— Del mundo (@Miguel115200) August 15, 2026
Tem um infiltrado no balaio de gato pic.twitter.com/pC1ubWI9cS
— Não Intendo (@blognaointendo) August 16, 2026
Post-menopausal lesbian orgy.
— Gᴇᴛ Rᴀɴᴅʏ (@letsgetrandy) August 18, 2026
Category: Who Knows What
Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Let Them Eat Barm Cake…
Everything Andy Burnham’s done in under a minute. His latest TikTok. pic.twitter.com/lM3S444kmw
— HJB News (@HJB_News__) August 17, 2026
What do you call one of these… pic.twitter.com/Ztvd3SU9Kc
— Andy Burnham (@andyburnham) July 31, 2026
aaaaand there's the tweet
— Rare | ♻️🇬🇧 (@RareAxies) August 14, 2026
what a cunt pic.twitter.com/eyVCmbvabN
Everyone in the UK hearing that random Emergency Alert: #severealert pic.twitter.com/qxxrprB0cM
— farhaan (@iJailbreak10) August 14, 2026
2,773 illegal migrants have arrived via small boat since Andy Burnham became PM (less than 1 month).
— Charlie (@charliecolecc) August 10, 2026
If you assume a lifetime net-fiscal cost of £350,000 per arrival, the illegals that have arrived since Andy became PM will cost £970.5 million; enough to buy 8 F-35B jets. https://t.co/PhRYDCcsQn pic.twitter.com/F9nuLrpAOh
I have been alive for fifty something years.
— Oracle (@biggle1908) August 11, 2026
I can honestly say I have never seen a rubber dingy that long.
WTAF???
The government thinks we are bloody stupid. pic.twitter.com/fQlMoue0U4
Burnham got played by an impersonator of one of Trump’s top aides within weeks of entering No. 10. He messaged away, only realised something was off later, and officials are now scrambling to claim it was harmless. The British embassy still had to brief the White House. Absolute… pic.twitter.com/KvLd0ZMgdL
— Ben Habib (@BackBrexitBen) August 17, 2026
CLICK5: Skin Derp…
— Albert🇦🇺🏴🇺🇸📟💥🛸👽✝️ (@pstan6969) August 16, 2026
Jason Arday will be George Floyd 2.0.
— Lawyerforlaws (@lawyer4laws) August 16, 2026
It’s not enough that he was put on a pedestal and paraded through academia, the press, and interviews as a DEI icon- with zero merit and plenty of lies.
Now groups are using him for new protests.
Authentic merit-based Black scholars were… https://t.co/dKsXEqwhxN
Has Arday's death even been confirmed as suicide yet? Many will look silly if it turns out he was sitting at home injecting speedballs.
— Johnny Foxhole (@JohnnyFoxhole) August 16, 2026
Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Some Alarming News…
I'm sat in a bar and eveyones phone went off like a black mirror episode – utterly Orwellian.
— Montgomery Toms (@MontgomeryToms) August 14, 2026
End this nanny state bullshit. https://t.co/adHZqAY0d9
That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
— barry (@BackseatsmanLFC) August 14, 2026
Now disabling propaganda alerts on my new phone.
— Ben Pile (@clim8resistance) August 14, 2026
I felt a great disturbance in the force like a million people all at once turning off emergency alerts in their phone settings. pic.twitter.com/xp93uNa7or
— Burnside (@BurnsideWasTosh) August 14, 2026
I would like to apologize to the right wing people who said the government would abuse the alert system
— John Kroencke (@johnkroencke) August 14, 2026
Burnham’s next emergency alert will be to remind us he’s from the North
— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) August 14, 2026
CLICK5: Cambridge Blues…
As James O'Brien gears up to blame 'the right-wing media' for Jason Arday's tragic death and attempt to disassociate himself from any blame
— Sandra Parker (@AngryBritishMum) August 14, 2026
Remember that this is what he was openly saying on @LBC only a week ago 🧐#OBINGO pic.twitter.com/GPY0UoOV2k
This happens when people go through a publicly humiliating ordeal and is very sad. It’s another good reason not to engage in fraud and not to turn a blind eye to it either and elevate people beyond their station. Same thing happened to one of the Milli Vanilli singers. pic.twitter.com/dlbj6DyGgE
— FischerKing (@FischerKing64) August 14, 2026
CLICK5: Popped Art…
Pop Art Marco. Popped Art. pic.twitter.com/llyUCICvnE
— KrisNVnmiP (@SophieMae1022) August 13, 2026
RFK Jr when he sees Marco Rubio reaching for the pop tarts 🫵😭 pic.twitter.com/UsiFEIjlhz
— Gizmo Memes (@GizmoMemes) August 13, 2026
Marco Rubio in the first ever Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts ad 🤣💀 pic.twitter.com/4X5STDt7my
— DFF (@DumbFxckFinder) August 13, 2026
Marco fails RFK Jr’s first MAHA inspection 😭 pic.twitter.com/kjR9sZqoqt
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) August 14, 2026
CLICK5: Fixer Upper…
How much is it?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 11, 2026
How much is it? Ahjajajaja!
— Numberonepal🐝 (@numberonepal) August 12, 2026
I remember there was a similar tweet about buying Twitter. Oh ya, there was…https://t.co/u8mbZV3CZn pic.twitter.com/jEtW32n9rT
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 27, 2022
They immortalised your speech at the rally by doing this. Someone took the time to write it down word for word and then he had to read it to you😂
— OmegaFive (@OmegaFiveOG) August 11, 2026
Streisand effect incoming.
Elon Musks introduction as the new owner of the UK . The ending 😩🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/nSPuRUdQoR
— DFF (@DumbFxckFinder) August 12, 2026
CLICK5: An Eclectic Ecliptic Shamble…
I've blinded myself in advance so that the eclipse can't damage my eyes. It's called climate change reasoning.
— Hector Drummond (@hector_drummond) August 12, 2026
Utility companies namely Octopus are plugging to save energy whilst the eclipse is happening, if you use less you will be rewarded with 2 hours free energy on Sunday – think I will have a eclipse disco and refill the hot tub.
— Cheshire Cat (@RaggerdyA) August 11, 2026
If you missed the eclipse
— Hoe Lee Shiet 😂 (@hoeleeshiett) August 12, 2026
this is what it looks like pic.twitter.com/qHJ8Do1BSv
Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Battle Of The Giants…
John Cleese, a man whose comedic genius has brought joy to many millions, has allied himself to some of the darkest forces in Britain. He has become the caricature he once mocked. Disappointing to witness the decline and fall of one of the most talented entertainers in British…
— Matthew Stadlen (@MatthewStadlen) August 11, 2026
This is personal
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 11, 2026
I refused to work with him because he had tried to trick his way into working with me by concealing information
Not to be trusted https://t.co/4xcahV21ZU
You are spectacularly ungrateful, John. I helped keep the evening funny as you veered off into a weird rant about one of your fellow Pythons. You even repeated an unpleasant, narcissistic story in the second half of one of the events that you’d already told in the first half. It…
— Matthew Stadlen (@MatthewStadlen) August 11, 2026
*time to stop digging* 🤔🫤 https://t.co/tQ32flqQwQ
— Paddington Ewart (@mik61scot) August 12, 2026
"If it wasn't for me John Cheese wouldn't be funny"
— 🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God🐧🦞 (@TawhakiTheGod) August 12, 2026
Matthew Stadlen, 2026 pic.twitter.com/qVvMpqsUlc
The lad's obviously after that vacant professorship at Cambridge
— Sunday Sport (@thesundaysport) August 12, 2026
I was disappointed to read that it's over for me
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 12, 2026
I have to remake my plans now…
Good bye, everyone https://t.co/HmidzEILfS
Extended CLICK5… CLICKB8: Ballsy…
They wanted it, they got it. https://t.co/pl2sn9ePNt
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) August 10, 2026
Royce White says his fear of flying that ended his NBA career early was actually the “transgender trapped inside of me… that gave me an aversion to small spaces.” 😅
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) August 10, 2026
WHITE: “I realized my fear of flying really wasn't a fear of flying. It was the transgender trapped inside of… https://t.co/OLxyMvMPbA pic.twitter.com/koY9Ctk17Q
You must've missed the memo… I talk about all of those topics everyday. Your post is bullying me, I'm a STRONG Black woman and you need to recognize your White cis gender privilege. Why can't you just be happy for me Ed?
— Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) August 10, 2026
Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay https://t.co/AWTb6AqSle
WHO DID THIS???😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ruoMLsmFOG
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) August 8, 2026
Library of Libraries 