Upon arriving home from work earlier, I found I’d had an unexpected delivery, Dear Reader…
*What? No, not a baby, Clicky! How the fuck d’ya arrive at baby?*
*No, I know how to arrive at a baby, Clicky… /splutters… Just shut up will ya and let me tell the story…*
…A care package had come in the post from my good friend Poppy Sweet Pea…
*/sings… Sweet peas are made of these… /shakes head… Clicky! What’s with you tonight? Got fun up your ‘ole tonight or sumfing?*
… A neatly packed cardboard box that Loopy had helpfully opened. It was filled with good things – homemade ‘Bounty’ bars, German nougat, treats for the pup, South Korean face masks, a *cries with laughter* cup …
*… cuddly toy… NO! Clicky, not a cuddly toy, for goodness sake…*
… And some heavenly scented bath wotsits, one in the shape of Dave…
*Yeah, it’s a good story… Like the rest of the tales in The Underdog Anthology…*
“Oh my god,” I said biting into a properly sized chocolate and coconut sweetie. “This is delicious! I’m gonna have to make something now to send back.”
Thoughtful Man laughed. The idea must have tickle him because he carried on laughing.
Loopy, who’d been hovering around the box of goodies, gingerly sniffed at the smelly flamingo – he’s at that awkward teenage, allergic-to-baths stage. “You can always make her a sandwich,” he suggested helpfully.
“A sandwich? I can’t make her a sandwich!”
“Oh,” Loopy said dropping the flamingo back in the box. “Well, can you make me one?”
*I’ll have to think of sumfing, Clicky…*
I am now going to try out one of the face masks, Dear Reader, so I’ll CYA…
*Or sooner…*
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“This is delicious! I’m gonna have to make something now to send back” Spotted Dick?
Gif #2 was the inspiration for the following ……
If nothing else, the reviews are well worth reading.
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Bugger ….. to get to the reviews, click the ”Buy on Amazon’ button.
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There’s a ‘view on Amazon’ button, too.
Blimey JP. I was going for a semen-free post but, yeah, too bland. Thanks for adding some piquancy 😉
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I suspect ther may be some quick recipes in the book.
Just toss the ingredients into a bowl & mix well.
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Ah, another recipe suggestion:
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/jerk-chicken
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Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
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I asked Clicky to go find me “How about a bloody sandwich?!” from the Young Ones but he couldn’t ‘cos of copyright issues. However, he did find something that I’d never spotted before, despite watching the series numerous times…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1318459/did-you-ever-notice-the-creepy-long-haired-fifth-housemate-in-the-young-ones-heres-the-proof-they-existed/
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