“There’s a moose loose about your hoose?”

*What’s that you’ve got there, Click?*

Diary amended

*I wrote that to Hugo last year. Actually it was ‘Queen of the Field Mice‘, Clicky, the role that I played…*

Hugo posts Pluto Deep Dreaming

*Click, the conversations we’re having on Merovee at the moment about the media and the State of the Whirled are quite… liberating…*

*Deep dreaming and deep thought, my friend… Hey Clicky, mice! …/slaps forehead*

Mice are merely the protrusion into our dimension of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who, unbeknownst to the human race, are the most intelligent species on the planet Earth. They spent a lot of their time in laboratories running complex experiments on humans. They paid Magrathea for the planet and will now collaborate to create a new one due to the interruption of Vogons,

At the outset, they were so fed up with the constant bickering about the meaning of life which used to interrupt their favorite game, Brockian Ultra Cricket, that they decided to sit down and solve their problems once and for all.

They were the creators of Deep Thought, a stupendous super computer the size of a small city, to tell them the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything. When seven and a half million years later it was realized they didn’t know the question to the answer they’d been given, a second computer, of such infinite and subtle complexity that life itself would form part of its operational matrix, was created to work out the Ultimate Question. That computer was known as theEarth.

Some notable mice in the series are Frankie and Benjy

*Excellent! Clicky the dolphin mouse… I must go tell Hugo, perhaps it will give him some forty-two’d… /titters*

*Oh pooh to you! You’re just jealous somebody came up with that pun before you. Look, Dumey may pop over later. If I’m still out…*

*Oh my, you found a dolphin mouse, how sweet. Yes, show it to Dumey, it’ll very likely bring him out in hives… Don’t wait up!*

6 thoughts on ““There’s a moose loose about your hoose?”

  1. Even the swamp mice aren’t as big as yours. No matter, I have traps in all sizes and an ever-hungry offspring. Large mice would be no problem.

    As for the answer to life, the universe and everything, there can be no answer because there isn’t even a question. It’s just there.

    Like pink

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    1. Ah Dumey. I’m sorry to have missed you (again). Did Clicky offer you any refreshments; a drink or something to nibble on?

      Clicky, where the hell were you? I left you in charge…


  2. Roob, IBM’s “Deep Blue” chess computer (which beat Gary Kasparov in 1996) was originally named “Deep Thought”. Kasparov claims to have noticed “deep intelligence and creativity in the machine’s moves”.

    Don’t forget “So Long and Thanks for all the Fish” and “The Campaign to Save the Humans”.

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