Sew… Solomon was a busted flush; how ’bout Foggy… *raises eyebrow… Arty, Click… shall we get on with it?*
*******
AA: Er, Carl! Very warm… Listen, we have reality show royalty, hear…
CARL: Thank you.
AA: Did you-did you keep it?
CARL: It died. It didn’t even make it to the airport, mate.
AA: Oh really?
CARL: No.
*AA chuckles*
CARL: No, I wasn’t even allowed thro’ customs with it.
AA: Ahh… Now, Carl. Back to-back to you p-former car-ear, you obviously, if you can just remember back b4… er the jungle.
*CARL goes to speak, AA continues over him*
AA: Only the most successful Superbike champion… Of. All. Time.
CARL: Yeah, I can just about remember that… I’ve had a few crashes, a few bangs on the head but I can just about remember that. I used to race motorbikes…
AA Watts the-watts the fastest you’ve ever been on a bike?
CARL: But nowadays the guys are up to two hundred and 15 now, sew you gno *nods appreciatively*
AA: Ah now, Carl. This board *waves at bored* It’s all got a lot easier now, thanks to Solomon.
SOLOMON: *laughs out loud*
*scoreboard descends from 100*
AA: It is right…
*CARL mouths ‘come on-come-on’ repeatedly*
*Scoreboard points level thumps*
AA: 38.
Library of Libraries 
An entertaining selection of vids.
Foggy – one of the few who can boast his ‘tool-of-the-trade’ was a souped-up version of a museum exhibit.
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Thank you JP 😀
I hope you don’t mind but I tidied up your comment – Clicky’s idea… for such a messy dolphin, Click can be a bit OCD about tidy links 😉
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Reminds me of the retort from Britain’s other ‘greatest motorcycle racer’, the guy renowned for ‘shining on all surfaces’, when asked by the BBC, “What goes through your mind during a crash?”. He replied “Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.”
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Also, No.7?
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Hi Roobee! Just reading through this wonderful pointless exercise 😉
Also, I thought you should see this….
Think about the pets.
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MJ! Hello Gorgeousness…
A perfect example of a Pointless Expert in action… Clare (Shining word) Kottenbelt (to keep one’s trousers up).
Check out comments at Leggy’s place on the Blue Universe’s take on this fairy tale that’s wrapped up as ‘News’ 😉
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I’m in moderation!
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Anyone else spending New Years alone? Could be worse. Just tried drinking a beer, poured it out…nasty! Yuk.
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I quite agree… shots of black sumbok…ahh Hear. Ooo red bull chaser… *gulp* O lucky me *Yay!*
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