As you may know, Dear Reader, I have a certain fascination with the number 137…

Really? …/lights up… Did I already know that, Clicky? …/drags… I know I already knew that… /plumes smoke…*

Sew… if a ‘137’ crosses my path, I pay attention…

… A ‘137’ tweet appeared on my Twitter feed earlier today, so after taking it’s photo I gave the tweet a ‘like’…

… And turned it into 11 (1+3+7)…

*For a tweet about Public ‘Elf… /smokes…*

*Figures… /rolls eyes… On Boxing Day… 😉 …*

Butt… What exactly is Public ‘Elf demanding now, Dear Reader?

*Reminds me of a story, Clicky… /drags…*

*So, to beat their proclaimed ‘OBESITY EPIDEMIC’, Clicky… /stream smoke… Public ‘Elf and government have determined that all portions, henceforth, will be ‘funsize’? …/taps ash… Then what?*

My advice, Dear Reader? Eat, drink and be merry. And of course, have a Song…