BREAKING: Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey (@Jack) is no longer Verified pic.twitter.com/dDQRgVGkCN

— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) April 20, 2023

Footage of archaeologists unearthing remains at one of the famous "blue tick pits" of 2023 when thousands of anonymous grifters dropped dead because they lost their verification. Without their pronouns the archaeologists had no means of identifying their gender. https://t.co/nOtBkHrkCW pic.twitter.com/ppMHQmvFft

— Burnside (@BurnsideNotTosh) April 21, 2023

Reporters: “it’s dangerous to remove our legacy checkmarks!”

Also reporters: pic.twitter.com/Gzf00KqzCi

— Inverse Cramer (Not Jim Cramer) (@CramerTracker) April 20, 2023

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— Extremely Careless (@Shanghaibeast) April 20, 2023

The first batch of ex blue tick refugees have made it to the shores of Facebook island. Among them Owen Jones and a tart called Femi fetching an unpopular smell called Nadj. Making it to freedom from the fascist madness of infamous supreme dictator Dr Melon Tusk pic.twitter.com/CsDn9DZiay

— Hellcid (@Hellcidlives) April 21, 2023

'The Whinge Beneath Your Wings' https://t.co/4MfpgippxY

— banthebbc (@banthebbc) April 21, 2023