Room x37 โ€“ Spotting Syncs 101: A Pointless Exercise Part 1.7

*sigh* Clicky, there seems to be sum confusion over the point of this ‘Pointless Exercise’ series of LoL posts… Could you get me something digestible on Quantum Theory… something eve-n I’d understand *rolls eyes*

 

Is that it? *squints*

 

Why you no rissen

Well, excuse me *indignant huff* … Carry on, Clicky…

There is a most profound and beautiful question associated with the observed coupling constant, e, the amplitude for a real electron to emit or absorb a real photon. It is a simple number that has been experimentally determined to be close to -0.08542455. (My physicist friends won’t recognize this number, because they like to remember it as the inverse of its square: about 137.03597 with about an uncertainty of about 2 in the last decimal place. It has been a mystery ever since it was discovered more than fifty years ago, and all good theoretical physicists put this number up on their wall and worry about it.) Immediately you would like to know where this number for a coupling comes from: is it related to ฯ€ or perhaps to the base of natural logarithms? Nobody knows. It’s one of the greatest damn mysteries of physics: a magic number that comes to us with no understanding by man. You might say the “hand of God” wrote that number, and “we don’t know how He pushed his pencil.” We know what kind of a dance to do experimentally to measure this number very accurately, but we don’t know what kind of dance to do on the computer to make this number come out, without putting it in secretly!

A coupling constant? *boggles*ย Meditation, Clicky?

 

And that's an order

 

Rude! Ah… Apols! You need the second-hand smoke, Clicky… cos you’ve only got flippers *smirks*

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Part 1.8 follows shortly… still going up the line. Next up Craig, the builder, from Big Brother.

CYL

*waves*

 

 

Room x37 โ€“ Spotting Syncs 101: A Pointless Exercise Part 1.6

Sew… Solomon was a busted flush; how ’bout Foggy*raises eyebrow… Arty, Click… shall we get on with it?*

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AA: Er, Carl! Very warm… Listen, we have reality show royalty, hear…

7. Reality Show Royalty hear

CARL: Thank you.

7.1 Mouth scratch

7.2 Royal wave

7.3 Mixing ingredients

AA: Did you-did you keep it?

CARL: It died. It didn’t even make it to the airport, mate.

AA: Oh really?

CARL: No.

*AA chuckles*

CARL: No, I wasn’t even allowed thro’ customs with it.

AA: Ahh… Now, Carl. Back to-back to you p-former car-ear, you obviously, if you can just remember back b4… er the jungle.

*CARL goes to speak, AA continues over him*

AA: Only the most successful Superbike champion… Of. All. Time.

CARL: Yeah, I can just about remember that… I’ve had a few crashes, a few bangs on the head but I can just about remember that. I used to race motorbikes…

AA Watts the-watts the fastest you’ve ever been on a bike?

7.4 Long straights

CARL: But nowadays the guys are up to two hundred and 15 now, sew you gno *nods appreciatively*

7.5 Millimeter turns

7.6 Points out style

AA: Ah now, Carl. This board *waves at bored* It’s all got a lot easier now, thanks to Solomon.

SOLOMON: *laughs out loud*

3 Bored

3.1 Let's see if Tina Turner is right

*scoreboard descends from 100*

AA: It is right…

*CARL mouths ‘come on-come-on’ repeatedly*

*Scoreboard points level thumps*

AA: 38.

3.2 38 degrees

1.OZ on Tina Turner

 

 

 

 

Room x37 โ€“ Spotting Syncs 101: A Pointless Exercise Part 1.5

Apol! This is turning into a long, drawn out pro-cess. In this part, though, we finally start to goย up the lineย of this ‘Pointless Exercise‘… Solomon :O

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*audience applauds*

AA: Solomon-Solomon, hear from The Apprentice… Now, listen… B4 you went onto The Apprentice, you were-you were all reddy an entrepreneur. You had-you had great success… I mean-i mean, did The Apprentice help at all? Did you learn stuff from it?

1. Solomon's experience of The Apprentice

AA: Sew that was basically it… *laughs and smiles*

(SOLOMON & AA overlap speaking – indecipherable)

AA: Couldn’t you have just gone… had a meeting with sum one?

(AA blusters and turns to break 4th wall with a L-OOK!)

AA: … a day long course… couldn’t have you?

(RUTH chips in)

1.1 Ruth agrees with AA turns to Solomon

1.2 Solomons hand signal for mucking... messing up

AA: Okay. Did it help, tho’? Did it help?

SOLOMON: Yeah, yeah, yeah..

(AA and SOLOMON start to speak at the same time)

SOLOMON +AA: Massivelyย … The Apprentice.

SOLOMON: I think now ย I can-I canย doo a business plan. I know how to meet pee-pole a bit better… business me-tings

AA: Okay. Now, Solomon-Solomon *turns to look at board*… The bored *pause* It’s all yores

SOLOMON: Sew… I’m like, finding this quite hard because I’m knot really a singer. Sew erm…

AA: Doo you gno, you don’t really have to be a singer

*laughter in the studio and at home*

SOLOMON: Yeah, butt I’m thinking, like yeah… Sew, sew I’m thinking I want to go with the top one. Is that the answer?

AA: Erm, you then have to give the answer.

*laughter in the studio and at home*

SOLOMON: Sew…

*Ruth winces*

SOLOMON: Sew I’m pretty sure-I’m pretty sure ‘Dirty‘ and ‘Beautiful‘ was sung by that woman called… Brit-knee-Spears.

3. Ruth touches Solomon and tells him he's wrong

*AA turns to break the Fourth Wall*

3.1 AA breaks the 4th wall 'Britney Spears'

*AA turns to look at Score Board*

3.2 Solomon smiles the board says X

3.3 Fiery X from afar

3.4 Solomon gets 100 points Ruth doesn't look impressed

*OZ chips in*

7. OZman on Sports pee pole

AA: Good start to the round anyway.

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Update 29.12.15 at 13.41 (again, yule have to take my word for the time ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

Just seen the most amazing Lego set… Thoughtful Man told me about it; he saw it in a shop this morning… Hmm…

*Clicky, grab some close ups, there’s a good chap… lead the way*

1. Higgs Boson

2. Burn a debt Howie Bridge Leonard

3. Penny Shell don ring Ami

4. Rahger Robot Radio in Library area

5. Whole in the wall and central heating control panel

*Nice grabs, Clicky… High Five!*

1645h further update… a bigger picture ๐Ÿ˜‰

Bigger Picture

 

 

Room x37 โ€“ Spotting Syncs 101: A Pointless Exercise Part 1.4

AA: *There we R...*

(*audience applauds*)

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This is Thoughtful Man’s Day and he’s currently sleeping. I will get on with Round 1 (Divas) and breaking it down in this Pointless Exercise… Now. The time is ย  1315h… I can’t time stamp it… yule have to take my word for it ๐Ÿ˜‰

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AA: If everyone’s reddy… Let’s play Pointless!

*(Spiraling discs, dramatic music, name of the show)*

 

D’Oh! Nuts! How Doo I Doo This?

1. D'Oh Nuts... how doo I doo this

Ray of… *lights up*

2. Ray of... Lights Up

Me..? You talking to me?

3. Me... You talking to me

Phwoar! Divas! Smokin…

4. Phwoar... Divas... Smokin

Sewing perspectives, look from a far

5. Sew... Perspectives... looking from afar...

La La? Nuff Said… Defo

6. La La... Nuff Said... Defo

Tea Time Show *thank you very much!* h/t Lives ๐Ÿ˜‰

7. Tea Time Show Thank you very much hat tip Lives

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Update: 28/12/15… took yesterday off from dissecting this episode of ‘Celebrity Pointless’… watched a film I’ve scene iTย several times before… knot recently though… will start Part 1.5 ‘Going up the line’ today ๐Ÿ˜‰

CYL *blows kiss*

Room x37 โ€“ Spotting Syncs 101: A Pointless Exercise Part 1.3

*lights up* Er… MRS REGN‘s Xmasย Addressย live from the LoL… *cough*

Watch ya, *guise* and *gals*!

This *‘ears* a pre-amble *shamble* into Round 1 witch is *divers*, I mean,ย *Divas*

OKย *reddy*? *deep breathย h/t Steven Moffat*

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OZ: Good evening to you.

AA: Good evening to you.

OZ: How are you?

AA: I couldn’t be better

OZ: Well… this is gonna be… wats the word? FUN?

AA: Dat’s… that’s a word, that’s it, yeah…

OZ: No, this should be GREATย fun

*paws*

OZ: I mean, Yewwould expect, I think, podium one to win, *wood-knot-You*? Apprentice contestants…

AA: They’ve got the will, havant they? L-OOKย at that!

OZ: Well, they’re used to… used toย this sort of drama this sort of jeopardy

Ruth: Yeah!

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1. Ruth chips in

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1.1 Handle

1.2 Fire One of You

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3. Ruth points to Solomon

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3.1 It's a wave

AA:ย Okay quickly, let’s get it done… Now as usual, all the questions… *chuck alls* have been asked to 100 pee-pole before the show…

3.2 Contest Ants

AA: These are the answers that nun of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens wheel add 250 qui ๐Ÿ˜€ 2 the Jackpot.

3.3 Special Alex Looks Hard

3.4 Nominated Charity

AA: …So we start off with a jackpot. A very generous jackpot of 2 thousand 5 hundred pounds.

7. Jackpot

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St Stephen’s Day Mess-Age, Ok update ๐Ÿ˜‰

Yesterday’s Song and one for today. *Click! u &ย I will be starting 1.4 in finding the X Factor… Round 1… Divas… Ding Dong ๐Ÿ˜‰

CYL *blows kiss*

 

 

 

 

 

Room x37 โ€“ Spotting Syncs 101: A Pointless Exercise Part 1.2

To continue from yesterday

Yay! Haven’t done much transcribing *yawn …Keeping you up, Clicky?* ย ‘Pointless’ then, so images I grabbed today… 9 of them. They cover the introduction witch actually I didn’t pay any attention to whilst yabbering on…

  1. iPlayer image

1. Pointless Keys

2. Spiraling Towers

2. Pointless numbers

3. Solomon and Ruth

3. Team 1 Ruth and Solomon

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Digression: Today Loopy decided to get gold armor for one of his game’s characters. One called ‘Battery’. He already had the golden gun…

Totally Gold Battery

Yep… definitely…

Smoking Gold Battery 1

… smoking ๐Ÿ˜‰

Smoking Gold Battery 2

*squints* It’s his holiday away from school… let him enjoy himself, I say. Digression over.

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4. Theย Angler and The Ace

4. Team 2 Carl and Jimmy

5. Oh Brother*shakes head*

5. Team 3 Craig and Nikki

6. Made in Chelsea

6. Team 4 Jamie and Alex

 

7.ย โ€œMy logisticians are a humorless lot โ€ฆย “

7. Linkin Man Alexander the Great

8. Friends in the Blue Universe

8. Team 5 Alexander and Richard

9. The Ozman cometh

9. OZ MAN

 

Up next… Famous Divas ๐Ÿ˜‰ And if you need a catch upย … Have an Oldie ๐Ÿ˜‰