Endlessly fascinated by Keir Starmer, the Blob Made Flesh. Here the two phrases that count are “tough decisions” and “managing that risk”, and in true Blob style, they’re all about process and ignore substance and outcome. https://t.co/bh62Dtt5Jo

— thdhmo (@t848m0) August 20, 2024

I have met so many people outside in the smoking area on nights out. It’s the most sociable part of the evening. Keir Starmer wants to cut us all off into little bubbles and finish what dating apps did for the zoomers.

The last acceptable way to talk to strangers will be banned https://t.co/OLZRuyfchP pic.twitter.com/J3ndfw6Urx

— Jack Hadfield 🇬🇧 (@JackHadders) August 28, 2024

That was quick: Sir Keir Starmer’s personal approval rating has plunged to a record low of minus 16 – a drop of 27 points from his post-election high of plus 11. The election was only 50-odd days ago. Only 23 per cent approve of Labour’s record in government to date – the same… pic.twitter.com/opADrCwJyx

— Darren Grimes (@darrengrimes_) August 29, 2024

Agree. pic.twitter.com/yECPzQ2MbL

— RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) August 30, 2024