an easy one to cope with. Everyone knew who the biggest and nastiest one was and everyone knew to keep on his good side. Nothing devious or sneaky required by Big’n’Nasty, although underlings might engage in sneakiness to get their own way without being battered. Big’n’Nasty ruled by fear.

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Dear Reader, it appears Madam X Secretary approved the meme…

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*I saw that story yesterday, Clicky… Posted… /knot-eyes… of it with Red Frank… Very sad…*

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*/squints… ‘K, Oz…. /scans… More tragedy… Hugo sent me that story on DM this morning, Clicky…*

*Yeah, another popular music star bites the dust in 20H+H… Again… /knot-eyes… on MEROVEE yesterday…*

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*/:O… Yes, I opened the box… Clicky! /stern squint… They’re nearly 20 years old now… /wrestles with beastly assistant… Stop it! Don’t you dare…*

*/Turns purple… Cade’s right – you are a shithead, Clicky!*

*You wouldn’t! I told him that in confidence… /wrestles some more… I don’t care what kind of fucking freaky-work-based friendship you struck up with Leggy under Dume… Stop. It. Now…*

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*/explodes with cold rage… I’m going to fucking kill you!! …/lunges…*

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*/Grabs book… Now swim…*

 

*/Points finger… And don’t even fink about leaving a S…*

We Kenned Trolling Along the Y’ello River…

Yesterday on Twitter was a hoot and a half, trolling virtual signalling celebs…

*Oh, a Song already… Take it away, Clicky…*

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*Covering the Song with an image, Clicky? I’ve told you before… Dear Reader does not get that…*

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*No… Dear Reader, doesn’t get covering news that way, either…*

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*/Sigh… Nor gifs…*

*It’s a bloody good thing those children arriving are actually adults, Clicky, otherwise all kinds of baseless insinuations would be banded about…*

*Exactly!*

*/furrows brow… I wonder why I felt empowered to go trolling yesterday, Clicky…*

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*Oh Sweetie… Have a Song…*