Missive from ‘Merica: Computer says “Hell No!”

Dear Reader, I’ve had a devilishly difficult time trying to save the following missive from Cade. Hopefully I’ve managed it at last, but I’m not going to chance overloading it with a picturesque preamble with a gabby dolphin, who has the greatest difficulty keeping his beak buttoned.

See ya at the bottom */fingers crossed…*


It’s currently Januebruary the 4th of 2017 @ 07:21…

Q: Do you know where I am?

A: ׿×

Just askin.
^Simian Mobile Disco - Hustler^

MAN! With the correct adjustments, you could draw shorelines, perfect shapes, mandalas, fractals, less-perfect shapes, imperfect shapes, and prolly some other bullshit as well…all at the same time! And it would prolly all make sense too!

Q: I wonder why?

A: ???


It may be laying around here somewhere.

We just gotta…find it.

Let’s be sneaky and not tell anyone what we are doing nor what we are looking for.

Not like we know or anything…

…but we will know when we do.

^Fever Ray 'When I Grow Up'^

X: Let’s get this out of the way.
Cade: Let’s.
X: …
Cade: Good enough?
X: rawr
Cade: …k…cool.
0: Cool…you are not that.
Cade: THX for the update.
0: NP
X: …the way, this is out of it…
Cade: …

^Lykke Li - I Follow Rivers (Director: Tarik Saleh)^

So someone made a comment over at my whathaveyou the other day, and in that comment, they posted a link to a video from this “Anomalies Study Group” group or whatever.

The video that that someone posted is below…

^Anomalies as living Things.^

The vid has a fuckton of text to read. So I guess I should go ahead and espouse why I am not fond of “reading videos” on YouTube. If you open the video above, there is a wall of text, followed by walls of text that put my walls of text to shame. I thought that the video had frozen or was buffering or loading or something until I actually noticed that the video was playing, because there was no sound/no music. So thinking now about “the senses” and triangulation or coalescing of data and sources, I guess there is quite a bit to think about there. But when is there NOT a lot to think about? It doesn’t matter if you are chasing aliens or chasing an accurate balance on your checking account or chasing phantoms…all of the preceding may be those “phantoms.” But even phantoms are real…so…meh…or whatever.

Anywayz…this wound up in a heated discussion that centered around and/or focused on “my intents and intentions”

…which means that someone is looking for some sort of base within the basis of what I write and talk and think about.

There’s not much that I don’t write and talk and think about…so…yeah…

Mystery = Solved While In The Process Of Being Solved! Continue?

Sure…why not?

^The Bloody Beetroots ft. Steve Aoki - WARP^

In regards to the video about floating/flying shit in the sky, there was a conversation of sorts, to where there was some back and forth that I really didn’t understand, nor did I understand how to accurately express my feelings on the subject, because I know there is all fucking KINDS of shit floating and flying around in the air column and columns of the/our atmosphere.

Mylar balloons,

rubber balloons,

weather balloons,

hot air balloons,

ballooning spiders,











and the garbage that process and processes makes,








color and colors,

energy and energies,






and other whatevers and stuff, the flying spaghetti monster, etc. …

…and motherfucking ALL of it…is moving. Even if something is completely stationary…it has to remain moving in order to remain stationary. Just keep in mind that the object you may be viewing appears stationary relative to you, and that size and sizes change from a perspective point of you as the observer…especially when you move…then stop…and then move some more…then stop…in order to better see whatever it is that you are seeing.
I don’t doubt that you saw whatever you saw, nor that you are seeing whatever it is that you are seeing.

But that does not mean that there is not some explanation as to what you are seeing.
“Normal” people would normally describe this as “a rational explanation”…but there is nothing “rational” about the irrational…eh?

At least, not until there is.

If there is.
^Steve Aoki & Laidback Luke ft. Lil Jon - Turbulence^

To say that someone or some group has a narrow method of thinking…

is pretty



What’s wrong with narrow thinking? If it was bad, it prolly wouldn’t be possible. At least, not over long periods of time. Things that are narrow tend to be short period concepts. A meeting…if you will. A…erm…dogma…or mission statement even. A purpose! YEAH!!! THAT’S IT!!! A PURPOSE!!! Like say…oh…I dunno…looking for life in the upper-atmosphere, or trying to figure out what all this shit is that is flying and floating around up there.

Which…how DOES shit fly or float around up there?

Powered flight was achieved in the year 1903 AD/CE. That was 114 years ago as of this year of 2017. But powered flight didn’t become commonplace until much later. It was the realm of rich people and continued to be viewed as some passing fad, really until after WWII when commercial air travel became viable on a much larger scale, thanks to a handful of people. Juan Trippe and Howard Hughes for example. But we cannot forget that aviation was not just prominent or prevalent in The USA, it was everywhere. The French, English Russians and Germans were fond of it, as were the Chinese and Japanese. When you start to dig a little bit in history, you find all kinds of nutjobs from all over the world that were interested in this craziness…way back into the 18th and 17th centuries, and even before that.

I get the feeling that the concept of “flight”…is nothing new.

It's just new to you.

New to me too, and have over 200 logged hours of flight time. Prolly twice that of actual flight time.

Q: Do you need an excuse to go flying today?

A: Who needs an excuse?

Let's go flying.

Yep…flying is it’s own excuse to go flying.

^Nicky Romero - Toulouse^

Q: Did you know that prolly more than half of all of the students enrolled in flying courses/learning to fly in The USA…are foreigners?

A: !!!-WTF?!?!?!?-!!!

Yep…cheaper to learn to fly here in The US than it is in most other countries.

Actually…I dunno about these days because of all of the “Post-9/11” bullshit…but yeah. A huge number of students are from abroad. Or at least, they used to be. General Aviation in The United States would have died long ago, were it not for foreign student interest in learning to fly here. A lot of programs are designed around that fact, and pretty much cater to only foreigners. It’s expensive as shit to learn how to fly. But then again, it’s expensive as shit to own/run/maintain a flight school, irrespective of type? I can guarantee that if you are in The US? You are SURROUNDED by small airports both private and public…and don’t even know it.

^Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor^


Yeah…those blue, cyan and magenta thingies?
Those are airports of some kind.
See that ring that goes around the center of D/FW airport in the center?
That’s a 30 mile radius ring around D/FW.
It used to be called a “TCA” or Terminal Control Area…then they changed it to “Class B Airspace.”
That circle/ring? It’s kinda like…an upside-down wedding cake.
So yeah…in just a 30 mile radius of D/FW Airport?
Yeah…there are a FUCKTON of airports of all kinds.

A lot to learn…eh?

Q: How far do you think you can see on a given day from your perch on the ground?

A: (no…I am not trying to be condescending…it just…comes naturally)

5 miles? 10 miles?

Look up.

See a commercial jet spraying poison chemtrail gasses on you?
That airplane is prolly 6-8 statute miles away.
(Somewhere between 35,000 and 45,000 feet)

^A Day in a Minute—24 Hours of Flight in the United States^

Let’s go a little further.

SPOILER ALERT: (Notice any..."loopy airplanes" in the video below?)
^A Day in the Life of Air Traffic Over the United States^

Let’s go a little…higher.

^Space Debris^

Let’s go a little…higher…longer.

^20000 Days in Space^

You wanna learn this shit or not?

Me either.

Let's fuck.

Q: Then what?

A: Me either. Let’s learn some more shit. Then we can fuck again.

“How many flights cross the USA in a day?”

Airspace Class (United States)

Information...hide it...we must!
^Stromae - Papaoutai^

I guess I still have a difficult trying to understand exactly what it is that someone might be looking for, when they neglect to consider that each of us have our own set(s) of eyes. And some of us don’t even have those. Some may have those eyes thingies, but they don’t work like your eyes types of thingies do. Some may go so far as to say that those particular eyes thingies don’t work at all.

Q: What about the people that those particular eyes are attached to? Do they work?


Yep...I'm an asshole.

Complete…and total.

^La Roux - Bulletproof^

UFOs are just that. You see something, and you have no fucking clue what it is. But think about it like this…

Q: Are you a “sky-watcher?”

A: ¿?¿

Yeah…I dunno if you are a skywatcher either. But I do know that I am. Helping someone to get comfortable with the idea of sky-watching? Yeah…it’s tough. I think many people are fond of looking up for a reason. No telling what in the fuck you are gonna see up there. Especially now that drones are becoming so prevalent. Gonna be some tricksters and pranksters in there. But most of the time…it’s prolly just someone playing with their new toy. Nothing wrong with that. I mean…you have your own toys right? Your own hobbies? Things you like to do? Don’t want anyone fucking with you while you are doing whatever that is, or/nor taking that freedom away from you? Yep. Things change. Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. Some worse and some better…more or less.

^Milky Chance - Stolen Dance (Album Version)^

When “An Unidentified Flying Object” can later be classified as An Uniditifyable Flying Object”

…you might have something there.


You may even be doing some research and searching on your own.

Might even be learning some shit.

Mystery = FIND ME! Next!
^Dirty Old Ann - Turn Me On (Freemasons Mix)^

Any questions from the whatever however hotline?



^Massive Attack - Paradise Circus^

It’s currently February the 4th of 2017 @ 09:25…

Q: Do you know where I am?

A: ׿×

Just askin.


^Cocteau Twins - Carolyn's Fingers (Official Video)^


*/waves…* Howdy! Glad you made it… I hope you enjoyed the journey. Regardless of any technical difficulties I’ve encountered today, this has to be one of my favourite Okie Devil missives so far… *Standby, Clicky… I think we’ll chance it…*

Dear Reader, have a Song ❤



14 thoughts on “Missive from ‘Merica: Computer says “Hell No!”

  1. Loved the “Stromae – Papaoutai” 😀

    As our friends Monty Python used to announce ….. And now for something completely different …..

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  2. Sheesh Roo! How the Q long does it take you to put something like this together? It looks like WEEKS’ worth of planning and work and design!

    I’m still confused about how to grab any of those moving images (well, aside from the ones on YouTube) but I guess I’ll get the hang of it eventually. Heh, I’d love to send those box-jumping kittens to my nieces!

    Beautifully done as always!


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    1. Thanks MJM ❤

      To be fair, Cade writes the missives – I just fanny about with the way they look here at the LoL. It doesn’t take me that long to format/edit them, so long as the ‘save’ function on WordPress isn’t glitching 😉

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      1. And a damn fine job of it you do. (If I don’t mind saying so myself)

        Trying to take a bunch of my bullshit, and turn it into something reasonably legible is like…I dunno…um…erm…trying to take a bunch of my bullshit and turn it into something reasonably legible.

        No easy task…to be sure. 😛

        ^deadmau5 "Word Problems"^

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        1. Thank you. It helps that you interesting and thought provoking stuff ❤

          Funny you should mention 'bullshit', though, Thoughtful Man picked up an unusual fare today – a Chicago Bulls player! In Southend! No shit! That doesn't happen every day 😉


    2. Hi MJM

      Mouse over the *gif, right-click, then ‘Copy image’, & paste it into an email. Whilst it might not animate in the email you’ve created, its recipient should see it animated.

      Test by sending it to yourself first. 😀

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  3. Cade’s lil dis-missive
    Good thing my drivel is impervious to his.
    The above statement is so NOT true!

    Guess we’ll have to settle for dis-agreement, for now.
    Great songs though.

    And Hiya Roobs 😉
    Happy Super Bowl Sun-day to ya!

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    1. Dunno what we have to disagree about. I’ve posed a theory or two or twenty or so in my writings, specifically about this group and whatever they are doing…because it seems to be a multi-faceted type of deal.

      For example: Using this opportunity of pointing out what mylar/Mylar balloons are.

      Mylar is the same shit the wrapped the lunar module in during the Apollo missions because it is so strong and light, and tends not to leak…especially “in a/the vacuum of space” type of situation. But this is Earth/Terra, and we tend to fill those party balloons up with helium, which can and will leak. Prolly something there about dissimilar materials and spin and spins and equilibrium(s) and stuff…but whatevz.

      I know that some of the researchers who are studying “the garbage problem(s)” find an inordinate amount of mylar/Mylar in the water column(s). And yes, weather balloons are stull in widespread use, but are made of materials that ensure that they burst and return to Earth/Terra at some point, but that is primarily predicated on dangers to air traffic.

      Streams…I would say that we are crossing them, but they are already crossed…so…yeah…or something.

      ^No Mana – Purpose^

      Current US Population Estimated @ 318.9 million (2014) per Google.
      Q: I wonder how many of those people have birthdays every year?
      A: I’m gonna stick my neck out here and say…erm…uh…100%.

      So if half of the population got mylar/Mylar balloons on one birthday over the next 20 years…
      318,900,000 / 2 = 159,450,000
      So yeah…One-Hundred and Fifty-Nine-Million, Four-Hundred and Fifty-Thousand mylar/Mylar balloons.

      So if all of the population gets mylar/Mylar balloons on two birthdays over the next 20 years…
      318,900,000 x 2 = 637,800,000
      So yeah…Six-Hundred and Thirty-Seven-Million, Eight-Hundred-Thousand mylar/Mylar balloons.

      That’s a lot of Helium eh? Well…yeah…a lotta balloons too…but that shit just…goes in the garbage when we “throw it away”…or something.

      Oh yeah…that’s just thinking about “The USA” only, birthdays only, celebrators with mylar/Mylar balloons only.

      7.4 billion and counting…according the above.

      I dunno tho…I don’t think that I’m saying anything that is really that earth-shatteringly earth-shattering.
      /me shrugs
      I’m just one person, doing the best I can, when and where I can, to help however I can.

      Maybe if you think of “The Alpha To Omega Bet” as “a handshake” more than a “winner takes all” kind of bet? It might help out a little bit.
      Because if I am right…the winner already “took all”…so to speak.
      And if I’m wrong?
      Won wins. Won loses.

      Meh…who cares. 😀

      ^Deadmau5 – Strobe^

      We cannot continue to “work” if we are isolated and omitted. “Omitted” being a more-kind type of nomenclature for deletion. Deletion being a more-kind type of nomenclature for eradicated. Eradicated being a more-kind type of nomenclature for eliminated.

      I made the bet…and I am the only one beholden to it (the bet) and it’s consequences.

      Malachi 3 – http://biblehub.com/nasb/malachi/3.htm
      (Particular attention to v.10)

      Yeah…a fuckton of fucktons of fucktons.

      I gots nothin.
      No answers…no nothin.
      But I’m lookin.
      /me shrugs
      Let’s keep going…eh? 😉

      Death knows me not…
      I have no name…
      I am no one…

      ^Deadmau5 – Lack of a Better Name (1080p) || HD^.

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  4. Anomalies as life?

    Thermodynamics means life is an anomaly. The laws of Newton state we can’t exist and yet they were written by someone who can’t exist. Isn’t that funny?

    The post starts with ‘do you know where I am’. If you do…

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    1. I’ve thought about your comment/comments quite a bit.

      I have no answers.

      But the more that you try and “prove” something that exists or doesn’t exist? The concepts exist. Therefore, they are real. Irrespective of the individual pieces and parts in time and times over time. That observer “variable” is very important. So important, that many times…it’s omitted. Ironic eh?

      But yeah…I gots no answers.

      ^Loko – Rollercoaster (Original Mix)^

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