Cardi B went to the Met gala as an intestine
— Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@Tablesalt13) May 5, 2026
this is what the rich do with their money pic.twitter.com/Ui9VKoMYCB
AOC ARRIVING IN STYLE!!!🤣🤣🤣 #MetGala pic.twitter.com/HfZEFJYSEm
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) May 5, 2026
There's a common misconception that Heidi Klum was unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of her exterior we can now recreate what she looked like in her prime. https://t.co/562uEvPXEI pic.twitter.com/holaMFGxuF
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) May 4, 2026
It’s like the tin man had sex with a tree and this is their love child 🤣 pic.twitter.com/5oI5keoHGu
— Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 (@KarluskaP) May 4, 2026
absolutely gorgeous dress. perfectly captures the moment that a worker falls into an industrial scrap metal shredder in a live leak work accident video https://t.co/xADQliQQR5
— doomer (@uncledoomer) May 5, 2026
The Met Gala used to pretend it was about art.
— Culture Explorer (@CultureExploreX) May 5, 2026
Now it feels like a public ritual for a culture that has lost its soul.
Tradition is being mocked and replaced by spectacle.
When beauty dies, ugliness walks the carpet and calls itself art. pic.twitter.com/muYoK2C74u
