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Seams, Dear Reader, that the Dez Rez Prez of Trump Town is to pay a visit to Old Blighty on 137…

*/lights up… Hey, Clicky, didn’t I see sumfin ’bout spoons earlier? …/drags…*

If you're being taken abroad against your will for;

▪Forced Marriage
▪Sexploitation
▪FGM
▪Child Abuse
▪Abduction
▪Honour Based Violence
▪Human Trafficking

🥄 HIDE A METAL SPOON IN YOUR UNDERWEAR 🥄

Metal detector will alert airport security who will secure your safety! pic.twitter.com/pV6yZFRFsF

— PC Dave Wise (@CopThatCooks) April 27, 2018

*Sounds like a good idea… /exhales smoke… Butt it DON’t say ‘working visits’…/coughs… He probably DON’t have to go through those detector thingies anyway… /taps ash…*

The Owen Jones Army prepares for the visit of Trump… pic.twitter.com/2TavUFEm72

— Gareth (@GarethSoye) April 28, 2018

*Heh! …/reflects on curling smoke… You know, I used to go out with a Gareth Jones, Clicky… /drags… 1985… Year of Five Boyfriends… /streams smoke… He came from Wales…*

Kit Chien Sink

*Oh fuck yeah! …/grins… He gave me a loving spoon… /slurps cherry Coke… Still got it, overlooking the Kit Chien sync…*

… Sew, I was chatting to my friend and Welsh Dragon publisher, Leggy, about the visit last night on Twitter…

Roob and Legs convo 1

*Flashback eh, Clicky? …/drags…*

Merovee selfie 090315 Roob telling Vik Roof was robbed

*…/blows smoke… The burglars were much tidier than the car thieves… /flicks ASH…*

Roob and Legs convo 2 Roob and Legs convo 3 Roob and Legs convo 4

*/shakes head… Funny how he’s all up for exercising ‘free speech’ when it comes to stuff… /final drag… he don’t like himself… /expels smoke…*

Roob and Legs convo 5 Roob and Legs convo 6

*/stubs butt… If the mercury’s rising, Clicky… /rolls eyes…*

UAV About Roob page Mercury Rising

*Ah! …/beams… Nice way to promote Underdog Anthology V, Clicky… /pats snout…*

Dear Reader… Have a Song 😉

*Actually, there’s been no question about it, for this week I have been laid low by a bug…

*No, Clicky, knot that sort of bug… but OMG, the boys were so cute whizzing around on those… sigh…*

It started last weekend when Kit Kat came home from school feeling snotty…

*Yes, Click, he’s a teenager now and yes, he’s sometimes full of himself but in this case he was also full of cold.*

He didn’t have a fever so I did what my mum or nan would have done… sent him to bed with plenty of fluids and prepared him lots of tasty meals. It must of worked because by Monday morning he was fit and raring to go. I, on the other hand, woke that morning distinctly feeling under the weather. His bug had transferred itself to me.

It settled on my chest like a dachshund determined to wake me up from deep slumbers and there it has stayed. This has meant that I haven’t been able to smoke…

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