By Joe Public demand */chortle*
“What was that song Labour were so fond of? ‘Things can only get better’?“
Clicky got everso excited earlier on today after I showed him a blog post, by Anna Raccoon, about the UK’s No.1 export, prime Wanker Tiny Blur …
*I know, Clicky, prominently displaying your logo helps sales, I think …*
Not happy with just bringing peace to the Middle East …
… The grate man is now dead-set on bringing ‘tolerance & reconciliation’ to Europe …
Clicky, of course, knew the answer to Ms Raccoon’s question but what really got him somersaulting was the connection with his yet untold past. I managed to stop him hogging the bar at the Raccoon Arms …
… and to post some of his story here because … to be frank, it is really, really long winded …
*Alright then, it’s not … Yes, it is interesting … Clicky, just get on with it …*
A long, long time ago …
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile …
And I knew if I had my chance …
That I could make those people dance …
And maybe they’d be happy for a while …
But February made me …
With every paper I’d deliver …
Bad news on the doorstep …
I couldn’t take one more step …
I can’t remember if I cried …
When I read about his widowed tousled bride …
But something touched me deep inside …
The day the music died …
*Oh Clicky, that’s so sad… /sniff… I had no idea… well done you for getting that out…*
*… that’s right, but save the rest for another time … do you fancy a coffee?*
And if Milipede had been elected ………. many would consider it to be ………..
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The ‘Living End’ … I do feel a bit sorry for Mr Milipede regards all the bacon gurning … he was probably looking forward to the lettuce and tomato elements of the dish.
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RooB, you’ve missed an image to accompany your posting’s title:
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JP, thank you! I’ve now included it … just for you ❤
LoL Clicky … you should have found it, then *bats eyelashes*
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