Accidents ‘Appen */shrugs…*

Red universe Frank published a new post on MEROVEE yesterday, called ‘His Story‘. It’s a cracking read, Dear Reader, so I left a link, below the line, to a LoL post called ‘Epic Rap Battles of His Story‘. And as it’s actually from the past, it is, ipso facto, history ūüėČ Cue Selfie… */lights up… … Continue reading Accidents ‘Appen */shrugs…*

Smoke me a Kipper…

No one knocked on my door last night, sew… Have a Joke ūüėČ*Knock Knock*Who's There? — RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) November 1, 2016 It’s been a hard slog, Dear Reader… *OMG, Clicky! …/lights up and smokes… made a wish and granted it to myself, didn’t I …/rolls eyes…* New blockbuster starring Trump, Clinton, Comey, Lynch, Monte Dei … Continue reading Smoke me a Kipper…

…/Dons PPE* – The Packer Punch

*For Roob Noobs, PPE is Personal Protective Equipment. It’s also Purple People Eater, my first bona fide sync. This week, PPE also stands for Panama Papers Expos√©… sum thing we’ve been discussing in comments on MEROVEE… *Thank you, Click. Have some sardines* ******* Extract from ‘A Family History for Ruth and Julia (Gawd ‘Elp Us!**)’, … Continue reading …/Dons PPE* – The Packer Punch

Sex Ed Up… Wicked Dipper

Today the LoL brings the¬†tale¬†of when Two Be¬†Cums¬†One… *Okay strange, dolphin-like sidekick of mine, cue Song.* *Spicy! Ready, Clicky?¬†¬†/clears throat…* ‘A secondary school in Southend has come under fire after it announced a new initiative to combine sexual education with politics.’ *Combining sex and politics… that’s bound to end¬†well, Clicky… /rolls eyes… Come on, hit … Continue reading Sex Ed Up… Wicked Dipper

“Will someone please tell me what happened to Harley?”

*Clicky, are you feeling sensitive?¬†Why don’t I just tell them to hit on your images to be transported to¬†somewhere else?* *Alright! Sheesh …* This is a post about synchronicity … … not all of synchronicity, of course, I’d be here all bloody day and night. No, this is a sync concerning¬†this very post, which I … Continue reading “Will someone please tell me what happened to Harley?”

Missive From ‘Merica: Split Peas Oops! (Part 4)

Happy Sat-Here-Day, Dear Reader… As promised, here is the fourth and concluding part to Cade’s latest missive. Take your time reading it… … And enjoy! ‚̧ *******   A dress sserd A A dresserd A ^Christoph Waltz Gives Jimmy Fallon a German Words Quiz^ You think it really possible that an atom being constructed in … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Split Peas Oops! (Part 4)

Missive From ‘Merica: Split Peas Oops (Part 2)

Something strange happened late last night, Dear Reader. I was scrolling through my YT history, to find something I knew I’d seen, and saw something I’d never seen. A video. This video… From it’s placement above another video. This video… … And below this video… … I’d managed to watch something I have never, ever … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Split Peas Oops (Part 2)

Missive From ‘Merica: It’s a Sin. ‘K?

*The obvious choice, Clicky…* I’ve not been hiding, Dear Reader. I am currently in the midst of writing a short story for Underdog Anthology 8, and it’s a struggle… Being Laconic Is Harder Than You Think via @EdmarkMLaw — RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) March 2, 2019 *Quite!* …so I am really happy to be able to … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: It’s a Sin. ‘K?

Story Time: Waste Not, Want Not

ūüíč — Kit (@ArborFelice) February 13, 2019 *What a good idea, Clicky… /pats snout…* Happy Valentine’s Day, Dear Reader. I’ve no chocolates or flowers to give you, so please enjoy ‘Waste Not, Want Not’, one of my Halloween short stories from¬†Underdog Anthology VI: The Gallows Stone… … And have a Song ‚̧ ******* Waste … Continue reading Story Time: Waste Not, Want Not