Actual opening ceremony of the Olympics.

This isn’t parody.

RIP Olympics. https://t.co/5gk1yObldB

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 26, 2024

Why is this person showing his testicle at the Olympics? pic.twitter.com/V0aSWfkYhH

— Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis (@DrLoupis) July 27, 2024

"It's just art! It's just culture! Get over yourselves!" pic.twitter.com/phhnR3fjFf

— Billy Bragg (@Serena_Partrick) July 27, 2024

Yeah, Leonardo Da Vinci wasn't even French. They should have paid homage to Monet.

— RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) July 26, 2024

Of course it had to be the THIRTY THIRD Olympic Games – yes 33rd.

To celebrate they got some dancers to pretend to die suddenly. Now where have you heard that phrase before?

They love their symbolism. pic.twitter.com/DarN4447Dl

— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) July 26, 2024

I thought it couldn't get worse…
It does

They put in a "pale horse" just in case you weren't sure that this was all intentional. Straight out of revelations. Wtf is happeningpic.twitter.com/jIcgI3gpCq

— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) July 26, 2024

The French hoisted the Olympic Standard upside down at the opening ceremony.

Traditionally displaying a flag uploaded down is a signal of "Distress"

How apt. pic.twitter.com/N7KODdUsaG

— Chay Bowes (@BowesChay) July 27, 2024