*I fink that’s American, Clicky… /lights up… Left is red an’ Right is blue over ‘ere…/drags… Admittedly it’s sometimes difficult to tell… /smokes…*
Dear Reader, in five days time, the citizens of the UK will vote in the third General Election to be held in the past four years. So far, the Tora! Tora! Tories! have managed to win them all…
*Re-election day… /sings… Probably…*
For Underdog Anthology 10: The Silence of the Elves – which will be published this weekend – Leggy and I collaborated on a poetic mutilation for the Afterword, in celebration of the political parties’, quite frankly, tedious General Election campaigns. And in keeping with previous anthologies’ ‘Dead Poet Society’ page, UAX’s contributing person of talent is no longer living; however, John Entwistle was far more than just a poet…
*For the political parties, Clicky, it’s all about the base… /winks…*
So I was rather amused to see the following tweet on my Twitter feed at lunchtime…
*I know! I know!…/chortles…*
When Friday morning comes, Dear Reader, will we ‘Get Brexit Done’, or find ourselves forever mired in Remain? Who can say?
Boris the Liar
Look who’s climbing up the polls
A posh tousle-haired blond troll
Politician words he makes
Brexit promises he fakes
Boris the liar
Boris the liar
Question time is here once more
Corbyn steps up to the floor
Brexit neutral but never Leave
What’s he hiding up his sleeve?
Corbyn is dire
Corbyn is dire
Creepy, Corbyn, creepy, Corbyn
Creepy, creepy, Corbyn, Corbyn
Creepy, creepy, Corbyn, Corbyn
Creepy, creepy, Corbyn, Corbyn
Creepy, creepy, Corbyn, Corbyn
Slab Butt, Mucus, Nicky the Fish
Swindles thinks she’s such a dish
Girlies desperate to Remain
Trapped in the EU’s domain
They should be fired
They should be fired
Creepy, crawlies, creepy, crawlies
Creepy, crawlies, creepy, crawlies
Creepy, crawlies, creepy, crawlies
Creepy, crawlies, creepy, crawlies
Creepy, crawlies, creepy, crawlies
They’ll all come to a stick end
Brexit drove them round the bend
But voters are the ones that lose
Still Bercow’s gone, so some good news
Parliament pyre
Parliament pyre
Have a Song 😉
*******
*Breaking noose, Clicky? …/lights up… Droll…*
Dear Reader, the Kindle version of Underdog Anthology 10: The Silence of the Elves is now available to purchase, and paperback is on its way 😀
Library of Libraries 
“If the General Election was a song …..”
Every single politician’s view of all voters who didn’t put their X beside their name:
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And even some that do get elected. Well, quite a lot of them at the last General Election in 2017, JP ;P
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I can’t be arsed to comment.
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Succinctly put ❤
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Possible Trump impeachment vote this week.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1YC0EW
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It’s awfully generous of the Democrats to run a campaign that will get him reelected next year 😉
Frank, do me a favour and google ‘elephantitus’ – what do you get?
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