By Joe Public demand */chortle*

“What was that song Labour were so fond of? ‘Things can only get better’?“

Clicky got everso excited earlier on today after I showed him a blog post, by Anna Raccoon, about the UK’s No.1 export, prime Wanker Tiny Blur …

*I know, Clicky, prominently displaying your logo helps sales, I think …*

Not happy with just bringing peace to the Middle East …

… The grate man is now dead-set on bringing ‘tolerance & reconciliation’ to Europe …

Clicky, of course, knew the answer to Ms Raccoon’s question but what really got him somersaulting was the connection with his yet untold past.  I managed to stop him hogging the bar at the Raccoon Arms …

… and to post some of his story here because … to be frank, it is really, really long winded …

*Alright then, it’s not … Yes, it is interesting … Clicky, just get on with it …*

A long, long time ago …

 I can still remember how that music used to make me smile …

 And I knew if I had my chance …

 That I could make those people dance …

And maybe they’d be happy for a while …

 

But February made me …

With every paper I’d deliver …

Bad news on the doorstep …

I couldn’t take one more step …

 

I can’t remember if I cried …

When I read about his widowed tousled bride …

But something touched me deep inside …

 

The day the music died …

 

 *Oh Clicky, that’s so sad… /sniff… I had no idea… well done you for getting that out…*

*… that’s right, but save the rest for another time … do you fancy a coffee?*