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Clicky’s Erection Analysis…

Erection Fever

*No, Clicky, it was the European elections. That’s ELections knot ERections…*

*Okaaay… /lights up and smokes… Well, did you see the results?*

Big Yes

*So what’s your take on it all, Clicky?*

purple to aqua

*Growth to Movement, agreed. UKIP’s winning 2014 support surged into a winning vote for the newly formed underdog Brexit Party…*

Brexit Party Underdogs

*That ended the night as Top Dog…*

purple collapse

*Yeah, well the Purples were victim to their own success when ‘Leave’ won the referendum in 2016, Clicky… /taps ash… What about the performance of the other newly formed party? Changey McChangeFace, the Arch-Remainers…*

Change UK just glad to be there

*Awfully pleased with themselves, based on not very much at all? Again agreed…*

Greens Surprise Showing

*Yikes! The green boogers outperformed strongly right across the Europe… /drags…*

Flaunting SNP

*Oh, that the SNP will flaunt their success in Scotland is a given, Clicky. But what of the big beasts of UK politics? What the fuck happened to Labour?*

Labour surprised by Lib Dems

*Yeah, shafted by the Lib Dems. It’s not like they weren’t warned or anyfin…*

Limp Dims Bollocks to Brexit

*Crude but effective, Clicky… /smirks… And what about the Tories, the party of Government?*

Tory vote disappears

*That’s what you get for being led by Brexit wets… /stubs butt… The Reds and Blues need to do what they explicitly promised they would do in their 2017 General Election manifestos, and get us the hell out of the EU…*

Halloween Brexit

*Indeed, Clicky. They’re the ones that put it off and made Halloween the deadline. Maybe after that they can go to the country…*

*We’ll see, Clicky, we’ll see…*

 

14 thoughts on “Clicky’s Erection Analysis…”

  1. According to the Lib Dems, Labour, Greens, Conservatives, SNP, Plaid Cymru & Change UK, voters in Britain suffered severe electile disfunction.

    Which is ironic, ‘cos the Lib Dems, Labour, Greens, Conservatives, SNP, Plaid Cymru & Change UK were the impotent ones.

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                  1. The buggers caught me out with that. On the 30-day free trial. So used it & cancelled before they took the 1st subscription.

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