The swords arrived in pristine order. So well packed in fact, it felt criminal to destroy the artistry…
WTF! Clicky, that’s a personal, private photo and you’ve… *squint* …You’ve fucking numbered it! You cheeky bastard! Oh my fucking word…
I don’t care, that photo is a joke; I look awful…
Click…
Thoughtful man and I were having cross words, this moaning... I told Leg Iron about it...
Moanings when we have to do something or go anywhere are the wurst; we have very different ideas about time Thoughtful Man and I...
We'd had a couple of skirmishes... steely words on steely words but I'd managed to wear him down with my cheeriness until...
So I went upstairs to get ready to go out and it was as I was brushing my teeth that I noticed:
1. My hair looked kinda wild and curly in the bathroom mirror...
2. I had a red face and baggy eyes...
3. I was wearing a stripe up my arm...
4. I was wearing yellow... sorta...
And then I remembered No.5...
So I plucked a sword from the boys' bedroom wall and went downstairs to pose for him...à la The Bride...
I must have got him a good one across the gut because he was holding his sides...
… you are the absolute pits! No, Clicky, it’s just not on posting my photo like that… what the fuck are you laughing at now?
The photo is either:
1. Clicky’s pre-emptive evidence of suspect #1, should he suffer an early demise via an edged object.
Or
2. A casting still for the lead role, for a remake of Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai.
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JP, they’re remaking ‘The Magnificent Seven’ – out next year:
http://www.abqjournal.com/635082/blogs/magnificent-seven-brings-washington-bomer-pratt-to-nm.html
It’s just the way my hair curls, I assure you; I don’t really have a beard…
And you can shut up, Clicky… one grey whisker on my top lip is not a moustache…
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I doubt any ‘remake’ can match the Yul Brynner-led Magnificent Seven, especially its Elmer Bernstein theme. One of my favourite movie+theme combinations.
Heck, even the Japanese original is a bloody good movie. Akira Kurosawa’s work influenced many western directors.
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