Read, Amber… GO!

I’ve got a day’s leave today, Dear Reader, and it’s absolutely pissing down outside, so here’s a shamble to start the week. This morning I read Amber had gone. Here’s a summary…

…And she’s been replaced with a Malteser

*Whoa! …/lights up… That’s some manspreadin’ he’s got going on there for the cameras… /drags deeply… Maybe it’s where he stashes his packet… /blows… There’ll be outrage…*

Still, us Wimminvolk are fortunate indeed that there’s a female politician, brobdingnagian in stature, just waiting in the wings and poised to take his remit firmly in hand…

*/guffaws… car-crash in slow motion… /drags… Not exactly quick on her feet, Clicky… /blows smoke ring… I wonder if she’s considered changing her stance? …/flicks ash…*

Whether or not Amber’s departure will lead to an irreparable loss of confidence in top politician bitch, and another General Election…

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*Fuck ’em! …/final drag… All of ’em… /streams smoke… Regardless of sex, politicians are a bunch of cunts…*

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*True… /stubs butt…*

Dear Reader, enjoy your week and… have a Song 😉

Ga Ga Ga… GO!!

If yesterday’s LoL post story came courtesy of the Evening Standard, today’s LoL post is about the Evening Standard, Dear Reader, and the surprising announcement of it’s new Editor

Not ‘fake news’, apparently – the former Chancer of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is going to edit the London rag…

*/wipes tear from eye… The only time they approved of Gideon was in the run up to Brexit…*

*/:D… Oh the butt hurt is strong in the MSM today, Clicky…*

“Doubt it… /lights up… Yep… /blows smoke… He’s gonna have to be careful what he publishes…*