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MRS REGN: FlexiT Brexit

Not sure if you’d heard, Dear Reader, but the UK government seems to have got it’s self into a bit of a pickle over Brexit… *Aye. Big beast Boris went on Monday, Clicky… /lights up… an’ that bell-end Cunt caught ‘is big job…/drags… dunno how long he’ll ‘ave that for…* *Oh yes, this is a … Continue reading MRS REGN: FlexiT Brexit →

Peep ‘Ole REGN… Oo’er MRS!

*So, Clicky, ‘Pop’ was the decision. Interesting…* Receiving word that a Prince of Pop had pops his clogs so shortly after I’d popped the question, was a surprise. Thoughtful Man was the bearing of the news… again. “You’ll never guess who’s died now?” I hadn’t heard him come downstairs as I was still engrossed over at Hugo’s second … Continue reading Peep ‘Ole REGN… Oo’er MRS! →

Shh! Words To A Void

*/flicks lighter…* */lights up…* */drags…* And people wonder why we all hate scousers? https://t.co/TslPwAIMeS — Danny. (@UnBaillyevable) January 21, 2019 */streams smoke…* Prof Goes After Covington Kid And "Smiling Face Of Whiteness" | Zero Hedge https://t.co/gtWv59jWi0 — RooBeeDoo (@RooBeeDoo1) January 23, 2019 */coughs…* */spits…* */smokes…* */taps ash…* */stubs butt…*  

Noes Knows…

*Thanks Clicky… /pats snout… That post featured a Brexit-hear… /makes rollie…* ‘A wire as marking the finish line of a racecourse is attested from 1883.’ Yesterday, MPs voted on PM Jackboots’ DisMay Deal for leaving the EU, Dear Reader. It did not go so well for the poor mare… */flicks lighter… Didn’t pass the ‘smell test’, … Continue reading Noes Knows… →

*…/sweats…*

christ sake veronica just listen. the kid’s fine, it’s me — i’ve shit ‘em… pic.twitter.com/iFSHoqsPLv — forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 29, 2018 *Oh fanks, Clicky… /puts fag to lips… Pubs stink of sweat an’ piss now? No shit, Sherlock… /flicks lighter… Haha! Similar fing occurred ‘ere this week. Turns out the mess was down to … Continue reading *…/sweats…* →

Missive From ‘Merica: Shape, Rattle & Roll!

Dear Reader, a new missive from The Okie Devil has arrived… *No shit, Clicky! I had one of those when I was a little kid!* *Damn! I could really go for a double cheeseburger right now… /salivates… Or a Whopper! …/drools…* … Enjoy Cade’s missive, Dear Reader. I’m off for to get something to eat. … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: Shape, Rattle & Roll! →

Missive From ‘Merica: By Any Other Name…

Yesterday… *That was very early hours of the day before, Clicky… But yeah!* In the early hours of Monday morning, after spending Sunday evening watching ‘The Mummy’ (spoilers – Set Theories), and ‘Deadpool’ again because… Well, Thoughtful Man and I just love that film… … I checked into Twitter DMs to find Leggy and Cade had shared … Continue reading Missive From ‘Merica: By Any Other Name… →

Gawd ‘Elp Us… period

Just a month to go and Project Fear’s UK tour is in full flow. So far, we’ve been assured, a vote to leave the EU (pronounced ‘ew’) would result in war, famine, pestilence and the other one… */rolls eyes… well, 23rd June does fall within the star sign of ‘cancer’, Clicky.* 😉 So wrapped up in making us fear for … Continue reading Gawd ‘Elp Us… period →

Apols! A quick and dirty shambles…

Clicky! You’ll never guess what just happened on Merovee… Hugo just called me ‘divine’. Clicky… There are so many syncs with this story, Clicky… Okay, we’ll list them… Doll That right, Clicky, on Saturday you posted a photo of my Thunderbirds Virgil doll. Quite why you decided to arrange it like a cock and balls is … Continue reading Apols! A quick and dirty shambles… →