Denmark is in the news, Dear Reader. It had to happen…

*I mean, it’s not like you didn’t start the New Year with a Hamlet post, Clicky… /lights up and smokes…*

If you’ve been following along with my Fourth Turning Tale Green Colour Revolution guide since the start of December, you may not have been surprised that the thorny subject of Greenland and its ownership was raised again last week. Although not physically green, Greenland is figuratively green in that it is vastly underdeveloped (virginal) and still bound by apron strings to Mother Denmark.

Of course, the line from Hamlet ‘Something is rotten in the state of Denmark’ is spoken by a periphery figure, the guard Marcellus… Ma, sell us… 

*You could call it an ‘undiscovered country’, eh, Clicky? …/wink...*

*Ah, Patton recognition from Tom Luongo at the end… /taps ash… Weird, Patton died because of a glass partition, Clicky… /drags… You were popping off posts about glass all through the summer of ’24 after they tried to assassinate Orange Man Bad… /plumes smoke…*

*No, it was a different kind of shot to Trump’s ear, Clicky, but I like your thinking…*

*You’re right, that is like Trump! Saying mad things, spitting truth… /cough… completely throwing the bigwigs off their game. They can’t control him…*

Bro said pic.twitter.com/DOK6r1EvhI

— Merch (@theboimerch7) January 14, 2026

*Quite. He’s beating them at their own game…*

In the case of Denmark, it's especially true. I believe they gave all their tube artillery and artillery shells to Ukraine like everything they had in the country. So the country that apparently owns Greenland doesn't have tube artillery to defend Greenland.

— Hank Rearden (@HankRearden_37) January 15, 2026

*…/rolls eyes… And making them act stupid…*

Ursula von der Leyen Panics and declares that Greenland belongs to Denmark and NATO, Not America — President Trump just dragged the Arctic's raw power game out into the open

This isn’t about the people of Greenland, It's a literal choke point for the next era of Arctic shipping… https://t.co/UYM2bgtlcL pic.twitter.com/zspP3BAJDI

— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) January 14, 2026

*If Denmark is Greenland’s Mother, Clicky, then the EU’s Fond of Lying is its mouthy lesbian step-mum… /stubs butt…*

https://t.co/oT2o9kNqoT

— Kirill Dmitriev (@kadmitriev) January 13, 2026

*Apparently the UK is sending a boot for on the ground. The game is definitely afoot…

*And the play’s the thing…*

The word ‘rotten’, Dear Reader, is an apt one for this Fourth/Winter/Crisis Turning that we are living through. It is the season of death and the stench of decay, be it in politics, culture, art or the unmistakable rot in the fabric of society itself has been making us all rather sick…

*Yep, turning us green; the process is the punishment…*

*Wait. Where’s Rotten Row?*

*Oh, it’s in a park, how very Green …/jaw drops… OMG! It was created by the original, unironic, Orange Man Bad?! Of Inglorious Revolution fame, another Fourth Turning…*

God bless the internet pic.twitter.com/Vsg2UrP5IG

— Louis vil LeGun 🍌 📟 (@LouisvilleGun) January 15, 2026

*LOL… /pats snout… Something’s in Dire Straits…*

Dear Reader, have a Song…