Accidents ‘Appen */shrugs…*

Red universe Frank published a new post on MEROVEE yesterday, called ‘His Story‘. It’s a cracking read, Dear Reader, so I left a link, below the line, to a LoL post called ‘Epic Rap Battles of His Story‘. And as it’s actually from the past, it is, ipso facto, history ūüėČ Cue Selfie… */lights up… … Continue reading Accidents ‘Appen */shrugs…*

Smoke me a Kipper…

No one knocked on my door last night, sew… Have a Joke ūüėČ*Knock Knock*Who's There?https://t.co/YRfiwlMWus — RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) November 1, 2016 It’s been a hard slog, Dear Reader… *OMG, Clicky! …/lights up and smokes… made a wish and granted it to myself, didn’t I …/rolls eyes…* New blockbuster starring Trump, Clinton, Comey, Lynch, Monte Dei … Continue reading Smoke me a Kipper…

…/Dons PPE* – The Packer Punch

*For Roob Noobs, PPE is Personal Protective Equipment. It’s also Purple People Eater, my first bona fide sync. This week, PPE also stands for Panama Papers Expos√©… sum thing we’ve been discussing in comments on MEROVEE… *Thank you, Click. Have some sardines* ******* Extract from ‘A Family History for Ruth and Julia (Gawd ‘Elp Us!**)’, … Continue reading …/Dons PPE* – The Packer Punch

Sex Ed Up… Wicked Dipper

Today the LoL brings the¬†tale¬†of when Two Be¬†Cums¬†One… *Okay strange, dolphin-like sidekick of mine, cue Song.* *Spicy! Ready, Clicky?¬†¬†/clears throat…* ‘A secondary school in Southend has come under fire after it announced a new initiative to combine sexual education with politics.’ *Combining sex and politics… that’s bound to end¬†well, Clicky… /rolls eyes… Come on, hit … Continue reading Sex Ed Up… Wicked Dipper

“Will someone please tell me what happened to Harley?”

*Clicky, are you feeling sensitive?¬†Why don’t I just tell them to hit on your images to be transported to¬†somewhere else?* *Alright! Sheesh …* This is a post about synchronicity … … not all of synchronicity, of course, I’d be here all bloody day and night. No, this is a sync concerning¬†this very post, which I … Continue reading “Will someone please tell me what happened to Harley?”

Adventures in Proof Reading…

I’m spending the day proofreading, Dear Reader. A final read through of Leggy’s novel, ‘Norman’s House’, intended for release next month… *Aw fanks Clicky… /slides out cigarette… You put Garyk30’s comment on the box? …/flicks lighter… Fink it’s meant to go on the back, luv… /drags… Still it looks miles better than before… /plumes smoke…* … Continue reading Adventures in Proof Reading…

Missive From ‘Merica: Bah ‘Umbug

Gotta missive for you now, Dear Reader, from the Okie Text US Devil. He sent it to me on Thursday but I’ve delayed posting it as we’ve also embarked on remote viewing ‘The Wire’ together this week… *It’s fuckin’ grippin’, Clicky… /lights up… Why’d the fuck it take me so long… /drags… to see it, … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Bah ‘Umbug

2018: Ping Pong Epilogue

*Ooh, we haven’t had a ‘Last Time At The LoL’ in ages, Clicky… /lights up…* It’s back to work for me at the Tower tomorrow, Dear Reader, so this will be the last LoL post for 2018. It was Cade’s suggestion… */drags… We played ‘ping-pong’ back at the start of 2017… /plumes smoke… Nearly two … Continue reading 2018: Ping Pong Epilogue

Missive From ‘Merica: Devil May Care

Welcome, Dear Reader, on what is the Friday between Christmas Day and New Year’s Eve in the year 2018… *Missive time, Clicky! …/lights up…* … And my good friend Cade Fon Apollyon, the Okie Devil of Text US, has sent through what is probably his last missive of the year… Enjoy! ‚̧ ******* Ahhhhhh…it’s over. … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Devil May Care