.@POTUS: "I've been informed by CBS News' David Ellison… that next year, they're going to call it the Trump White House Correspondents' Dinner… to be honest, it's just about the only way that they're going to ever get me back here." pic.twitter.com/KsQszpWaLp

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) July 25, 2026

TRUMP:

“Jill Biden thought her husband was going to win because he was seriously ahead on deceased voters.” 🤣🤣🤣https://t.co/mT49ivazpd https://t.co/OL4StpHY9w pic.twitter.com/OJ3G74BwFj

— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) July 25, 2026

What could be wrong with President Trump comparing Kaitlan Collins with a lovely woman like Dylan Mulvaney?

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) July 25, 2026

RFK Jr is now at the butt-end of President Trump's jokes tonight 🤣

"I hope that everyone finally got to enjoy their entire very delicious beef tenderloins.. and I want you all to know that Bobby Kennedy is right here, and he PERSONALLY ran over the cow in his car" ☠️

"And… pic.twitter.com/ZoZ2oxDoFZ

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 25, 2026

He’s been out in the sun all day drinking reflecting pool water 🤣

— Mabrego1Love (@Mabrego1Love) July 25, 2026

HILARIOUS: President Trump: “When I’m gone, you’re all going to be broke. Your business model is going to be finished… That’s why tonight, to show how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings, I am pleased to announce my intention to—and this is somewhat of a… pic.twitter.com/mJBTvSybGT

— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) July 25, 2026

How can one man have so many iconic photos 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/VokkCKf61P

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 25, 2026