Missive From ‘Merica: The Rum Diatribe…

*Yes, it was my 55th birthday yesterday, Clicky… /pats snout… It’s quite remarkable just how much The Rum Diary foreshadowed Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s relationship that followed…* Dear Reader, as you may or may not have deduced from Clicky’s recent posts, I have been totally engrossed and grossed out by the Johnny Depp Vs … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: The Rum Diatribe…

Missive From ‘Merica: Steamy Fixins…

*Whoa! What you doing, Clicky?* *Is that? …/rustles pages… It is! It’s a new missive from Cade…* *Fabuloso! Let’s get down to it, Clicky…* Hello there, Dear Reader 😀  I know, I know; it’s been exactly 100 days since our last taste of the Okie Devil of TextUS’ special fixins… *Yeah, it was on 5th … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Steamy Fixins…

Missive From ‘Merica: Smoke & Fire…

Happy 5th November, Dear Reader… *Looks boisterous, Clicky… /lights up and smokes… Not like in the movies…* … To be honest, I’ve never been keen on Bonfire Night, so it’s fortunate that Cade has sent through a missive for me to format and post… *Yeah, I can forget the bangs and whistles outside, Clicky…* *Give … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Smoke & Fire…

Missive From ‘Merica: Syncing Spooky

Happy Tuesday, Dear Reader 😀 The latest Underdog Anthology, volume XV, is now available for purchase… *I saw you posted the Afterword, Clicky… /lights up and smokes…* … And in plenty of time for Halloween… *What in the actual fuck?! …/flicks ash… Wait, Cade’s missive begins with spoo… /rolls eyes… ‘k… /drags… Seriously, what a … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Syncing Spooky

Missive From ‘Merica: Bend It, Shape It, Shake & Bake It

*Blimey! I’ve been to three of the Canary Islands, but not that one… /lights up and smokes… Wait! Isn’t that the volcano in that Horizon doc I saw ages ago, Clicky?* *Thought so. Shit… /plumes smokes… well, let’s hope that don’t ‘appen…* Hello there, Dear Reader. I’ve been under the kosh for the past few … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Bend It, Shape It, Shake & Bake It

Missive From ‘Merica: Tight Slots & Big Shots

*OMG, No! That is not what this missive is about, Clicky!* *Yes! …/lights up and smokes… Hmm, I guess that could be an allegory to what’s occurring with the ‘vaccines’ and great reset…* *Not if the instigators get their heads smashed in, no…*  *Well, at least it would be mercifully quick… /flicks ash… Unlike what’s … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Tight Slots & Big Shots

Missive From ‘Merica: TFI Friday

*Whoa, Clicky, this is a missive post knot of CLICK5 post… /lights up and smokes…You already posted that on Bastille Day…* Marcus Rashford mural messages damaged by heavy rain https://t.co/ZJqa1QvjN8 — BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) July 23, 2021 *Oh dear… /plumes smokes… I guess storms are racist now…* *Those kicks and blows raining down definitely … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: TFI Friday

Missive From ‘Merica: We Kenned… Know How?

Well, hello there, Dear Reader. ‘Tis I, Roobeedoo… *Hot stuff… /smirks…* … As you may know, I’ve been taking a backseat recently on writing posts and letting Clicky do the heavy lifting here at the LoL… *You’ve been fucking stalwart, Clicky… /pats snout… The besterest assistant ever…* … Butt! Lovely Cade Fon Apollyon, the Okie … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: We Kenned… Know How?

Missive From ‘Merica: Six By Nine

*If it’s Towel Day today, Clicky… /lights up… Why… /drags… is my Twitterfeed full of flannel? …/streams smoke…* *Ugh, the man’s a fool… /grimaces…* */rolls eyes… Enough, I don’t need to see it again..* #Rochdale landmarks will be lit purple tomorrow eve commemorating the 1st anniversary of the death of #GeorgeFloyd. Rochdale is a proud … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Six By Nine

Missive From ‘Merica: Signs Of The End Times

I did NOT see a dog 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Mf6Jf3Xq9R — 🔥Charlie Girl 🔥 (@mscharliegirl75) April 18, 2021 *I don’t see a dog either, Clicky…* Howdy, Dear Reader! It’s missive time again at the LoL K Corral… */sniffs… Suit yourself…* … Cade has kindly sent through a new one, packed with questions and observations on science, religion, … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Signs Of The End Times