Dear Reader, below is the start of a Clicky and Roob convo post we were putting together on November 5th – Bonfire Night…

*That’s a spectacularly syncy clip, Clicky. How did we not think to include it then?!*

… about the UK’s Justice Secretary’s ‘explosive’ performance at Prime Minister’s Questions that day…

*Me too! You persuaded me to post something else instead… /lights up… Weird how it’s his funeral today… /smokes… btw, nice posts, Clicky…*

… But something else came up, so the unfinished post was saved in draft, never to be looked at again. Or so I thought…

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And there you have it.
Lammy knew. 👇https://t.co/xY2N8klpPs

— Lee Harris (@addicted2newz) November 5, 2025

*Lammy accidently released another one, Clicky? …/lights up and smokes… And where’s our illustrious Prime Minister? Obviously not in the Commons answering questions…*

The BBC doesn't seem to know that Starmer has buggered off to Brazil and isn't taking PMQs. Lammy could be hilarious, though. pic.twitter.com/P9Uuc62rRl

— Peter (@deGourlay) November 5, 2025

*The BBC are less than useless… /tuts… What’s ‘Never Here’ Keir doing in Brazil, Clicky?*

Keir Starmer has made 32 overseas trips in just 15 months since he became Prime Minister. And he will make his 33rd overseas trip when he attends the jamboree of hypocritical virtue as hundreds of private jets arrive in Brazil for COP30 climate conference in early November. pic.twitter.com/qfKDSV4H0v

— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) November 1, 2025

*Did he mistake COP30 for a squad of law enforcement officers? You know, to recapture the criminals Lammy accidentally released?*

*Can’t be any worse than the ones we already have, Clicky…*

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… Because, Dear Reader, today this happened…

*… /holds sides…*

Quite symbolic hopefully….the climate scam burning to ashes 🤞🏻

— Susan Cowell (@SusanCowell) November 20, 2025

*Let’s all hope so, Clicky… /stubs butt…*

Dear Reader, have a Song…