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From the Dead Poets’ Page (Afterword) of Underdog Anthology 25 (unpublished)

Fool, Vainglorious Fool!

By Roo B. Doo


Was it worth the waiting for?
Labour’s Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Everyone of them is cru-el!
Ev’ry Tory let us down
Losing seats to Labour clowns
Tossing out our Brexit renew-al!
There’s not a hope, not a crumb of comfort to find
In this skank government that’s installed
And there’s nothing to stop us from going downhill
With a worse Prime Minister that’s hard to im-ag-ine

Fool, vainglorious fool!
Keir Starmer’s a bastard!
He’s a lying tool
It’s written in Hansard!
Small eyes lost a face of dough
He craves acquiescence
Demands we watch the TV show –
Ad-ol-escence!

Fool, vainglorious fool!
He thinks he’s in the big league
Bestriding the world stage
With a Ukrainian in fatigues
Just picture the hugging freaks
Oh fuck, we are screwed!
Oh, fool,
Wrong-headed fool,
Treasonous fool,
Vainglorous fool.

Fool, vainglorious fool!
Don’t care what we’re demanding
Deaf!
Willfully blind!
Rude!
So long as he looks commanding
Just don’t think of tweeting that
Or do online revealing
Plod will come and then you’ll know that
Banged-up feeling!

Fool, vainglorious fool!
What wouldn’t we give for
A general election soon
Not that there’s much else to vote for
Why should we be fated to
Be replaced and denude
By that tool!
Malevolent fool!
Wrong-headed fool!
Treasonous fool!
Fatuous fool!
Murderous fool!
Vainglorious fool!

Post Interrupted

Dear Reader, below is the start of a Clicky and Roob convo post we were putting together on November 5th – Bonfire Night…

*That’s a spectacularly syncy clip, Clicky. How did we not think to include it then?!*

… about the UK’s Justice Secretary’s ‘explosive’ performance at Prime Minister’s Questions that day…

*Me too! You persuaded me to post something else instead… /lights up… Weird how it’s his funeral today… /smokes… btw, nice posts, Clicky…*

… But something else came up, so the unfinished post was saved in draft, never to be looked at again. Or so I thought…

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*Lammy accidently released another one, Clicky? …/lights up and smokes… And where’s our illustrious Prime Minister? Obviously not in the Commons answering questions…*

*The BBC are less than useless… /tuts… What’s ‘Never Here’ Keir doing in Brazil, Clicky?*

*Did he mistake COP30 for a squad of law enforcement officers? You know, to recapture the criminals Lammy accidentally released?*

*Can’t be any worse than the ones we already have, Clicky…*

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… Because, Dear Reader, today this happened…

*… /holds sides…*

*Let’s all hope so, Clicky… /stubs butt…*

Dear Reader, have a Song…