AA: False Cog… Thank you Richard. Well, we’re half way through the round. Let’s take a look at those scores… Well done Jamie – 25, the best score of the pass…
AA: Then up to 38 where we find Carl and Jimmy…
AA: 75, where we find Craig andย Nikkei…
AA: …And then up to a hundred where we find Solomon and Ruth…
AA: …Sew, yes, Ruth… you’re knot that far out in front…
RUTH: No.
AA: Butt, you gno what we need; a lovely low score.
(AA turns to the scoreboard and the red line starts to descend. Plinky plonky guitar music)
AA: It’s right… look at that you’re through. Well done Alex…
Well done, Click. Phew… managed to construct that shamble quite nicely before the end of Thorsday… Have a Song ๐
*Thank you, Clicky, for help with this ‘Pointless Exercise’, so far… you’ve been very well behaved. Hear, have a Song… ๐ *
AA: Thanks, Richard! *takes deep breath*
AA: Oh that’s good. Well, very best of luck with that. Now, Craig *splutters*ย A hundred and 38… they’re the only two scores we’ve got sew far…
AA: How you feeling about this bored?
CRAIG: Ah, I think I gno 3, possible 4 of them on there.ย I’m gonna go for the fifth won down, the country singer famous for her blonde wigs and her rhinestone costumes, who played at Glastonbury in two thousand and for-teen. Can I say, Dolly Parton?
AA: You can say ‘Dolly Parton‘, Craig. Let’s see if it’s right and how many pee–poleย said ‘Dolly Parton‘.
*turns to scoreboard. The level starts to descend*
AA: That’s okay… It’s knot the high score. 75’s fine.
There is a most profound and beautiful question associated with the observed coupling constant, e, the amplitude for a real electron to emit or absorb a real photon. It is a simple number that has been experimentally determined to be close to -0.08542455. (My physicist friends won’t recognize this number, because they like to remember it as the inverse of its square: about 137.03597 with about an uncertainty of about 2 in the last decimal place. It has been a mystery ever since it was discovered more than fifty years ago, and all good theoretical physicists put this number up on their wall and worry about it.) Immediately you would like to know where this number for a coupling comes from: is it related to ฯ or perhaps to the base of natural logarithms? Nobody knows. It’s one of the greatest damn mysteries of physics: a magic number that comes to us with no understanding by man. You might say the “hand of God” wrote that number, and “we don’t know how He pushed his pencil.” We know what kind of a dance to do experimentally to measure this number very accurately, but we don’t know what kind of dance to do on the computer to make this number come out, without putting it in secretly!
AA: Er, Carl! Very warm… Listen, we have reality show royalty, hear…
CARL: Thank you.
AA: Did you-did you keep it?
CARL: It died. It didn’t even make it to the airport, mate.
AA: Oh really?
CARL: No.
*AA chuckles*
CARL: No, I wasn’t even allowed thro’ customs with it.
AA: Ahh… Now, Carl. Back to-back to you p-former car-ear, you obviously, if you can just remember back b4… er the jungle.
*CARL goes to speak, AA continues over him*
AA: Only the most successful Superbike champion… Of. All. Time.
CARL: Yeah, I can just about remember that… I’ve had a few crashes, a few bangs on the head but I can just about remember that. I used to race motorbikes…
AA Watts the-watts the fastest you’ve ever been on a bike?
CARL: But nowadays the guys are up to two hundred and 15 now, sew you gno *nods appreciatively*
AA: Ah now, Carl. This board *waves at bored* It’s all got a lot easier now, thanks to Solomon.
SOLOMON: *laughs out loud*
*scoreboard descends from 100*
AA: It is right…
*CARL mouths ‘come on-come-on’ repeatedly*
*Scoreboard points level thumps*
AA: 38.
*audience applauds*
AA: Solomon-Solomon, hear from The Apprentice… Now, listen… B4 you went onto The Apprentice, you were-you were all reddy an entrepreneur. You had-you had great success… I mean-i mean, did The Apprentice help at all? Did you learn stuff from it?
AA: Sew that was basically it… *laughs and smiles*
(SOLOMON & AA overlap speaking – indecipherable)
AA: Couldn’t you have just gone… had a meeting with sum one?
(AA blusters and turns to break 4th wall with a L-OOK!)
AA: … a day long course… couldn’t have you?
(RUTH chips in)
AA: Okay. Did it help, tho’? Did it help?
SOLOMON: Yeah, yeah, yeah..
(AA and SOLOMON start to speak at the same time)
SOLOMON +AA: Massivelyย … The Apprentice.
SOLOMON: I think now ย I can-I canย doo a business plan. I know how to meet pee-pole a bit better… business me-tings…
AA: Okay. Now, Solomon-Solomon *turns to look at board*… The bored *pause* It’s all yores…
SOLOMON: Sew… I’m like, finding this quite hard because I’m knot really a singer. Sew erm…
AA: Doo you gno, you don’t really have to be a singer
*laughter in the studio and at home*
SOLOMON: Yeah, butt I’m thinking, like yeah… Sew, sew I’m thinking I want to go with the top one. Is that the answer?
AA: Erm, you then have to give the answer.
*laughter in the studio and at home*
SOLOMON: Sew…
*Ruth winces*
SOLOMON: Sew I’m pretty sure-I’m pretty sure ‘Dirty‘ and ‘Beautiful‘ was sung by that woman called… Brit-knee-Spears.
*AA turns to break the Fourth Wall*
*AA turns to look at Score Board*
Update 29.12.15 at 13.41 (again, yule have to take my word for the time ๐ )
Just seen the most amazing Lego set… Thoughtful Man told me about it; he saw it in a shop this morning… Hmm…
*Clicky, grab some close ups, there’s a good chap… lead the way*
*Nice grabs, Clicky… High Five!*
1645h further update… a bigger picture ๐
AA: *There we R...*
(*audience applauds*)
This is Thoughtful Man’s Day and he’s currently sleeping. I will get on with Round 1 (Divas) and breaking it down in this Pointless Exercise… Now. The time is ย 1315h… I can’t time stamp it… yule have to take my word for it ๐
AA: If everyone’s reddy… Let’s play Pointless!
*(Spiraling discs, dramatic music, name of the show)*
Update: 28/12/15… took yesterday off from dissecting this episode of ‘Celebrity Pointless’… watched a film I’ve scene iTย several times before… knot recently though… will start Part 1.5 ‘Going up the line’ today ๐
CYL *blows kiss*
OZ: Good evening to you.
AA: Good evening to you.
OZ: How are you?
AA: I couldn’t be better
OZ: Well… this is gonna be… wats the word? FUN?
AA: Dat’s… that’s a word, that’s it, yeah…
OZ: No, this should be GREATย fun
*paws*
OZ: I mean, Yewwould expect, I think, podium one to win, *wood-knot-You*? Apprentice contestants…
AA: They’ve got the will, havant they? L-OOKย at that!
OZ: Well, they’re used to… used toย this sort of drama this sort of jeopardy…
Ruth: Yeah!
AA:ย Okay quickly, let’s get it done… Now as usual, all the questions… *chuck alls* have been asked to 100 pee-pole before the show…
AA: These are the answers that nun of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens wheel add 250 qui ๐ 2 the Jackpot.
AA: …So we start off with a jackpot. A very generous jackpot of 2 thousand 5 hundred pounds.
St Stephen’s Day Mess-Age, Ok update ๐
Yesterday’s Song and one for today. *Click! u &ย I will be starting 1.4 in finding the X Factor… Round 1… Divas… Ding Dong ๐
CYL *blows kiss*
To continue from yesterday…
Yay! Haven’t done much transcribing *yawn …Keeping you up, Clicky?* ย ‘Pointless’ then, so images I grabbed today… 9 of them. They cover the introduction witch actually I didn’t pay any attention to whilst yabbering on…
Digression: Today Loopy decided to get gold armor for one of his game’s characters. One called ‘Battery’. He already had the golden gun…
Yep… definitely…
… smoking ๐
*squints* It’s his holiday away from school… let him enjoy himself, I say. Digression over.
Up next… Famous Divas ๐ And if you need a catch upย … Have an Oldie ๐
Library of Libraries 